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December 25, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Godblessuseveryone!
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December 20, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Godblessuseveryone!
Went to the picture framers today and it was like a Dickensian scene. The two elderly framers, a middle aged lady, a young woman, a baby and a toddler were sitting eating sandwiches while two black labradors cavorted around. Frames everywhere. Friendly chaos #GodBlessUsEveryone
December 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Went to the picture framers today and it was like a Dickensian scene. The two elderly framers, a middle aged lady, a young woman, a baby and a toddler were sitting eating sandwiches while two black labradors cavorted around. Frames everywhere. Friendly chaos #GodBlessUsEveryone
With all those crutches outside, I have to ask… Is this Tiny Tim’s house? 🩼 #godblessuseveryone #tinytim #crutches
September 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
With all those crutches outside, I have to ask… Is this Tiny Tim’s house? 🩼 #godblessuseveryone #tinytim #crutches
Relax! Between them, Mr. Claus and Mr. Dickens have your Christmas all planned out for you. #achristmascarol #hohoho #merrychristmas #godblessuseveryone
December 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Relax! Between them, Mr. Claus and Mr. Dickens have your Christmas all planned out for you. #achristmascarol #hohoho #merrychristmas #godblessuseveryone
Here we Go, #AmeriKKKa
Disgusting!
#diKKKtator
#KKKolonizer
#trumpsAmeriKKKa
#PeopleOfQualityDONTFearEQuality
#GodDONTLikeUGLY
#TheHUMANRace
#GodBlessUsEVERYONE🙏🏽
#EraseTheHate
#EliminateRacism
Disgusting!
#diKKKtator
#KKKolonizer
#trumpsAmeriKKKa
#PeopleOfQualityDONTFearEQuality
#GodDONTLikeUGLY
#TheHUMANRace
#GodBlessUsEVERYONE🙏🏽
#EraseTheHate
#EliminateRacism
November 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
🎄Merry Christmas and
happy holidays everyone!🕎
#HappyHolidays #Christmas #Hanukah #Kwanza #GodBlessUsEveryone
happy holidays everyone!🕎
#HappyHolidays #Christmas #Hanukah #Kwanza #GodBlessUsEveryone
kermit the frog says " god bless us everyone " in front of a candle
Alt: god bless us everyone! Happy holidays, Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza and many holidays to celebrate with family and friends
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December 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
🎄Merry Christmas and
happy holidays everyone!🕎
#HappyHolidays #Christmas #Hanukah #Kwanza #GodBlessUsEveryone
happy holidays everyone!🕎
#HappyHolidays #Christmas #Hanukah #Kwanza #GodBlessUsEveryone
I LOVE this🤜🏻❣️🤛🏾
#GrannyISLikeUS
#DiversityEquityInclusion
#SBLIX
#SuperBowl2025
#HalfTimeShow2025
#TNLU
🖤🤎🩶💛🩷💗
Black.History.Month
#BlackLivesMatter
#CelebrateBlackHistoryMonth
#PeopleOfQualityDONTFearEQuality
#EraseTheHate
#EliminateRacism
#BlackExcellence365
#GodBlessUsEVERYONE
#TheHUMANRace
#GrannyISLikeUS
#DiversityEquityInclusion
#SBLIX
#SuperBowl2025
#HalfTimeShow2025
#TNLU
🖤🤎🩶💛🩷💗
Black.History.Month
#BlackLivesMatter
#CelebrateBlackHistoryMonth
#PeopleOfQualityDONTFearEQuality
#EraseTheHate
#EliminateRacism
#BlackExcellence365
#GodBlessUsEVERYONE
#TheHUMANRace
February 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
November 21, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Ebenezer might be the best cat name ever #godblessuseveryone
August 22, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Ebenezer might be the best cat name ever #godblessuseveryone
So we’re clear: Tiny Tim had “access to healthcare.” He was a white boy in London: nobody would bar him for his race or gender. Mrs. Cratchet could have taken him to see a doctor. The reason he died in Scrooge’s future was because money was a barrier. Same as it is now. #godblessuseveryone #m4a /1
December 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
So we’re clear: Tiny Tim had “access to healthcare.” He was a white boy in London: nobody would bar him for his race or gender. Mrs. Cratchet could have taken him to see a doctor. The reason he died in Scrooge’s future was because money was a barrier. Same as it is now. #godblessuseveryone #m4a /1
I decided to make Ye Olde Victorian Christmas this year, because everything is terrible and also Muppet Christmas Carol, and so I gave myself muttonchops. Just need a cravat. #godblessuseveryone
