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Dino is even balder than Bamm-Bamm, though his eyes are in better shape.

Note: Dino is not a sphinx. He's just bald from ringworm.

#CatsOfMastodon #fosterkittens #hotmessexpress
Photo of two pathetic 4-week-old kittens. Dino, front, has basically no hair on his head, which makes his eyes look giant. He could be the inspiration for Gollum in the LOTR movies. Behind Dino, Bamm-Bamm has partially-open eyes which makes him appear miserable even though he was wrestling with his siblings right before the picture was taken. His bald spot gives him a reverse mohawk, though it's not as obvious in this picture. This photo should have a Sarah McLachlan song playing as the link to donate money to the Yolo County Animal Services Shelter scrolls below.
September 20, 2026 at 10:42 PM
cinnamaldeide.bsky.social
2026, 7 July. Hot mess express
#hotmessexpress #calligraphy

Recently went to #Lisbon and took part in a workshop on #azulejos painting, had some free time to improvised some #lettering. Thank god our teacher encouraged creativity and the well-established #art of finding out by fucking around 🙂‍↕️
July 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
classical-pianist.bsky.social
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Tyreque Morrison was killed on September 13, 2025. No one was convicted of his killing. Instead, two men received sentences tied to evidence tampering after firearms were removed from the scene. The c...
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July 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
lyssahoney.bsky.social
#HotMessExpress #GirlProblems #LifeStories #EveryoneHasAStory #LyssaHoneyXO
June 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
"I'm not a walk, I'm just a fly with a very specialized aerodynamic... situation." 🪰🌿🦉🍁🤙

#ClusterFlyChic #TatteredButTough #LittleEtobicokeCreek #WildLight #OhMyDouglas #MacroPhoto #FlyVibesOnly #NatureIsMetal #SaugaNature #NatureIsBrutal #HotMessExpress
At the center of the frame is a fly, likely a cluster fly (Pollenia rudis), though it's seen better days. While these guys usually sport short, golden-yellow hairs on their thorax, this particular individual looks like it's been through a miniature bug-sized blender. Its translucent wings are hilariously shredded and tattered at the edges, making it look like a veteran of a very tiny, very intense aerial dogfight. In the bug world, if a fly loses its wings, it’s technically just a "walk". The fly is dark gray and slightly sluggish-looking, perched on a rock like it’s contemplating its life choices or waiting for its tiny roadside assistance to arrive. It's standing on a textured, rust-colored rock speckled with gray and bright yellow lichen. It’s basically "sunbathing" in the most emo way possible. While it resembles a housefly, the overlapping wing tips at rest and the lack of distinct thoracic stripes point toward a Pollenia species. Interestingly, many winged insects like butterflies and flies can actually take significant wing damage and still fly reasonably well—though this guy might just be staying grounded for a bit to save face. As an adult cluster fly, its "day job" was likely sunning itself on fences or looking for a nice attic to hibernate in. Its larvae, however, have a much weirder life: they are parasites that burrow into earthworms. You're looking at the bug equivalent of a beat-up 1998 sedan that somehow still passes inspection. It’s tattered, it’s gray, but it’s still standing its ground on that lichen-covered rock.
May 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
Dropped a feather, please don't report me to the fashion police. 🦆🌿🦉🍁🤙😆

#MallardProblems #DownAndOut #FowlFashion #OhMyDouglas #WingingIt #LittleEtobicokeCreek #FeatherWeight #HotMessExpress #Wildlife #DrakesWardrobeMalfunction #CreekLife
This close-up image reveals a bird's feathers featuring an intricate vermiculated pattern—a term derived from the Latin for "worm-like" that describes fine, wavy, and irregular lines. These aren't your average stripes. This "wormy" texture is created by turning melanin genes on and off during feather growth, resulting in complex bands that look like a designer's attempt at camouflage or a really high-end rug. This specific type of "pencilled" or "barred" patterning is common in several birds, often used for master-class camouflage: Dabbling Ducks: Males like Gadwalls, Green-winged Teals, and Mallards (specifically their grey flank feathers) are famous for these fine, wavy lines. Game Birds: Partridges and Wild Turkeys often display similar robust, barred patterns on their body feathers. Zebra Doves: Fittingly named for their intricate black-and-white bars that create a stripe-like effect. While they look chaotic, these patterns are remarkably consistent within a species, acting almost like a visual ID tag for birdwatchers.
May 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
igotdaddyissues.bsky.social
Why won't the be assertive work both ways . Oh because it's comical to watch the HotMessexpress
May 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
pprestonla.bsky.social
My buddy Sean Roberts finally played a gig so close to me I had to go! Hadn't seen him play guitar before, he also sang some, and a bar band is always a good time. #HotMessExpress
May 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
djcuster.bsky.social
This debate is #hotmessexpress
#cagovdebate
April 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
mfberthelo.bsky.social
Pen of choice today.

#writersky #booksky #shortstory #writerstools #hotmessexpress
Blue 'hot mess express' pen
March 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
connichameleon.bsky.social
@netta.bsky.social girl. www.tiktok.com/t/ZThkTwsHM/
Replying to @jason_angela_day When was he planning to tell me?
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January 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
pandamom.bsky.social
Today she said hey can you bring me my eyeliner?

I walk in her room (trashed room) and locate no less than 12 eyeliners. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#hotmessexpress
January 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM
deathanddisco.bsky.social
What even is this country anymore??? #hotmessexpress #USA #trump
mollyjongfast.bsky.social Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · Nov 20
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
helena62.bsky.social
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When your hair and your policies both make zero sense; the official face of ‘trust me, I know what I’m doing.’ 💁‍♂️🤡😂 #HotMessExpress #SureJan #OrangeYouKiddingMe #ComedyGold
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October 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
strawberryskates.bsky.social
I love when my existential crisis hits during library hours so I can go manically borrow books on how to be a better human than I'll never read, instead of hitting at 1:00am when all I can do is doom scroll and cry 📚📚📚

#library #hotmess #hotmessexpress #books #booksky
October 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
bignickenergie.bsky.social
#mailorderbride #fashiondisaster #firstlady #fascism #patriot #redhat #authoritarianism #hamburglar #hotmessexpress
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
sandythixx.bsky.social
When im home alone without any adult supervision and the coffee starts tasting like everything in this house is about to go in the trash.

Its time for Mama to purge in order to welcome in the new season.

#bbw #milf #mommy #redhead #tease #deepcleaning #hotmom #hotmessexpress #nsfw
Sandy leaning up against the kitchen counter with her titties hanging out covered by her arm and coffee cup. Her hair is in an insanely messy bun
September 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
mikkic.bsky.social
All aboard the FUN, hot mess express! LOL 🤣

#hotmess #hotmessexpress #fun #funnyvideos #pizza #fireworks #glitter #trainwreck
September 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
quietpathstore.bsky.social
Your life? It’s basically a highlight reel of bad decisions sprinkled with caffeine and questionable impulse purchases. Somehow you're still standing. Don’t worry though—no dumpster fire here.

#DFCU #QuietPathStore #TranquilityThruChaos #HotMessExpress #ChaosManagement
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September 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
djszumylo.bsky.social
I love #GoodNews stories. Especially those showing support for others. ❤️ #HotMessExpress
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August 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
pixiecrumbs.bsky.social
Send wine. #spiritguides #delulugirl #hotmessexpress
August 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
shigekoitoauthor.bsky.social
Puppy's First Heat, Oh No! 😱 — 🐶 My little girl is growing up faster than expected 🥲 and mastering the diaper routine like a pro! This is her "just changed another diaper" face. I was going to wait until January, but her spay is now set for mid-November. Ouch! #HotMessExpress
August 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
thewokeginger.bsky.social
“When your platform is ‘Women shouldn’t run for office’… but you’re literally running for office. The plot twist no one asked for. 🤦‍♂️😂 #YouCantMakeThisUp
#PoliticsWithAPlotTwist #HypocrisyInAction #Ironic #BreakingNews #WTFPolitics #HotMessExpress #ThePlotThickens #thewokeginger
August 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
queenshay.bsky.social
No 😂 #cosplay #joke #funny #QueenShay #allaboard #hotmessexpress
August 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM