#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He will buy a raffle ticket from a co worker whose kid is rasing money for the scale model builders club.He will win a lifetime membership to fruit of the month club. The membership will be revoked when he is caught mixing peaches with swiss cheese
He will buy a raffle ticket from a co worker whose kid is rasing money for the scale model builders club.He will win a lifetime membership to fruit of the month club. The membership will be revoked when he is caught mixing peaches with swiss cheese
September 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He will buy a raffle ticket from a co worker whose kid is rasing money for the scale model builders club.He will win a lifetime membership to fruit of the month club. The membership will be revoked when he is caught mixing peaches with swiss cheese
He will buy a raffle ticket from a co worker whose kid is rasing money for the scale model builders club.He will win a lifetime membership to fruit of the month club. The membership will be revoked when he is caught mixing peaches with swiss cheese
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He will be the go to guy who hooks up all the underage kids with #beers. Everyone says he is the older brother they never had but wont invite him to the party.
He will be the go to guy who hooks up all the underage kids with #beers. Everyone says he is the older brother they never had but wont invite him to the party.
September 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He will be the go to guy who hooks up all the underage kids with #beers. Everyone says he is the older brother they never had but wont invite him to the party.
He will be the go to guy who hooks up all the underage kids with #beers. Everyone says he is the older brother they never had but wont invite him to the party.
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
Kevin and Karen will be caught by #FlockCameras fleeing an area where sea gulls were diarrheaing on beach goers. Surveilance cameras from #TheSpotNSB caught them feeding sea gulls laxitive laced bread. 50lbs of #ExLax was found in their possesion
Kevin and Karen will be caught by #FlockCameras fleeing an area where sea gulls were diarrheaing on beach goers. Surveilance cameras from #TheSpotNSB caught them feeding sea gulls laxitive laced bread. 50lbs of #ExLax was found in their possesion
September 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
Kevin and Karen will be caught by #FlockCameras fleeing an area where sea gulls were diarrheaing on beach goers. Surveilance cameras from #TheSpotNSB caught them feeding sea gulls laxitive laced bread. 50lbs of #ExLax was found in their possesion
Kevin and Karen will be caught by #FlockCameras fleeing an area where sea gulls were diarrheaing on beach goers. Surveilance cameras from #TheSpotNSB caught them feeding sea gulls laxitive laced bread. 50lbs of #ExLax was found in their possesion
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future.
While shopping at #WalMart, he will be carrying a carton of eggs and some bacon. He will not see a #slipperywhenwet sign, slip, and the eggs will go flying landing on his head like a cartoon. He will try to get up but slip again knocking himself out
While shopping at #WalMart, he will be carrying a carton of eggs and some bacon. He will not see a #slipperywhenwet sign, slip, and the eggs will go flying landing on his head like a cartoon. He will try to get up but slip again knocking himself out
September 5, 2026 at 10:12 AM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future.
While shopping at #WalMart, he will be carrying a carton of eggs and some bacon. He will not see a #slipperywhenwet sign, slip, and the eggs will go flying landing on his head like a cartoon. He will try to get up but slip again knocking himself out
While shopping at #WalMart, he will be carrying a carton of eggs and some bacon. He will not see a #slipperywhenwet sign, slip, and the eggs will go flying landing on his head like a cartoon. He will try to get up but slip again knocking himself out
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He is going to make it a habit to park in handicap spots, even though he is not. One day, a paraplegic senior citizen in a wheel chair will knock him the F*ck out, all bc he said "stand up and fight me like a man" when he was asked to move his car
He is going to make it a habit to park in handicap spots, even though he is not. One day, a paraplegic senior citizen in a wheel chair will knock him the F*ck out, all bc he said "stand up and fight me like a man" when he was asked to move his car
September 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He is going to make it a habit to park in handicap spots, even though he is not. One day, a paraplegic senior citizen in a wheel chair will knock him the F*ck out, all bc he said "stand up and fight me like a man" when he was asked to move his car
He is going to make it a habit to park in handicap spots, even though he is not. One day, a paraplegic senior citizen in a wheel chair will knock him the F*ck out, all bc he said "stand up and fight me like a man" when he was asked to move his car
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He is going to ask his hot math teacher to prom. She is gonna say "sorry little fella, you are not tall enough for me. You should try one of the girls...or guys from the #LollipopGang."
He is going to ask his hot math teacher to prom. She is gonna say "sorry little fella, you are not tall enough for me. You should try one of the girls...or guys from the #LollipopGang."
September 2, 2026 at 9:34 AM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He is going to ask his hot math teacher to prom. She is gonna say "sorry little fella, you are not tall enough for me. You should try one of the girls...or guys from the #LollipopGang."
He is going to ask his hot math teacher to prom. She is gonna say "sorry little fella, you are not tall enough for me. You should try one of the girls...or guys from the #LollipopGang."
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents: this is your future
He will be be waiting in line at #WinnDixie. He wont let an old lady, who only has her #Depends to pay for, cut in front of him. As he walks out; alarms sound and it is announced the old lady is the 1 millionth customer! She wins a million dollars
He will be be waiting in line at #WinnDixie. He wont let an old lady, who only has her #Depends to pay for, cut in front of him. As he walks out; alarms sound and it is announced the old lady is the 1 millionth customer! She wins a million dollars
August 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents: this is your future
He will be be waiting in line at #WinnDixie. He wont let an old lady, who only has her #Depends to pay for, cut in front of him. As he walks out; alarms sound and it is announced the old lady is the 1 millionth customer! She wins a million dollars
He will be be waiting in line at #WinnDixie. He wont let an old lady, who only has her #Depends to pay for, cut in front of him. As he walks out; alarms sound and it is announced the old lady is the 1 millionth customer! She wins a million dollars
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this this is your future.
His kid will not make the #NHL. He realizes he wastes a fortune for his kid to achieve #Captain of the #JV team for 3 years. His kid will not get the call up for #SeniorNight. He regrets not encouraging his kid to join the #pickleball team.
His kid will not make the #NHL. He realizes he wastes a fortune for his kid to achieve #Captain of the #JV team for 3 years. His kid will not get the call up for #SeniorNight. He regrets not encouraging his kid to join the #pickleball team.
August 28, 2026 at 7:32 AM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this this is your future.
His kid will not make the #NHL. He realizes he wastes a fortune for his kid to achieve #Captain of the #JV team for 3 years. His kid will not get the call up for #SeniorNight. He regrets not encouraging his kid to join the #pickleball team.
His kid will not make the #NHL. He realizes he wastes a fortune for his kid to achieve #Captain of the #JV team for 3 years. His kid will not get the call up for #SeniorNight. He regrets not encouraging his kid to join the #pickleball team.
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents: this is your future
A little boy, whose dream is to play football for #NotreDame, will come up him and say "ssscuse me missster, I see you on Saturdays during football games. Can I please get a selfie with a real life #Leprechaun?"
A little boy, whose dream is to play football for #NotreDame, will come up him and say "ssscuse me missster, I see you on Saturdays during football games. Can I please get a selfie with a real life #Leprechaun?"
August 26, 2026 at 7:18 AM
#GypsyFortuneTeller presents: this is your future
A little boy, whose dream is to play football for #NotreDame, will come up him and say "ssscuse me missster, I see you on Saturdays during football games. Can I please get a selfie with a real life #Leprechaun?"
A little boy, whose dream is to play football for #NotreDame, will come up him and say "ssscuse me missster, I see you on Saturdays during football games. Can I please get a selfie with a real life #Leprechaun?"