#Hp
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gregthesorcerer.bsky.social
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
ver-caster.etheirys.social
Steps outside

-1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP
July 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
jeffgeerling.com
Imagine if HP said you had to install an HP app on your computer, and every time you wanted to print a document in Microsoft Word, you had to have Word transfer that document to the HP app, then the HP app would be the only thing allowed to actually send the print job off.
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
hairy-son.bsky.social
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP

me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it

the evil potter: but of course my tender boy

me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
katie.bzky.team
i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp i hate hp
May 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
kthorjensen.bsky.social
“Restores 25 hp” ass menu items
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · May 30
McDonald's Dinner Samplers Menu (1992-1992): In select locations, McDonald's offered the opportunity to "sample" some of the non-burger dinner items being tested around that time as entrees, as a side portion. Options included a piece of roast chicken, spaghetti/fettuccine alfredo, or pizza slice
A sign that would have been displayed at McDonald's displaying the available items from the Dinner Samplers Menu. The menu offers one sample of an entree offering with the purchase of a regular menu item, for 49 cents. There is a roast chicken leg, plastic containers with spaghetti and a meatball or fettuccine alfredo, and a slice of pepperoni pizza
May 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
mashruuums.bsky.social
#jayvik HP AU! 1/?
January 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
shecky.bsky.social
*steps outside in the sun to get to my car* -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp
June 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
sanagi36.bsky.social
#hp
October 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
gabylvasques.bsky.social
Impossível o fã de HP médio superar o estereótipo de só conhecer HP. Isso aqui é cartunesco
April 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
retrotechdreams.bsky.social
The HP Spaceball 2003 (1991) was a 3D input device
January 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
luomanart.bsky.social
Hp au
#arcane
March 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
retrocomps.bsky.social
HP 9835A (1979)
An old school HP terminal, featuring CRT monitor, tape drive (internal top left), thermal printer (internal top right), keyboard (with 32 function keys and a keypad loosely based on HP calculators).
January 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
babeyxiao.bsky.social
im losing hp drawing them
August 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
bulumblebee.bsky.social
Oops, all HP Up's
October 22, 2024 at 3:33 PM
sinflative.bsky.social
It heals 100 HP but takes up 5 turns
September 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
blondetanamobay.bsky.social
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
irlloadingscreens.bsky.social
[It restores some HP]
September 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
tobyfox.undertale.com
In the next Chapters, all character-flavored tea items held in inventory and storage become the item "Rotten Tea", which heals only 10 HP.
March 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
tnperkins4.bsky.social
HP Lemoncraft
April 26, 2026 at 12:21 AM
mashruuums.bsky.social
HP✨AU!! #jayvik
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
luomanart.bsky.social
hp au
April 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
dududaro.bsky.social
Eu nunca acreditei nesse negócio de que hp incentivou jovens a lerem livros. Pq os fãs de hp aparentemente só leram hp e se recusam a ler qualquer outra coisa
mikannn.bsky.social station master mikannn @mikannn.bsky.social · Oct 19
pelo amor de deus leiam outro livro
Mikannn nao botou nenhum personagem de Harry Potter por birra com a criadora. Ridículo isso kkkkkk
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
matiasbergara.bsky.social
At the mountains of madness.
By HP Lovecraft
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
philbybear.bsky.social
HP Lovecraft:
brendelbored.bsky.social Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Mar 4
I don’t have anything against Seth MacFarlane, he seems like a pretty good boss and I watch Family Guy and American Dad like everybody else. But seeing him on screen as a leading man often acknowledges that people from New England have sexuality and that makes me feel unease
March 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM