Griftmobile
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Griftmobile
Just your everyday, normal, "griftmobile"
The Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, bars anyone holding government office from accepting any present, emolument, office or title from any “King, Prince, or foreign State,” without congressional consent.
The Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, bars anyone holding government office from accepting any present, emolument, office or title from any “King, Prince, or foreign State,” without congressional consent.
May 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just your everyday, normal, "griftmobile"
The Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, bars anyone holding government office from accepting any present, emolument, office or title from any “King, Prince, or foreign State,” without congressional consent.
The Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, bars anyone holding government office from accepting any present, emolument, office or title from any “King, Prince, or foreign State,” without congressional consent.
Trump and Elon and that stupid Tesla stunt at the Whitehouse, was there ever a better getaway car for the daylight robbery 🤷♀️
#Trump #ElonMusk #Tesla #WhiteHouse #GriftMobile #BillionaireBuddies #DaylightRobbery #ScamArtists #Motherfuckering #Politics
#Trump #ElonMusk #Tesla #WhiteHouse #GriftMobile #BillionaireBuddies #DaylightRobbery #ScamArtists #Motherfuckering #Politics
March 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Trump and Elon and that stupid Tesla stunt at the Whitehouse, was there ever a better getaway car for the daylight robbery 🤷♀️
#Trump #ElonMusk #Tesla #WhiteHouse #GriftMobile #BillionaireBuddies #DaylightRobbery #ScamArtists #Motherfuckering #Politics
#Trump #ElonMusk #Tesla #WhiteHouse #GriftMobile #BillionaireBuddies #DaylightRobbery #ScamArtists #Motherfuckering #Politics
I am already sick of seeing this miserable shit's face and I'm furious that she got a free fast track to the right wing griftmobile for being a shitty student making life worse for a Trans person.
December 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I am already sick of seeing this miserable shit's face and I'm furious that she got a free fast track to the right wing griftmobile for being a shitty student making life worse for a Trans person.
Excellent!
To the Griftmobile!
To the Griftmobile!
July 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Excellent!
To the Griftmobile!
To the Griftmobile!
Boy, she hit the ground running, huh? She was on her griftmobile before the body was cold 🤣
August 26, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Boy, she hit the ground running, huh? She was on her griftmobile before the body was cold 🤣
Musk did give us—and future historians, if they exist—a handy visual metaphor/symbol of our current historical moment: this shitty, pretentious griftmobile.
February 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Musk did give us—and future historians, if they exist—a handy visual metaphor/symbol of our current historical moment: this shitty, pretentious griftmobile.
And in the end, children, it was the color scheme of the Flying Griftmobile -- blue, like his awful suits; and gold, like his kleptocratic predilections -- that revealed the true nature of the orange hollow man to his disenchanted MAGA public.
May 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And in the end, children, it was the color scheme of the Flying Griftmobile -- blue, like his awful suits; and gold, like his kleptocratic predilections -- that revealed the true nature of the orange hollow man to his disenchanted MAGA public.
Maine will look fondly back on the days of Susan Collins, I reckon.
I predict it will only be a matter of seconds when the Griftmobile pulls up at Graham Fetterman's office.
I predict it will only be a matter of seconds when the Griftmobile pulls up at Graham Fetterman's office.
June 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Maine will look fondly back on the days of Susan Collins, I reckon.
I predict it will only be a matter of seconds when the Griftmobile pulls up at Graham Fetterman's office.
I predict it will only be a matter of seconds when the Griftmobile pulls up at Graham Fetterman's office.
Verizcon. grifTMobile.
June 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Verizcon. grifTMobile.
Quickly, Shill-ster, to the GriftMobile!!
March 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Quickly, Shill-ster, to the GriftMobile!!
The only shock is he took this long to jump on the griftmobile.
April 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The only shock is he took this long to jump on the griftmobile.
Holy race war, caped crusader! To the Griftmobile!
September 4, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Holy race war, caped crusader! To the Griftmobile!
So to fucking summarize:
They took your deposit.
Didn’t make the phone.
Lost the phone.
Said “phone was never real.”
Then asked for MORE MONEY for a USED PHONE like a pawn shop run by drunk assholes.
WHAT A COUNTRY. 🤦♂️🔥 #AmericaIsAParody #GriftMobile
They took your deposit.
Didn’t make the phone.
Lost the phone.
Said “phone was never real.”
Then asked for MORE MONEY for a USED PHONE like a pawn shop run by drunk assholes.
WHAT A COUNTRY. 🤦♂️🔥 #AmericaIsAParody #GriftMobile
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
So to fucking summarize:
They took your deposit.
Didn’t make the phone.
Lost the phone.
Said “phone was never real.”
Then asked for MORE MONEY for a USED PHONE like a pawn shop run by drunk assholes.
WHAT A COUNTRY. 🤦♂️🔥 #AmericaIsAParody #GriftMobile
They took your deposit.
Didn’t make the phone.
Lost the phone.
Said “phone was never real.”
Then asked for MORE MONEY for a USED PHONE like a pawn shop run by drunk assholes.
WHAT A COUNTRY. 🤦♂️🔥 #AmericaIsAParody #GriftMobile
Reagan was a grifter since he lived in the GE-provided house. He and Nancy were subsidized by every corporate interest group and John Birch clowns through his governorship and beyond.
And yes, there is a huge difference between a used plane in a museum and a private use griftmobile.
And yes, there is a huge difference between a used plane in a museum and a private use griftmobile.
May 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Reagan was a grifter since he lived in the GE-provided house. He and Nancy were subsidized by every corporate interest group and John Birch clowns through his governorship and beyond.
And yes, there is a huge difference between a used plane in a museum and a private use griftmobile.
And yes, there is a huge difference between a used plane in a museum and a private use griftmobile.