December 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I decided to make Ye Olde Victorian Christmas this year, because everything is terrible and also Muppet Christmas Carol, and so I gave myself muttonchops. Just need a cravat. #godblessuseveryone
I try to make it a rule to say “*have a* merry Christmas” up till the 24th, because it isn’t Christmas yet. But it’s “merry Christmas” from Christmas Eve until Epiphany. #GodBlessUsEveryone
January 2, 2024 at 6:52 AM
I try to make it a rule to say “*have a* merry Christmas” up till the 24th, because it isn’t Christmas yet. But it’s “merry Christmas” from Christmas Eve until Epiphany. #GodBlessUsEveryone
Holiday Activity 13: Muppet Christmas Carol at @4startheater 🧑🏻🎄🎅🏽🎄☃️🦌🎁 #muppetchristmascarol #godblessuseveryone
December 23, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Holiday Activity 13: Muppet Christmas Carol at @4startheater 🧑🏻🎄🎅🏽🎄☃️🦌🎁 #muppetchristmascarol #godblessuseveryone
Oh, that was so nice. A big welcome helping of holiday cheer that I really needed. #GodBlessUsEveryOne
December 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Oh, that was so nice. A big welcome helping of holiday cheer that I really needed. #GodBlessUsEveryOne
Traditional English Dinner at Chef Joe’s cooking school in Duboce Triangle! I got my Sherry Trifle! @chefjoescooking #sherrytrifle #yorkshirepudding #godblessuseveryone #iwantmybabyback
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Traditional English Dinner at Chef Joe’s cooking school in Duboce Triangle! I got my Sherry Trifle! @chefjoescooking #sherrytrifle #yorkshirepudding #godblessuseveryone #iwantmybabyback
Holiday Activity 12: The Dickens Fair… They have an Ebenezer Scrooge graveyard scene this year. 🪦⚰️🕯️🎄 @dickensfair #scrooge #godblessuseveryone
December 22, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Holiday Activity 12: The Dickens Fair… They have an Ebenezer Scrooge graveyard scene this year. 🪦⚰️🕯️🎄 @dickensfair #scrooge #godblessuseveryone
#GoodMorning #HappyMonday
On this National Coffee ☕️ Day I would like to share virtually a cup of coffee with everyone!! Stay Blessed 😇 #GodBlessUsEveryone
#HappyCofffeeday #NationalCoffeeDay #virtualcoffee #behumble #Sharing #empathy
On this National Coffee ☕️ Day I would like to share virtually a cup of coffee with everyone!! Stay Blessed 😇 #GodBlessUsEveryone
#HappyCofffeeday #NationalCoffeeDay #virtualcoffee #behumble #Sharing #empathy
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
#GoodMorning #HappyMonday
On this National Coffee ☕️ Day I would like to share virtually a cup of coffee with everyone!! Stay Blessed 😇 #GodBlessUsEveryone
#HappyCofffeeday #NationalCoffeeDay #virtualcoffee #behumble #Sharing #empathy
On this National Coffee ☕️ Day I would like to share virtually a cup of coffee with everyone!! Stay Blessed 😇 #GodBlessUsEveryone
#HappyCofffeeday #NationalCoffeeDay #virtualcoffee #behumble #Sharing #empathy
November 23rd found me at Dickens Fair. I’d never visited before Thanksgiving or on my own… I did meet the Spirits of Christmas Past & Present! 🎄🎁 @dickensfair #godblessuseveryone
December 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
November 23rd found me at Dickens Fair. I’d never visited before Thanksgiving or on my own… I did meet the Spirits of Christmas Past & Present! 🎄🎁 @dickensfair #godblessuseveryone
A reminder, we boycott Santa this year, keep Christmas free of commercial materialism, focus on the spiritual this year and feed those the Enemy is trying to starve.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #BoycottSanta #GodBlessUsEveryone #FahWhoDoraze #SNAPback
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #BoycottSanta #GodBlessUsEveryone #FahWhoDoraze #SNAPback
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A reminder, we boycott Santa this year, keep Christmas free of commercial materialism, focus on the spiritual this year and feed those the Enemy is trying to starve.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #BoycottSanta #GodBlessUsEveryone #FahWhoDoraze #SNAPback
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #BoycottSanta #GodBlessUsEveryone #FahWhoDoraze #SNAPback
Tonight! This VERY PRETTY show, known as A Christmas Carol graces the stage of Barnsley Civic
Will you be joining us and Scrooge for the festive transformation?
#charlesdickens #ghoststories #achristmascarol #christmas #theatre #jacobmarley #tinytim #cratchit #godblessuseveryone #barnsley
Will you be joining us and Scrooge for the festive transformation?
#charlesdickens #ghoststories #achristmascarol #christmas #theatre #jacobmarley #tinytim #cratchit #godblessuseveryone #barnsley
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tonight! This VERY PRETTY show, known as A Christmas Carol graces the stage of Barnsley Civic
Will you be joining us and Scrooge for the festive transformation?
#charlesdickens #ghoststories #achristmascarol #christmas #theatre #jacobmarley #tinytim #cratchit #godblessuseveryone #barnsley
Will you be joining us and Scrooge for the festive transformation?
#charlesdickens #ghoststories #achristmascarol #christmas #theatre #jacobmarley #tinytim #cratchit #godblessuseveryone #barnsley
Your annual reminder that the best film versions of “A Christmas Carol” do not show Scrooge visiting Bob Cratchit’s home on Christmas Day. Bob doesn’t witness Scrooge’s transformation until the next day at the office (and it’s better that way). #GodBlessUsEveryOne
December 11, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Your annual reminder that the best film versions of “A Christmas Carol” do not show Scrooge visiting Bob Cratchit’s home on Christmas Day. Bob doesn’t witness Scrooge’s transformation until the next day at the office (and it’s better that way). #GodBlessUsEveryOne
Not gonna lie. It’s going to take 150% effort to feel grateful tomorrow. Thanksgiving usually marks the start of a joyous season, when I have the highest hope for humanity. If only Dickens’ ghosts could visit all the capitalist idiots headed to the White House.
#AChristmasCarol
#GodBlessUsEveryone
#AChristmasCarol
#GodBlessUsEveryone
November 27, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Not gonna lie. It’s going to take 150% effort to feel grateful tomorrow. Thanksgiving usually marks the start of a joyous season, when I have the highest hope for humanity. If only Dickens’ ghosts could visit all the capitalist idiots headed to the White House.
#AChristmasCarol
#GodBlessUsEveryone
#AChristmasCarol
#GodBlessUsEveryone
There's still time to request my famous #CharlesDickens #Victorian #Christmas talk; learn the history behind your favorite holiday traditions & the truth about #AChristmasCarol. #GodBlessUsEveryone! #British
a group of muppets are sitting around a table with a candle and a man standing in front of them .
ALT: a group of muppets are sitting around a table with a candle and a man standing in front of them .
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November 30, 2024 at 5:56 PM
There's still time to request my famous #CharlesDickens #Victorian #Christmas talk; learn the history behind your favorite holiday traditions & the truth about #AChristmasCarol. #GodBlessUsEveryone! #British
....that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk's. #dailydeadpool #wadebenezerscrooge #ghostofchristmaspresent #hulk #cratchitracoon #bobcratchit #tinygroot #tinytim #godblessuseveryone #achristmascarol #1129
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December 12, 2024 at 9:34 PM
....that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk's. #dailydeadpool #wadebenezerscrooge #ghostofchristmaspresent #hulk #cratchitracoon #bobcratchit #tinygroot #tinytim #godblessuseveryone #achristmascarol #1129
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