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ianboudreau.com
Welcome to Goonworld
November 13, 2024 at 11:26 PM
cheru.bsky.social
My game save titles are great markers along my descent into pure dumbassery
3 saves in Palworld: Diarrhea, Goonworld, Darwin’s Cove
April 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
baphobator.bsky.social
🌀😵‍💫🌐 Goonworld 🌐😵‍💫🌀
Baphobator masturbates his erection with a backwards grip. He is gooning with cross eyes. He's wearing a backwards black baseball cap, yellow tinted aviators, Black headphones, nip suckers, and ball stretcher. The word "Gooner" is in a semicircle wrapped around his head in red text with a yellow outline.
July 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
mitkit.bsky.social
hello goonworld!
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
thepower.ceo
welcome to the goonworld buddy. buckle up
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
hatesec.chronicle.su
goonworld: in a land ravaged by edging, survivors clamor desperately for pre from the sacred micro
July 21, 2024 at 12:43 PM
goddamvirginian.bsky.social
"If there is any coherent message to the sprawling folk-art practices of Goonworld, it is this: kill yourself."
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
harpers.org
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
hannagoonie.bsky.social
I was safe, until... this.
Been sent back to the #GoonWorld 💦🌀🤤
March 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ryanlcooper.com
lol
The producer’s words were still echoing in my mind a few weeks later when I spoke to a nineteen-year-old gooner called JustDamage. By that point, I was not only weary of Goonworld, but jaded: What was this gooner going to tell me that I didn’t already know? What large-scale scientific gooning surveys had he orchestrated lately? And indeed, the basic outline of the gooning journey that JustDamage walked me through was a familiar one: he hears the term around; stumbles into a Discord server; reorients his life around prolonged quasi-mystical masturbation; starts a side hustle in customized gooncaps and PMVs. His customers may or may not know he’s a teenager, but some would likely be pleased to learn it. When one person sent him child porn to stitch into a PMV, he decided to retire. These days, JustDamage is “still gooning avidly,” mostly to porn edited with voice-overs insisting that you should not be watching the porn you’re trying to watch. What’s new, I thought. Sweet kid, I thought. Universal conscription, I thought. Reeducation camps. We’ll make them fun for the gooners, they won’t have to suffer. I was preparing to wind things down, to thank the gooner for his time, when he began to tell me a story.
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sirensweetsin.bsky.social
Goon Until You Forget Your Name.

#Gooning #Gooner #GoonLife #GoonMode #GoonMind #GoonState #GoonSession #GoonLifestyle #GoonCommunity #GoonVibes #GoonWorld #GoonForever #GoonTribe #GoonAddict #GoonObsessed #GoonJourney #GoonTraining #Mindless #Mesmerized #Trance #HypnosisFantasy #Iseeyou
July 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
goddesscapri.bsky.social
Currently filling My Lululemon cart with leggings that will show My 🐫 toe print... you're in #goonworld now!!!

Go buy Me more gift cards from My #Throne wishlist.
September 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
jonpiccini.bsky.social
'Squint very hard—to the point of risking permanent eye damage—and you can almost see in Goonworld the realization of the Nineties dream of the internet as an incorporeal, judgment-free, gender-fluid sexual playground.'
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
harpers.org
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
mofu.bsky.social
Goonworld says hello!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
hanayuribashi.bsky.social
chama goonworld. é exclusivo do nebula
September 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
mythical.pizza
Logging into goonworld online, an award winning MMO
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
pkproph.bsky.social
My take on the Harper's Gooner article - it's funny when you add any other word to "goon". Goonicide, goonstate, gooncave, goonverse, gooncraf, goonfuel, gooncultist, goonworld, gooncaps, goonthropologist, etc.
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
cooperlund.online
Yeah that’s all real bad, man
f there is any coherent message to the L sprawling folkart practices of Goonworld, it is this: kill yourself. Not literally, but spiritually. Where mainstream porn invites the straight-male viewer to imagine himself as the man onscreen, gooner porn constantly reminds viewers that they are alone, that they are masturbating to porn because no one would ever deign to sleep with them. "Ruin your mind," "go deeper," "give up on life": these are goon porn's basic slogans, the movement's rallying cries. Even NoodleDude-as tame a practitioner as one can find in this space, and whose productions a non-gooner might conceivably find, if not arousing, at least not actively terrifying-has adopted this attitude. In the introduction to his recent video "Follow Me," a woman's voice whispers ominously, or perhaps sexily, that "over two hundred ten million people worldwide are addicted to social media. You are one of those people. Keep scrolling. Further. Deeper. Forever. And ever. Submit. lo porn. You can't. Turn back."
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
s1utpup.bsky.social
posted this video on X but I wanted yall to have some of it too! goodnight to all the pornluvin stoners in goonworld!!! 🌎 💚💞🩷💕✨💕💚💞🩷💕🩵💕🩵🩷🩵💋⭐️✨⭐️💋⭐️✨ totally not triggering at alllllll! 😊💝🤪
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#GOONCENTRAL • #FEMDOM • #FINDOM • #WHALSUB • #HYPNOPORN • #STONEDBIMBO
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December 22, 2024 at 5:20 AM
harpers.bsky.social
“Squint very hard—to the point of risking permanent eye damage—and you can almost see in Goonworld the realization of the Nineties dream of the internet as an incorporeal, judgment-free, gender-fluid sexual playground.” —@danielkolitz.bsky.social
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
hannagoonie.bsky.social
Ooh, you are sending me back to #GoonWorld with this type of goodness! 🥹🌀💦
March 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
asunafindomme.bsky.social
goonworld just $purted for 〖-60 XP〗Game!💙. Again~💙 https://throne.com/asunafindomme
#2DFD #Findom
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August 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
militantnerd.bsky.social
"If there is any coherent message to the sprawling folk-art practices of Goonworld, it is this: kill yourself. Not literally, but spiritually."

harpers.org/archive/2025...
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
harpers.org
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
femputer.blacksky.app
gooning is actually way more sinister than just masturbation, y’all 😭 this is from daniel kolitz’s “the goon squad article” harpers.org/archive/2025...
The act itself resembles “edging”—repeatedly bringing oneself to the point of climax without actually climaxing. But gooning is more goal-oriented and more communal. The gooner goons to reach the “goonstate”: a supposed zone of total ego death or bliss that some liken to advanced meditation, the attainment of which compels them to masturbate for hours, or even days, at a time. The gooners first came to limited public attention by way of their “gooncaves”: rooms remodeled in the service of porn consumption. You’d think a person, having just built a gooncave, would take every possible measure to conceal its existence, would bulk-purchase padlocks, price high-end CCTV systems, craft detailed alibis for every hour, every minute spent alone, and would still, after all that, bolt awake in the middle of the night, heart pounding at the fear of discovery. Instead, the gooners bragged about them. They posted photos of their gooncaves to Reddit. If there is any coherent message to the sprawling folk-art practices of Goonworld, it is this: kill yourself. Not literally, but spiritually. Where mainstream porn invites the straight-male viewer to imagine himself as the man onscreen, gooner porn constantly reminds viewers that they are alone, that they are masturbating to porn because no one would ever deign to sleep with them. “Ruin your mind,” “go deeper,” “give up on life”: these are goon porn’s basic slogans, the movement’s rallying cries. Even NoodleDude—as tame a practitioner as one can find in this space, and whose productions a non-gooner might conceivably find, if not arousing, at least not actively terrifying—has adopted this attitude. In the introduction to his recent video “Follow Me,” a woman’s voice whispers ominously, or perhaps sexily, that “over two hundred ten million people worldwide are addicted to social media. You are one of those people. Keep scrolling. Further. Deeper. Forever. And ever. Submit. To porn. You can’t. Turn back.” I entered the “stream room.” Picture this: you work for a masturbation factory in hell. You log on to your scheduled workplace Zoom call. What do you see? You see what I saw in the GoonVerse. There was, inescapably, the porn itself, which occupied most of the screen, a hyperkinetic montage of tremendous penises barreling into and out of Japanese cartoon heroines, crudely rendered CGI horse-women, and actual female porn stars. Then, of course, there were the gooners, arrayed side by side in boxes at the bottom of the screen, their heads obscured—cut off by their cameras at the neck—and their hands in frantic motion. Primitive fears from childhood surfaced in an inchoate rush: a gigantic omnivorous worm I once saw in a movie on TV; the uncontrolled swarm of color that consumed the screen whenever my family’s PC crashed, suggesting something organic and harm-intending in what was supposed to be just a machine. One of the guys in the stream room was masturbating on the toilet. One of them looked like he was masturbating in jail.
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM