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In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> Grinning woman being hunted after cutting man’s testicle during break-in: cops nypost.com/2025/10/09/u...

#crime #AmoresQueMatan
Grinning woman being hunted after cutting man’s testicle during break-in: cops
Theh victim’s scotum was cut deep enough that his testicle was “clearly exposed,” cops said.
nypost.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
"Hell hath no fury. . . "

> Florida man broke into random house, ran bath, cooked dinner to avoid going home to angry wife nypost.com/2025/06/20/u...

#FloridaMan #Floriduh #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #crime
Florida man broke into random house, ran bath, cooked dinner to avoid going home to angry wife
He traded the ball and chain for handcuffs.
nypost.com
June 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> Woman who shot boyfriend during an 'argument over Christmas cookies' said it was an 'accident': Police
lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#Christmas #holidays #crime #cookies
Woman shot boyfriend during an 'argument over Christmas cookies': Police
When asked where Welch had allegedly shot him, the man did not answer. The deputy asked him, "Right there in the knee where your leg is bleeding?"
lawandcrime.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:32 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
And speaking of obsessions with rubber duckies, but (best we can tell) this one is real.

> ‘Infatuated’ weirdo seen ‘intensely interacting’ with a rubber duck in stranger’s hot tub nypost.com/2026/09/14/u...

"Rubber duckie, you are the one. . . " 🎶

#crime #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #fetish
‘Infatuated’ weirdo seen ‘intensely interacting’ with a rubber duck in stranger’s hot tub
Rubber duckie, you’re the one… No, seriously.
nypost.com
September 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> Wife says husband survived 'this time' after pulling knife on him inside shed following fight 'over the water hose': Cops lawandcrime.com/crime/wife-s...

#crime #FloridaWoman #Floriduh #AmoresQueMatan
Wife pulls knife on husband during 'water hose' fight, claims he survived 'this time': Cops
A 74-year-old Florida woman was arguing with her husband "over the water hose breaking" right before she pulled a knife on him and threatened to kill the man inside a shed where they live, cops say.
lawandcrime.com
September 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> ‘I choose you!’ Couple ties knot during New Jersey Pokémon GO Fest nypost.com/2025/06/07/u...

#Pokemon #PokemonGo

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‘I choose you!’ Couple ties knot during New Jersey Pokémon GO Fest
A couple who hooked up while playing Pokémon GO, tied the knot in front of thousands of other players who flew into New Jersey for this weekend’s Pokémon GO Fest.
nypost.com
June 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. I love how he is all "well, shucks, you just get used to each other and time flies." She, on other hand, basically says, "you need to learn to put up with each other's crap." Tolerance was her keyword.
June 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
Will they kiss and make up? Queue up Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance."

> Elon Musk hints that explosive fall-out with Trump maybe be cooling off after prez wishes him well nypost.com/2025/06/10/u...

#PendejoInChief #TacoTrump #EliCologne #GreatRomancesOfOurTime
Elon Musk hints that explosive fall-out with Trump maybe be cooling off after prez wishes him well
Tech mogul Elon Musk signaled that his simmering hot public spat with President Trump is starting to cool off, posting a heart emoji on X after the president wished him well.
nypost.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
> Woman shot man dead after cooking dinner and arguing about 'the content on his cell phone': Deputies lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#AmoresQueMatan #GreatRomancesOfOurTime (c)
Woman shot man dead after cooking dinner over 'the content on his cell phone': Deputies
One of the minors in the house reportedly heard the man say, "Why, Melinda, why?"
lawandcrime.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
The key words: "...following a few drinks of tequila." 🍸

> 'You'll be f—ing dead': Wife with a 'short fuse' chased husband around home with kitchen knives, police say lawandcrime.com/crime/youll-...

#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #crime
Wife in tequila-induced 'rage' tried to stab husband with kitchen knives, police say
Elizabeth Deore is accused of chasing her husband around their Wyoming home with two different kitchen knives after going into a tequila-induced rage.
lawandcrime.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> Woman stabbed boyfriend and tried to saw his hair off after they argued over who should get the TV if they broke up: Police lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#crime #television 📺 #FloridaWoman #Floriduh
Woman stabbed boyfriend and tried to saw his hair off after argument over who gets the TV: Cops
The boyfriend captured the entire argument and alleged physical altercation on surveillance video from inside his home and showed it to the officers.
lawandcrime.com
April 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
And now, a special song and long distance dedication to user noCow-7102 and the love of their life out of Reddit.

> Phil Collins, "Two Hearts"
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#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #Love #TwoHearts
July 19, 2024 at 8:40 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
Apparently, she had a different idea of how to "rekindle" their marriage. ❤️‍🔥

> 'Now we don't have s—': Woman who moved back in with husband to 'rekindle' marriage torches home, caught with lighter fluid, cops say lawandcrime.com/crime/now-we...

#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #crime
Woman who moved back in with husband to 'rekindle' marriage torches home, cops say
A Florida woman who moved back into her husband's home to celebrate their son's 18th birthday and "rekindle" their relationship ended up setting the place on fire after an argument, cops say.
lawandcrime.com
April 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social

>Woman ‘floored’ car into boyfriend during fight on way to couple’s therapy: Police lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#crime #AmoresQueMatan #GreatRomancesOfOurTime (c)
Woman 'floored' car into boyfriend during fight on way to couple's therapy: Police
A woman in Minnesota is facing assault charges after she allegedly tried running her boyfriend over with her car after he attempted to break up with her on the way to couple's therapy.
lawandcrime.com
August 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> John Gotti’s convict grandson marries ‘rat’ who accused him of attacking her in tiff about affair nypost.com/2026/09/16/u...

#crime #relationships #chismes #Mob #Mafia #NYC
John Gotti’s convict grandson marries ‘rat’ who accused him of attacking her in tiff about affair
John Gotti’s grandson tied the knot before turning himself in to do a stint in federal prison – wedding a woman who had accused him of choking her, according to a report.
nypost.com
September 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. . . " 🎶

> Public defender tried to rekindle romance but was rejected, so she hit her ex-boyfriend with a hammer and bit him, district attorney's office says lawandcrime.com/crime/public...

#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #TexasFriendly #crime
Public defender tried to rekindle romance but hit her ex with a hammer instead, DA says
A public defender in Texas was recently arrested after breaking into a home and hitting her ex-boyfriend with a hammer, Lone Star State police say.
lawandcrime.com
September 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Strong women don't let little things stop them from busting a cap if needed. #GirlPower

> Woman doesn't let oxygen tank stop her from trying to kill her husband, police say lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #crime
Woman doesn't let oxygen tank stop her from trying to kill her husband, police say
Police did not provide details about what the argument was about or what prompted Scott to allegedly fire a gun at her husband, hitting him in both legs.
lawandcrime.com
July 1, 2026 at 2:59 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. Amazing thing is despite her being such a good shot, he survived.

> Woman shoots boyfriend right 'between the eyes' and in the back of the neck after he told her 'to shoot him,' sheriff says lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#crime #TexasFriendly
Woman allegedly shoots boyfriend right 'between the eyes' after he tells her to shoot him
After being shot between the eyes, the man turned to his left as the woman allegedly
lawandcrime.com
May 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. "No hun, it is OK for me to cheat and be a ho, but if you so much as look at another woman it's lights out for you."

> Wife belittled husband while sleeping with people behind his back and then killed him for doing the same lawandcrime.com/crime/wife-b...

#crime
Wife belittled husband while sleeping with other men, killed him for doing the same
A New Mexico woman is headed to prison for shooting and killing her husband after months of fighting over adulterous relationships they were both having outside their marriage.
lawandcrime.com
May 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. Dudes, when she says she wants to go out, unless you are a fucking celebrity chef, take her out. (e)
April 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime because nothing says deep love better than tossing each other under the bus when caught for a #crime.

> Boyfriend and girlfriend team up to murder her husband, then immediately point the finger at each other when caught: Police lawandcrime.com/crime/boyfri...
Boyfriend and girlfriend team up to murder her husband with hammer: Police
Sandobal allegedly told police that she and Santos-Morales both loaded her husband's body into a Honda Civic and dumped him on the side of the road.
lawandcrime.com
April 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
> Wife fuming over estranged husband and new boyfriend's budding bromance opens fire on house they were partying at, shoots random guest standing on porch lawandcrime.com/crime/wife-f...

#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #crime
Wife fuming over estranged husband and new boyfriend's bromance fires gun, hits random man
An Ohio woman who was upset that her estranged husband and new boyfriend were hanging out at a house party has been found guilty of opening fire on them, shooting a random guest standing on the porch.
lawandcrime.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. Thing is he got out of the car to defuse the situation, and she chose to say fuck it and run him over anyways. No reason for the argument given. Maybe she wanted something other than Taco Bell. 🌮 🔔 (e)
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Again, secure your cellphone so no one else can access it.

> 'You're going to pay': Woman sliced boyfriend with machete after fight at Texas Roadhouse, police say lawandcrime.com/crime/youre-...

#crime #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #FloridaWoman #Floriduh
'You're going to pay': Woman cut boyfriend with machete after Texas Roadhouse fight, cops say
The boyfriend eventually made entry and spotted his keys on her bed. Police said that once he was in Frechel's bedroom, she "locked him inside the bedroom against his will."
lawandcrime.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
And now a special request and long distance dedication:

The Righteous Brothers, "You've lost that lovin' feelin'" 🎶

#PendejoInChief #GeorgiaTrollDoll #GOP #PartyOfStupid #GreatRomancesOfOurTime
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM