January 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’ve just come home from an event. Now I have to endure the #hamsterhairedtosspot saying he nearly died.
This is “totally” not a distraction from the #iranwar
Also, you know what stops bullets? The millions of pages of the #epsteinfiles
#whcd
This is “totally” not a distraction from the #iranwar
Also, you know what stops bullets? The millions of pages of the #epsteinfiles
#whcd
April 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I’ve just come home from an event. Now I have to endure the #hamsterhairedtosspot saying he nearly died.
This is “totally” not a distraction from the #iranwar
Also, you know what stops bullets? The millions of pages of the #epsteinfiles
#whcd
This is “totally” not a distraction from the #iranwar
Also, you know what stops bullets? The millions of pages of the #epsteinfiles
#whcd
The #hamsterhairedtosspot just said "This was a test for #NATO. This was a test. You can help us. You don't have to. But..if you [...] don't do that, we're going to remember. Just remember. Remember this in a number of months from now. Remember my statements"
Does that sound like a threat?
Does that sound like a threat?
March 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The #hamsterhairedtosspot just said "This was a test for #NATO. This was a test. You can help us. You don't have to. But..if you [...] don't do that, we're going to remember. Just remember. Remember this in a number of months from now. Remember my statements"
Does that sound like a threat?
Does that sound like a threat?
He wants to stop all mail in ballots.
Good luck in voting if you're in the Armed forces serving overseas. You're about to become disenfranchised.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
Good luck in voting if you're in the Armed forces serving overseas. You're about to become disenfranchised.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
August 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He wants to stop all mail in ballots.
Good luck in voting if you're in the Armed forces serving overseas. You're about to become disenfranchised.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
Good luck in voting if you're in the Armed forces serving overseas. You're about to become disenfranchised.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
So, listening to an #OvalOffice meeting on full volume, to hear if the #hamsterhairedtosspot #sharted live on camera, was not what I had originally planned to do this morning, yet here we are.
February 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
So, listening to an #OvalOffice meeting on full volume, to hear if the #hamsterhairedtosspot #sharted live on camera, was not what I had originally planned to do this morning, yet here we are.
My question is:
Did #Netanyahu bomb the feck out of #Gaza in order to make it far easier for the #HamsterHairedTosspot to build one of his shitty resorts on The Med?
Did #Netanyahu bomb the feck out of #Gaza in order to make it far easier for the #HamsterHairedTosspot to build one of his shitty resorts on The Med?
February 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My question is:
Did #Netanyahu bomb the feck out of #Gaza in order to make it far easier for the #HamsterHairedTosspot to build one of his shitty resorts on The Med?
Did #Netanyahu bomb the feck out of #Gaza in order to make it far easier for the #HamsterHairedTosspot to build one of his shitty resorts on The Med?
I think the #hamsterhairedtosspot is being played (and has fuck all clue it's happening).
They're playing to his hubris/ego. I think they (vance/musk/whoever else has paid to be in the game) will utilise the 25th Amendment before the midterms & the real horror will begin.
They're playing to his hubris/ego. I think they (vance/musk/whoever else has paid to be in the game) will utilise the 25th Amendment before the midterms & the real horror will begin.
December 29, 2024 at 8:07 AM
I think the #hamsterhairedtosspot is being played (and has fuck all clue it's happening).
They're playing to his hubris/ego. I think they (vance/musk/whoever else has paid to be in the game) will utilise the 25th Amendment before the midterms & the real horror will begin.
They're playing to his hubris/ego. I think they (vance/musk/whoever else has paid to be in the game) will utilise the 25th Amendment before the midterms & the real horror will begin.
The #hamsterhairedtosspot is wearing a nappy, right?
That cretin has never done a squat in his motherfecking lifem
That cretin has never done a squat in his motherfecking lifem
August 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
The #hamsterhairedtosspot is wearing a nappy, right?
That cretin has never done a squat in his motherfecking lifem
That cretin has never done a squat in his motherfecking lifem
The #hamsterhairedtosspot has implied that his #whcd speech was going to be rip-roaring improper, and he doesn't think he'll be allowed to give it at the re-do.
I'm starting to think that his speech was shit, so they needed a valid way to cut the dinner short.
I'm starting to think that his speech was shit, so they needed a valid way to cut the dinner short.
April 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The #hamsterhairedtosspot has implied that his #whcd speech was going to be rip-roaring improper, and he doesn't think he'll be allowed to give it at the re-do.
I'm starting to think that his speech was shit, so they needed a valid way to cut the dinner short.
I'm starting to think that his speech was shit, so they needed a valid way to cut the dinner short.
As an aside to the shitshow that is our existence:
I've been offered an opportunity to play in an orchestra pit for Oklahoma!
It doesn't pay (don't care, dream opp.), but it's an 80-mile round trip for JUL & AUG. They need strings (even my mediocre arse). Petrol is spenno.
Thx #hamsterhairedtosspot
I've been offered an opportunity to play in an orchestra pit for Oklahoma!
It doesn't pay (don't care, dream opp.), but it's an 80-mile round trip for JUL & AUG. They need strings (even my mediocre arse). Petrol is spenno.
Thx #hamsterhairedtosspot
March 24, 2026 at 5:55 AM
As an aside to the shitshow that is our existence:
I've been offered an opportunity to play in an orchestra pit for Oklahoma!
It doesn't pay (don't care, dream opp.), but it's an 80-mile round trip for JUL & AUG. They need strings (even my mediocre arse). Petrol is spenno.
Thx #hamsterhairedtosspot
I've been offered an opportunity to play in an orchestra pit for Oklahoma!
It doesn't pay (don't care, dream opp.), but it's an 80-mile round trip for JUL & AUG. They need strings (even my mediocre arse). Petrol is spenno.
Thx #hamsterhairedtosspot
March 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I'm sure US Military Leaders weren't expecting the #hamsterhairedtosspot to serve them this much 🧇 for breakfast. He's sooo generous.
Pass the Syrup.
Pass the Syrup.
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm sure US Military Leaders weren't expecting the #hamsterhairedtosspot to serve them this much 🧇 for breakfast. He's sooo generous.
Pass the Syrup.
Pass the Syrup.
The #hamsterhairedtosspot is throwing around "2 weeks" again, like middle management throws dollar bills at a lunch buffet at a skeevy strip club.
Question: Do the cleaners at the White House have to use a toothbrush to clean the 🐴💩 from the crevices of the gaudy, plastic, stuck on motifs?
Question: Do the cleaners at the White House have to use a toothbrush to clean the 🐴💩 from the crevices of the gaudy, plastic, stuck on motifs?
September 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The #hamsterhairedtosspot is throwing around "2 weeks" again, like middle management throws dollar bills at a lunch buffet at a skeevy strip club.
Question: Do the cleaners at the White House have to use a toothbrush to clean the 🐴💩 from the crevices of the gaudy, plastic, stuck on motifs?
Question: Do the cleaners at the White House have to use a toothbrush to clean the 🐴💩 from the crevices of the gaudy, plastic, stuck on motifs?
There's a lot of horseshit being piled on top of this waffle. No room for butter or syrup.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
#hamsterhairedtosspot
August 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There's a lot of horseshit being piled on top of this waffle. No room for butter or syrup.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
#hamsterhairedtosspot
August 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Nobody Loves me"
"Nobody thinks I am good at my job"
He is sooooooo needy. He's one big thirst trap.
Diddums is all I can say.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
"Nobody thinks I am good at my job"
He is sooooooo needy. He's one big thirst trap.
Diddums is all I can say.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
August 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Nobody Loves me"
"Nobody thinks I am good at my job"
He is sooooooo needy. He's one big thirst trap.
Diddums is all I can say.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
"Nobody thinks I am good at my job"
He is sooooooo needy. He's one big thirst trap.
Diddums is all I can say.
#hamsterhairedtosspot
August 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
August 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The #hamsterhairedtosspot said the reason he stopped talking to #Epstein was because "He did something inappropriate. He hired help."
Epstein hired Trump's people.
So, the reason why he stopped talking to him wasn't because he was a paedophile, but because he had the audacity to poach his staff.
Epstein hired Trump's people.
So, the reason why he stopped talking to him wasn't because he was a paedophile, but because he had the audacity to poach his staff.
July 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The #hamsterhairedtosspot said the reason he stopped talking to #Epstein was because "He did something inappropriate. He hired help."
Epstein hired Trump's people.
So, the reason why he stopped talking to him wasn't because he was a paedophile, but because he had the audacity to poach his staff.
Epstein hired Trump's people.
So, the reason why he stopped talking to him wasn't because he was a paedophile, but because he had the audacity to poach his staff.
April 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If I took a shot every time the #hamsterhairedtosspot said " #likenobodyhaseverseenbefore " I'd have a sponsor.
March 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If I took a shot every time the #hamsterhairedtosspot said " #likenobodyhaseverseenbefore " I'd have a sponsor.
Why does the #hamsterhairedtosspot chat to the press outside the shitter on #airforceone?
Is it so they can't distinguish between the 🐴💩 and the greasy 💩 he just laid?
#afaf #pottymouth
Is it so they can't distinguish between the 🐴💩 and the greasy 💩 he just laid?
#afaf #pottymouth
March 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why does the #hamsterhairedtosspot chat to the press outside the shitter on #airforceone?
Is it so they can't distinguish between the 🐴💩 and the greasy 💩 he just laid?
#afaf #pottymouth
Is it so they can't distinguish between the 🐴💩 and the greasy 💩 he just laid?
#afaf #pottymouth
These #socialsecurity "stats" that the #hamsterhairedtosspot is throwing out is because #musk's algorithm doesn't know how to interpret data.
How isn't anyone embarrassed?
#SOTU #StateoftheUnion
How isn't anyone embarrassed?
#SOTU #StateoftheUnion
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
These #socialsecurity "stats" that the #hamsterhairedtosspot is throwing out is because #musk's algorithm doesn't know how to interpret data.
How isn't anyone embarrassed?
#SOTU #StateoftheUnion
How isn't anyone embarrassed?
#SOTU #StateoftheUnion