March Madness: By The Numbers
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March Madness: By The Numbers
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“Incontinence helpline, please hold.”
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 AM
“Incontinence helpline, please hold.”
Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.
She's a billionaire.
She doesn't care about "single mums".
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She's a billionaire.
She doesn't care about "single mums".
www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...
April 19, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.
She's a billionaire.
She doesn't care about "single mums".
www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...
She's a billionaire.
She doesn't care about "single mums".
www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...
When you call a helpline and have to tell a clanker to transfer you to a human
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When you call a helpline and have to tell a clanker to transfer you to a human
"The DOGE Helpline: Comms from Armageddon"
"The scene: an office in the West Wing of the White House, with a 'DOGE Helpline' sign on the door. Four consumer relations specialists take phone calls":
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"The scene: an office in the West Wing of the White House, with a 'DOGE Helpline' sign on the door. Four consumer relations specialists take phone calls":
snyder.substack.com/p/the-doge-h...
The DOGE Helpline
Comms from Armageddon
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March 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"The DOGE Helpline: Comms from Armageddon"
"The scene: an office in the West Wing of the White House, with a 'DOGE Helpline' sign on the door. Four consumer relations specialists take phone calls":
snyder.substack.com/p/the-doge-h...
"The scene: an office in the West Wing of the White House, with a 'DOGE Helpline' sign on the door. Four consumer relations specialists take phone calls":
snyder.substack.com/p/the-doge-h...
Just so I'm clear, if you phone up Rowling's helpline, you are at risk of having your phone call tweeted out to her 14 million odd followers for a ridicule party?
This is the context of JK Rowling putting a survivor of rape or sexual assault on blast for having the gall to seek help
July 16, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Just so I'm clear, if you phone up Rowling's helpline, you are at risk of having your phone call tweeted out to her 14 million odd followers for a ridicule party?
helpline (1/2)
February 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
helpline (1/2)
helpline (2/2)
February 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
helpline (2/2)
Wow, the helpline people at the suppository company are really rude.
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Wow, the helpline people at the suppository company are really rude.
Hamburger Helpline
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hamburger Helpline
And if you get in a jam with law enforcement or nurse-cops, call @ifwhenhow.bsky.social's repro legal hotline reprolegalhelpline.org
Repro Legal Helpline
Call our legal Helpline if you or someone you know has been arrested or is being investigated for an abortion or pregnancy loss.
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December 10, 2024 at 2:51 PM
And if you get in a jam with law enforcement or nurse-cops, call @ifwhenhow.bsky.social's repro legal hotline reprolegalhelpline.org
NEW VIDEO! Voter's Remorse Helpline youtu.be/MoTUBPBJ9G4
Voter's Remorse Helpline
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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February 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
NEW VIDEO! Voter's Remorse Helpline youtu.be/MoTUBPBJ9G4
luv 2 wake up at 4 AM to discover that American Airlines has cancelled my 630 AM flight, that their chat helpline is down, and that their phone helpline has two hour plus wait times
June 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
luv 2 wake up at 4 AM to discover that American Airlines has cancelled my 630 AM flight, that their chat helpline is down, and that their phone helpline has two hour plus wait times
Is there a helpline for when you love your cat too much?
March 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Is there a helpline for when you love your cat too much?
This is how RFK, Jr. is going to “Make America Healthy Again?”
By shutting down a critical helpline that Wisconsinites in mental health crisis can call for support.
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By shutting down a critical helpline that Wisconsinites in mental health crisis can call for support.
www.wpr.org/news/wiscons...
Wisconsin helpline will shut down, citing federal health grant cuts
A helpline Wisconsinites can call for support with their mental health or substance use will stop Saturday, April 5. It’s one of many services affected by recent federal cuts to over $210 million in h...
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April 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is how RFK, Jr. is going to “Make America Healthy Again?”
By shutting down a critical helpline that Wisconsinites in mental health crisis can call for support.
www.wpr.org/news/wiscons...
By shutting down a critical helpline that Wisconsinites in mental health crisis can call for support.
www.wpr.org/news/wiscons...
Was @fragdenstaat.de sagt! ✊
#Servicetweet: Allen Kolleg:innen von @correctiv.org, die im Fokus der Diffamierungskampagne stehen, bietet die Helpline moralische Unterstützung, Support und 🩷
Ruft an oder schreibt eine Mail: helpline@netzwerkrecherche.de
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#Servicetweet: Allen Kolleg:innen von @correctiv.org, die im Fokus der Diffamierungskampagne stehen, bietet die Helpline moralische Unterstützung, Support und 🩷
Ruft an oder schreibt eine Mail: helpline@netzwerkrecherche.de
nrch.de/helpline
Volle Solidarität mit den Journalist:innen von @correctiv.org, die gerade von der rechtsextremen AfD öffentlich diffamiert werden.
Diese Hetzkampagne ist ein klarer Einschüchterungsversuch, ein Aufruf zur Bedrohung und ein Angriff auf die Pressefreiheit.
Wir stehen zusammen! ✊
Diese Hetzkampagne ist ein klarer Einschüchterungsversuch, ein Aufruf zur Bedrohung und ein Angriff auf die Pressefreiheit.
Wir stehen zusammen! ✊
January 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Was @fragdenstaat.de sagt! ✊
#Servicetweet: Allen Kolleg:innen von @correctiv.org, die im Fokus der Diffamierungskampagne stehen, bietet die Helpline moralische Unterstützung, Support und 🩷
Ruft an oder schreibt eine Mail: helpline@netzwerkrecherche.de
nrch.de/helpline
#Servicetweet: Allen Kolleg:innen von @correctiv.org, die im Fokus der Diffamierungskampagne stehen, bietet die Helpline moralische Unterstützung, Support und 🩷
Ruft an oder schreibt eine Mail: helpline@netzwerkrecherche.de
nrch.de/helpline
February 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"Uh hello ICE helpline? I would like to report an immigrant who's attacking Trump."
June 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Uh hello ICE helpline? I would like to report an immigrant who's attacking Trump."
Post-Pinochet Chile pick an uncontroversial emergency helpline number challenge. Impossible.
May 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Post-Pinochet Chile pick an uncontroversial emergency helpline number challenge. Impossible.
Trying to make the tax helpline lady laugh so that she forgives me for being like this.
April 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Trying to make the tax helpline lady laugh so that she forgives me for being like this.
NEW VIDEO! Voter's Remorse Helpline: Government Shutdown Edition youtu.be/xMz6ryAyFYc
Voter's Remorse Helpline: Government Shutdown Edition
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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October 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
NEW VIDEO! Voter's Remorse Helpline: Government Shutdown Edition youtu.be/xMz6ryAyFYc
Drop some NUMBERS 🔢🖤💯
September 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Drop some NUMBERS 🔢🖤💯
If you are unsafe after the game tonight, call the Domestic Abuse Helpline
📞 0808 2000 247
📞 0808 2000 247
July 14, 2024 at 8:57 PM
If you are unsafe after the game tonight, call the Domestic Abuse Helpline
📞 0808 2000 247
📞 0808 2000 247
US resources
NAMI HelpLine | National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI) share.google/I9yUpxmZs63i...
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NAMI HelpLine
The NAMI HelpLine is a free, nationwide peer-support service providing information, resource referrals and support to people living with a mental health condition, their family members and caregivers,...
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August 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
US resources
NAMI HelpLine | National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI) share.google/I9yUpxmZs63i...
NAMI HelpLine | National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI) share.google/I9yUpxmZs63i...
One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.
Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...
Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...
No Help and Few Options for Travelers Stranded by Mideast Conflict
www.nytimes.com
March 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.
Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...
Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...