Poltergeist (1982) 🎬🖤
Directed by Tobe Hooper
Directed by Tobe Hooper
September 25, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Poltergeist (1982) 🎬🖤
Directed by Tobe Hooper
Directed by Tobe Hooper
Hooper: The only way to know for sure if this is our shark is to cut it open.
*Cuts open shark*
Brody: Ugh. The smell!
*Hooper pulls out a license plate*
Hooper: Wait…what’s this? It looks like a note.
Brody: What’s it say?
Hooper: “Release The Epstein Files”.
*Cuts open shark*
Brody: Ugh. The smell!
*Hooper pulls out a license plate*
Hooper: Wait…what’s this? It looks like a note.
Brody: What’s it say?
Hooper: “Release The Epstein Files”.
October 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Hooper: The only way to know for sure if this is our shark is to cut it open.
*Cuts open shark*
Brody: Ugh. The smell!
*Hooper pulls out a license plate*
Hooper: Wait…what’s this? It looks like a note.
Brody: What’s it say?
Hooper: “Release The Epstein Files”.
*Cuts open shark*
Brody: Ugh. The smell!
*Hooper pulls out a license plate*
Hooper: Wait…what’s this? It looks like a note.
Brody: What’s it say?
Hooper: “Release The Epstein Files”.
LIFEFORCE (1985, Tobe Hooper)
September 20, 2026 at 2:54 AM
LIFEFORCE (1985, Tobe Hooper)
Bhayshul Tuten is a hooper
September 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Bhayshul Tuten is a hooper
LIFEFORCE (Tobe Hooper, 1985)
The perfect woman doesn't exi- My god~
June 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
LIFEFORCE (Tobe Hooper, 1985)
POLTERGEIST (1982, Tobe Hooper)
July 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
POLTERGEIST (1982, Tobe Hooper)
Tobe Hooper: it's actually pronounced toe-bee
Spielberg:
Spielberg: what
Hooper: toe-bee
Hooper: like toby
Spielberg:
Hooper: you know what, never mind, let's just do this
Spielberg:
Spielberg: what
Hooper: toe-bee
Hooper: like toby
Spielberg:
Hooper: you know what, never mind, let's just do this
July 23, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Tobe Hooper: it's actually pronounced toe-bee
Spielberg:
Spielberg: what
Hooper: toe-bee
Hooper: like toby
Spielberg:
Hooper: you know what, never mind, let's just do this
Spielberg:
Spielberg: what
Hooper: toe-bee
Hooper: like toby
Spielberg:
Hooper: you know what, never mind, let's just do this
Hooper: skeletons just start popping out of everything
Hooper: you guys like that???
King: yeah that's great!
Poe: it's good stuff
Barker: nice
Koontz: i like when the skeletons are there
Lovecraft: its pretty scary!
Hooper:
Hooper: i'm done with you guys
Hooper: DONE
Hooper: you guys like that???
King: yeah that's great!
Poe: it's good stuff
Barker: nice
Koontz: i like when the skeletons are there
Lovecraft: its pretty scary!
Hooper:
Hooper: i'm done with you guys
Hooper: DONE
July 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Hooper: skeletons just start popping out of everything
Hooper: you guys like that???
King: yeah that's great!
Poe: it's good stuff
Barker: nice
Koontz: i like when the skeletons are there
Lovecraft: its pretty scary!
Hooper:
Hooper: i'm done with you guys
Hooper: DONE
Hooper: you guys like that???
King: yeah that's great!
Poe: it's good stuff
Barker: nice
Koontz: i like when the skeletons are there
Lovecraft: its pretty scary!
Hooper:
Hooper: i'm done with you guys
Hooper: DONE
King: ooh that would rule!
Poe: yeah interesting idea
Koontz: i want to see that!
Hooper:
Hooper: you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hooper: you know what
Hooper: who cares
Hooper: who cares about anything
Poe: yeah interesting idea
Koontz: i want to see that!
Hooper:
Hooper: you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hooper: you know what
Hooper: who cares
Hooper: who cares about anything
July 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
King: ooh that would rule!
Poe: yeah interesting idea
Koontz: i want to see that!
Hooper:
Hooper: you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hooper: you know what
Hooper: who cares
Hooper: who cares about anything
Poe: yeah interesting idea
Koontz: i want to see that!
Hooper:
Hooper: you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hooper: you know what
Hooper: who cares
Hooper: who cares about anything
Astronaut, by Clifford Hooper Rowe, undated.
September 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Astronaut, by Clifford Hooper Rowe, undated.
LIFEFORCE (1985, Tobe Hooper)
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
LIFEFORCE (1985, Tobe Hooper)
Hooper: so this family includes coach from coach
Hooper: and a sexy mom in short shorts
Edward Lee: nice
Hooper: and a dog
Dean Koontz: nice
Hooper: and a sexy mom in short shorts
Edward Lee: nice
Hooper: and a dog
Dean Koontz: nice
July 23, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Hooper: so this family includes coach from coach
Hooper: and a sexy mom in short shorts
Edward Lee: nice
Hooper: and a dog
Dean Koontz: nice
Hooper: and a sexy mom in short shorts
Edward Lee: nice
Hooper: and a dog
Dean Koontz: nice
Austin Hooper in 2026. pack it up and go home
September 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Austin Hooper in 2026. pack it up and go home
Jared McCain is a goddamn hooper
November 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Jared McCain is a goddamn hooper
INVADERS FROM MARS (1986, Tobe Hooper)
June 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
INVADERS FROM MARS (1986, Tobe Hooper)
That Atlanta tight end is a real Hooper.
September 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
That Atlanta tight end is a real Hooper.
March 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Mid of the night snacks. they hit different.
a reward for Hooper!
a reward for Hooper!
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Mid of the night snacks. they hit different.
a reward for Hooper!
a reward for Hooper!
Salem's Lot (1979, Dir: Tobe Hooper)
September 15, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Salem's Lot (1979, Dir: Tobe Hooper)
incredibly powerful set of signings. the tallest hooper alive, the son of a local legend, and an apostle
we have signed Tacko Fall, Jameer Nelson Jr., and Saint Thomas. ✍️
September 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
incredibly powerful set of signings. the tallest hooper alive, the son of a local legend, and an apostle
Jesus and I got to talk to hilarious comedian, Alex Hooper. He was funny and cool and even roasted us.
I know this post won't get very many likes, because it's a link to our little podcast. But what is God gonna do, not post the episodes? Fuck me, right?
I know this post won't get very many likes, because it's a link to our little podcast. But what is God gonna do, not post the episodes? Fuck me, right?
Comedian Alex Hooper Roasts God and Jesus
Dear Humans,
www.thegodpodcast.com
May 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Jesus and I got to talk to hilarious comedian, Alex Hooper. He was funny and cool and even roasted us.
I know this post won't get very many likes, because it's a link to our little podcast. But what is God gonna do, not post the episodes? Fuck me, right?
I know this post won't get very many likes, because it's a link to our little podcast. But what is God gonna do, not post the episodes? Fuck me, right?