#Houso
Today’s Touhou is Houso!
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Ex Prince Andrew becomes a Royal Houso😂🤣🤣Ian
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Albo is houso Scomo. #Auspol.
February 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Unit reckons they need a dope smoking houso bogan with an acquired brain injury on the next season of Married At First Sight😳😂😂😂Ian
September 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
There’s plenty to criticise Albo for. Being a “houso” isn’t one of them.
September 30, 2026 at 8:17 AM
He's a barrister who is nothing like Albo the "houso".
September 30, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Are you over 50 and still young at heart? Well they’re auditioning for the next season of the Golden Bachelor. I can’t do it cause I’m a fkn houso who doesn’t drink champagne. HA!😳🤣🤣🤣Ian
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Condescension is big in the ALP playbook when they are brought to task. Doesn't mind treating us as lesser beings.
F*ck him and his houso childhood.
February 24, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Idk if this has ever come up before but did you guys know Albo was raised by a single mum in a houso flat?
November 8, 2024 at 8:25 AM
‘houso bogan with a brain injury’ 😂🤣

nice turn of phrase, Ian 🥰👍🏼
August 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Albo the Houso is now Albo the Scomo

#WakeUpAlbo
#auspol
August 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
For someone who has grifted on the public electoral teat for over 30 years without offering a fucking thing to Australian society except bile and racism - it’s a bit rich for her to slag off Albanese’s houso mother. The hide of the woman. #auspol
September 13, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Albanese does worse than nothing.
He conned us
At least Scotty from huckville was out there with his corruption (sort of) and laziness
Albo pretended to be a decent houso and turned out to be a Gina and Rupert fucker
#auspol
That’s 3 gambling ads in six mins #Albomp. Your gambling reforms are rubbish. Gambling destroys families and kills people, and you did nothing. #Auspol
June 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I’m gonna be a houso in a cpl weeks 🤷🏻‍♀️ I can’t wait!
December 21, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Hamsa Nidal Houso was an 11-year-old Palestinian girl from Gaza who was sitting in her tent in Jabalia Camp. The occupation forces shot her in her tent and ended her life.
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
So pissed off with Houso Tony. So pissed off #auspol.
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Albo

• Grew up in houso

• Tells the log cabin story every chance he gets

• Won’t build houso

——
Albo the Unready
February 19, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Well, look who owns albo @albomp.bsky.social and the #alp

Houso *rent boy* #auspol
October 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I am beginning to have that same revulsion upon seeing this Loser's face as I did Morrison.
I Hated Scott Morrison,but Houso Albo is heading there real fuckin' fast.
#JustShutYourWeaselFace
#AThousandBucksIsFuckAll
#NearlyEnoughToFillThecarWithDiesel
#auspol
And the best part is - no receipts needed.
April 24, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I see that the Liberals PR hacks are trying to put the lipstick on the pig that is Thug Dutton now the election looms. Will Australians fall for it? We have shown in the past to be gullible suckers: "Honest" John Howard. "Genial simian" Abbott. Scumbag Preacher Morrison. "Houso" Albanese.
January 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I shouldn’t say this but I will. How do you know when houso’s are shopping? Cause 5 of em come in but only one is buying something,while the other four walk aimlessly around in circles having convos the whole joint can here😳🤣🤣🤣 Don’t @ me cause I’m a houso too🤣🤣🤣Ian
March 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That’s Albanese! Looking after the big money. His houso background taught him nothing.
August 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Esta es Sila Houso, una niña palestina que sostiene una foto de su rostro antes del ataque sionista israelí, recordando la vida que tenía antes.

¿Cuál fue su crimen? ¿Y qué hay de los 17.000 que no sobrevivieron? ¿O de los miles de niños desfigurados y discapacitados de por vida?
February 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Yeh, but, @albomp.bsky.social ‘s mum was a Houso, right? #AuspolisBroken #DumptheDuopoly
If we had a real reformist Labor govt rather than a bunch of spineless incrementalists, THIS would be the key policy problem they would be going after.

Every mention of "cost of living" is avoiding the real issue: growing #inequality. #auspol
Australia’s 178 billionaires are $25.7bn richer than last year as 3.7 million live in poverty
June 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM