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bloodravenlib.bsky.social
I'll be looking for this.

#documentary #EliCologne 📽️
davidho.bsky.social David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 7d
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
September 28, 2026 at 12:04 AM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
I keep saying, just let him get on his rocket and go. Once he is in space, turn of Mission Control. Mother Nature will do the rest.

#EliCologne
just-jack-1.bsky.social Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · Feb 9
We give this guy billions of our tax dollars to support his ADHD.
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
I keep saying, let him go, then just turn off Mission Control for him. Complete radio silence and tech support. Let Mother Nature do the rest. . .

In space no one can hear you scream. . .

#EliCologne #pendejo
May 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
I've got three words for #EliCologne: Fuck that guy!
May 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
STILL, way more dignity than the #PendejoInChief and #EliCologne.
superteadrinker.bsky.social Anna @superteadrinker.bsky.social · Jun 5
Zero dignity
Cat displaying his wherewithall
June 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
The better question is why are people STILL on Twitter, other than the #RWNJs.

#SocialMedia
#EliCologne
#DeleteTwitter
February 26, 2026 at 1:14 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
Do not share this lest you make #EliCologne and his friends upset.

> All Major Social Networks Refusing to Promote Documentary That Made Elon Musk Mad futurism.com/future-socie...

#documentary #film #movie #SocialMedia #corruption #exploitation
All Major Social Networks Refusing to Promote Documentary That Made Elon Musk Mad
All of the tech industry's major social media sites are refusing to run ads promoting a documentary critical of Elon Musk.
futurism.com
September 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
#EliCologne
#BoycottTesla
brianwhite.bsky.social Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · Apr 2
Elon’s Downfall
April 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
#RealOwners.

#ThisIsAmerica

#PendejoInChief #PartyOfStupid #EliCologne
December 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
This is where we laugh 😆

> Elon Musk loses big in court; X boycott perfectly legal arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

#EliCologne #SocialMedia #lawsuit #stupid #pendejo #SocialMedia #tech
the joker is wearing a green vest and a gray shirt and has a funny face on his face .
Alt: The Joker is wearing a green vest and a gray shirt, laughing.
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
And now, a special long distance musical dedication to the intimacy shared between #GovernorHotWheels and #EliCologne

> Jose Luis Rodriguez (El Puma), "Atrevete."
youtu.be/X6wAU3sWS0o?...

#music #romance #ballad 🎶
Atrevete - José Luis Rodríguez El Puma
YouTube video by Cooperativa Alfaturismo Vzla
youtu.be
July 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
The poor baby. . .

#EliCologne #assholes #BringBackGuillotines
April 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
As the old saying goes, "Más sabe el diablo por viejo que por diablo."

Stupid kids.

#PartyOfStupid
#EliCologne
#tech #fail
abeardedpanda.bsky.social Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · Apr 7
these stupid fucking stemlords think that any form of hardware or software older than they are is clearly obsolescent so we should just store it on the cloud like a modern country
April 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
#BarelySatire

> Men with two smallest cocks in the world escalate dick-waving contest newsthump.com/2025/06/06/m...

#PendejoInChief #TacosTrump #EliCologne #stupid #HissyFit #SocialMedia
Men with two smallest cocks in the world escalate dick-waving contest
Donald Trump and Elon Musk have escalated their risible dick-waving contest today.
newsthump.com
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
This is not even trying to be #BarelySatire

> Elon Musk to address the issue of sexualised deep-fakes by monetising it newsthump.com/2026/01/09/e...

#EliCologne #tech #SocialMedia #assholes
Elon Musk to address the issue of sexualised deep-fakes by monetising it
Elon Musk’s social media platform has decided to address the issue of its AI tool happily creating sexualised deep fakes of people and children, by monetising the feature.
newsthump.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
> DOGE arrives at Peace Corps, is set to gain access to internal systems: Sources abcnews.go.com/US/doge-arri...

Well, #EliCologne 's pooch fucked up USAID, so yea, Peace Corps is next. I guess little Butthole Village in shithole country ain't getting that well.

#AmericanEmpire #PartyOfStupid
DOGE arrives at Peace Corps, is set to gain access to internal systems: Sources
Members of Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency arrived at the Peace Corps headquarters on Friday to begin a review of their internal systems, sources said.
abcnews.go.com
April 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
> Elon Musk says 'work will be optional' within 20 years qz.com/elon-musk-wo...

LMAO. If you are rich, maybe. For the rest of us peons it's either we work or starve.

#BadEconomy #BringBackGuillotines #EliCologne #pendejo
Elon Musk believes work will be "optional" by 2045
"It'll be like playing sports or a video game or something like that," the world's richest man said as he talked up value of robotics and AI
qz.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
A nice summary of how much of a #PieceOfShit a Cybertruck is.

> "Lewis Black Gives Elon's Cybertruck Two Middle Fingers Up - Back in Black | The Daily Show."
youtu.be/yhWqls-CQww?...

#EliCologne #Tesla #fail #stupid
Lewis Black Gives Elon's Cybertruck Two Middle Fingers Up - Back in Black | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
August 11, 2024 at 12:49 AM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
Please don't give him ideas.

> Elon Musk buys Santa Claus and introduces new $9 monthly fee to ensure “every child” can become verified and have their letters seen by him newsthump.com/2025/12/15/e...

#BarelySatire #EliCologne
Elon Musk buys Santa Claus and introduces new $9 monthly fee to ensure “every child” can become verified and have their letters seen by him
After months of negotiations, billionaire social media owner Elon Musk has finally got his hands on the Santa Claus empire and has promised big changes to make the organisation profitable after alm…
newsthump.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
> You Can See When Elon Musk Actually Sleeps by Analyzing His Tweets, and It's Terrifying futurism.com/elon-musk-tw...

Someone actually tracked his #SocialMedia posting to see if and when he may sleep. Maybe insomnia and willingness to not sleep will finish him off sooner.

#EliCologne #assholes
You Can See When Elon Musk Actually Sleeps by Analyzing His Tweets, and It's Terrifying
Perhaps more than anyone else, Elon Musk has a propensity for posting through it — and it seems that includes his apparent insomnia.
futurism.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
> Texas governor says his emails with Elon Musk are too ‘intimate or embarrassing’ to release www.theverge.com/news/706635/...

Just WTF were #GovernorHotWheels and #EliCologne embroiled in that is oh so intimate?

#TexasFriendly #GOP #PartyOfStupid
Texas governor says his emails with Elon Musk are too ‘intimate or embarrassing’ to release
Wonder what they say.
www.theverge.com
July 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
Will they kiss and make up? Queue up Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance."

> Elon Musk hints that explosive fall-out with Trump maybe be cooling off after prez wishes him well nypost.com/2025/06/10/u...

#PendejoInChief #TacoTrump #EliCologne #GreatRomancesOfOurTime
Elon Musk hints that explosive fall-out with Trump maybe be cooling off after prez wishes him well
Tech mogul Elon Musk signaled that his simmering hot public spat with President Trump is starting to cool off, posting a heart emoji on X after the president wished him well.
nypost.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
> Trump says he's "going to buy a brand new Tesla" after shares in Musk-led firm plunge www.axios.com/2025/03/10/t...

Oh yea, that will bring that stock right back up.

I am seriously praying to the #CosmicJoker on this one. 🚗 🔥

#PendejoInChief #EliCologne #PartyOfStupid #swasticar
March 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
In #ChampagneProblems

> Elon Musk Losses Trillionaire Status Amid Sharp Selloff In SpaceX Shares www.timesnownews.com/business-eco...

#BadEconomy #assholes #EliCologne #FollowTheMoney
Elon Musk Losses Trillionaire Status Amid Sharp Selloff In SpaceX Shares
Despite this setback, Musk remains the richest person globally, with SpaceX being his largest asset, valued at approximately $744 billion, accounting for nearly 80% of his wealth., Companies, Times No...
www.timesnownews.com
June 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
bloodravenlib.bsky.social
> Elon Musk finally launches X Money. What could possibly go wrong? arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Let me be blunt: anyone falling for this given all warnings and signs when it goes belly up deserves whatever loses happen.

#scams #Twitter #EliCologne #BadEconomy #corruption #FollowTheMoney #tech
Elon Musk finally launches X Money. What could possibly go wrong?
Expect bumps with X Money rollout as major US financial markets are excluded.
arstechnica.com
July 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM