A hardboiled egg
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
A hardboiled egg
In honor of Noirvember, watching some uncut hardboiled police action.
November 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
In honor of Noirvember, watching some uncut hardboiled police action.
hardboiled deteggtive
November 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
hardboiled deteggtive
delighted by all the little hardboiled lines Vic gets in matchups on jnet. clapping my hands like a seal
November 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
delighted by all the little hardboiled lines Vic gets in matchups on jnet. clapping my hands like a seal
Chinatown (1974)
A Polanski-Towne combinative effort with strong avataring from Jack Nicholson & Faye Dunaway. Hardboiled detective so smooth this might as well be Velvet Noir. Layered themes of corruption, degeneracy, unreliable narration & somehow with a moral stand! 🔫🕶️⛩️
#ThrowbackThursday 🎞️
A Polanski-Towne combinative effort with strong avataring from Jack Nicholson & Faye Dunaway. Hardboiled detective so smooth this might as well be Velvet Noir. Layered themes of corruption, degeneracy, unreliable narration & somehow with a moral stand! 🔫🕶️⛩️
#ThrowbackThursday 🎞️
November 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Chinatown (1974)
A Polanski-Towne combinative effort with strong avataring from Jack Nicholson & Faye Dunaway. Hardboiled detective so smooth this might as well be Velvet Noir. Layered themes of corruption, degeneracy, unreliable narration & somehow with a moral stand! 🔫🕶️⛩️
#ThrowbackThursday 🎞️
A Polanski-Towne combinative effort with strong avataring from Jack Nicholson & Faye Dunaway. Hardboiled detective so smooth this might as well be Velvet Noir. Layered themes of corruption, degeneracy, unreliable narration & somehow with a moral stand! 🔫🕶️⛩️
#ThrowbackThursday 🎞️
This is implying Umbric is the one eating hardboiled shell eggs
November 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
This is implying Umbric is the one eating hardboiled shell eggs
I appreciate them knowing hardboiled detective language from 1930s pulp paperbacks
November 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I appreciate them knowing hardboiled detective language from 1930s pulp paperbacks
hardboiled eggs for breakfast. chicken sandwich for lunch. it's about death and rebirth. themes and such.
November 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
hardboiled eggs for breakfast. chicken sandwich for lunch. it's about death and rebirth. themes and such.
(V) truly the life of a bunch of hardboiled detectives
November 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
(V) truly the life of a bunch of hardboiled detectives
I thought you ment like, eats hardboiled eggs with the shell kind of weird. Cause I did that yo Devos
November 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I thought you ment like, eats hardboiled eggs with the shell kind of weird. Cause I did that yo Devos
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time.
Whose filmography are you choosing?
Whose filmography are you choosing?
November 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time.
Whose filmography are you choosing?
Whose filmography are you choosing?
I wrote a cyberpunk retelling of a classic crime noir in which the hardboiled and cynical private detective is a butch trans woman who mysteriously looks a lot like the King of the City :3
EPUB: trishusband.itch.io/keeping-the-...
paperback: a.co/d/01RTZqhA
EPUB: trishusband.itch.io/keeping-the-...
paperback: a.co/d/01RTZqhA
November 6, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I wrote a cyberpunk retelling of a classic crime noir in which the hardboiled and cynical private detective is a butch trans woman who mysteriously looks a lot like the King of the City :3
EPUB: trishusband.itch.io/keeping-the-...
paperback: a.co/d/01RTZqhA
EPUB: trishusband.itch.io/keeping-the-...
paperback: a.co/d/01RTZqhA
The Brattle’s gift to everyone this holiday season is an avalanche of repertory programming, new releases, and special events. Get ready for a new restoration of Zhang Yimou’s gorgeous RAISE THE RED LANTERN, our annual Noirvember celebration (we’re getting hardboiled this year)…
November 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Brattle’s gift to everyone this holiday season is an avalanche of repertory programming, new releases, and special events. Get ready for a new restoration of Zhang Yimou’s gorgeous RAISE THE RED LANTERN, our annual Noirvember celebration (we’re getting hardboiled this year)…
one year, Someone once brought in a 13x9 cakepan full of hardboiled eggs and we needed that protien so much.
November 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
one year, Someone once brought in a 13x9 cakepan full of hardboiled eggs and we needed that protien so much.
needless to say i have to have my 3:50 am hardboiled egg
October 31, 2026 at 1:50 AM
needless to say i have to have my 3:50 am hardboiled egg
A clever homage to the hardboiled detective genre with an ending so shock I’m shocked they got away with it!
One of the best Superman stories ever told, the Superman: The Animated Series episode "The Late Mr. Kent" debuted this day (Nov. 1) in 1997. This brilliant thriller finds Clark Kent’s work to clear a condemned man gets a little complicated after he’s presumed dead. #SupermanTAS #Superman
November 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
A clever homage to the hardboiled detective genre with an ending so shock I’m shocked they got away with it!
💋 Kink and crime in this #gritty urban detective series! Novel #6, Voyeur, coming soon 👀
#detectivecrime #kinky #urbancrime #urbandetective #sexy #NewYork #uncensored #underground #hardboiled #steamy
#detectivecrime #kinky #urbancrime #urbandetective #sexy #NewYork #uncensored #underground #hardboiled #steamy
Discover the #KinkNoir series for #Noirvember!
"Voyeur," the sixth novel in the series, coming soon...
#NeoNoir #Readers #Read #ReadingCommunity #BookSeries
"Voyeur," the sixth novel in the series, coming soon...
#NeoNoir #Readers #Read #ReadingCommunity #BookSeries
November 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
💋 Kink and crime in this #gritty urban detective series! Novel #6, Voyeur, coming soon 👀
#detectivecrime #kinky #urbancrime #urbandetective #sexy #NewYork #uncensored #underground #hardboiled #steamy
#detectivecrime #kinky #urbancrime #urbandetective #sexy #NewYork #uncensored #underground #hardboiled #steamy
Hardcore Henry
Hardboiled
Friday The 13th: Jason Lives(Part VI)
The Velocipastor
Hardboiled
Friday The 13th: Jason Lives(Part VI)
The Velocipastor
Let's go Letterboxd-style with this:
If you had to name your four favorite movies on the spot, which movies would you select?
If you had to name your four favorite movies on the spot, which movies would you select?
October 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Hardcore Henry
Hardboiled
Friday The 13th: Jason Lives(Part VI)
The Velocipastor
Hardboiled
Friday The 13th: Jason Lives(Part VI)
The Velocipastor
Van is so good he tries to come off as this morally grey hardboiled guy but he's actually the softhearted team mom
November 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Van is so good he tries to come off as this morally grey hardboiled guy but he's actually the softhearted team mom
Going live! www.youtube.com/@elflairgames
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November 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Going live! www.youtube.com/@elflairgames
Psst...Bub. Yeah, you. Come 'ere.
You like books? 'Cause I got books. Genuine thing here. No AI.
Like hardboiled noir? Science fiction? A-holes kicked in the head? Sarcasm and dick jokes? Alcohol-fueled rage? These might just be for you, Bub.
You like books? 'Cause I got books. Genuine thing here. No AI.
Like hardboiled noir? Science fiction? A-holes kicked in the head? Sarcasm and dick jokes? Alcohol-fueled rage? These might just be for you, Bub.
November 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Psst...Bub. Yeah, you. Come 'ere.
You like books? 'Cause I got books. Genuine thing here. No AI.
Like hardboiled noir? Science fiction? A-holes kicked in the head? Sarcasm and dick jokes? Alcohol-fueled rage? These might just be for you, Bub.
You like books? 'Cause I got books. Genuine thing here. No AI.
Like hardboiled noir? Science fiction? A-holes kicked in the head? Sarcasm and dick jokes? Alcohol-fueled rage? These might just be for you, Bub.
Ross Douthat looks like a hardboiled egg that was dragged across a barbershop floor.
November 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Ross Douthat looks like a hardboiled egg that was dragged across a barbershop floor.
Ooh to Cast A Deadly Spell is a nice deep cut! Hardboiled detective Lovecraftian thriller
October 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Ooh to Cast A Deadly Spell is a nice deep cut! Hardboiled detective Lovecraftian thriller
hav u considered: egg 🥚
November 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
hav u considered: egg 🥚
we gotta have the 3:50 am hardboiled egg man
October 31, 2026 at 1:51 AM
we gotta have the 3:50 am hardboiled egg man