#H-INDEX
The trick to growing your H-index is mostly to stay alive (r~0.99)
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Matthew Wielicki didn't fail to get tenure because of "wokeness". He failed to get tenure because he had the h-index (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H-index) of a junior faculty member
February 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I just realized that I have a higher h-index than Richard Feynman. In case you were tempted to believe that the h-index is a good way of judging who is an influential scientist.
July 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
'h-index' is short for 'himbo-index'
April 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This will only enhance her h-index
March 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Forget tenure or h-index. I have reached the true mark of academic prestige. This academic term I teach in a classroom where I can control the temperature.
April 19, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Proposal to use 'how many starter packs a researcher is included in' as the new h-index.
November 27, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Happy h-index+1 day to me and all of you who celebrate!*

*"When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure." journals.plos.org/plosone/arti...
The h-index is no longer an effective correlate of scientific reputation
The impact of individual scientists is commonly quantified using citation-based measures. The most common such measure is the h-index. A scientist’s h-index affects hiring, promotion, and funding deci...
journals.plos.org
December 13, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Developing shinigami eyes for implicit h-index
May 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hallucinations—the other “H” index 🤦‍♂️
March 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Is that good
April 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
parses are more important than an h-index
September 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I hope that when I die, nobody writes my H-index in my obituary...💀
March 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Le prochain qui me demande mon H-index, je lui montre ça.
July 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Such h index, very wow 📚
Grading and googling hallucinated citations, as one does nowadays, and now that LLMs have been around for a while, I've discovered new horrors: hallucinated journals are now appearing in Google Scholar with dozens of citations bc so many people are citing these fake things
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It does make it tough for those of us prone to imposter syndrome. "No, really, I'm in the bottom quintile of tenured PhDs from MIT, my h index proves it! Im a loser!".
September 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Do parking citations get added to your h index 🤔
November 26, 2024 at 4:26 PM
My current h-index is grossly unfair. From now on, I will be using the following formula instead:
April 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh, my H-Index? Well,
September 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Grandma, what big h-index you have
June 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Academics should do citation drives, asking people to cite their work to make their annual H-index targets.
October 13, 2023 at 7:42 PM
I don't track my game stats beyond plays, but I deeply enjoy tracking my H-index (the # of games I have played that number of times).

My H-index recently hit 27—I have played 27 games 27 times!

What's your board game H-index?
November 25, 2024 at 6:54 PM
ciggie index
your air quality index, but in ciggies
cig-index.vercel.app
July 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Well shit you just cost me one point on my h index.
August 19, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Wow: tenure letter writers’ publication records (h-index) are better predictors of tenure decisions than candidates’ own publication record.
August 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM