#IANAL
IANAL but this is an easy win as a false light tort. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_l...
September 27, 2026 at 7:50 AM
IANAL, how much of this is SCOTUS going "hey this level of feckless caprice is OUR thing"
September 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
IANAL but I’m pretty sure it’s bad when the judge beseeches your lawyer to consult an attorney?
“more than a recommendation but less than an order” holy shit
March 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
IANAL. Did Rudy take the 5th on what the 5th Amendment is? Am I reading this correctly?
May 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Now, IANAL but my eyes went 🫪
September 22, 2026 at 4:55 PM
IANAL means I Am Not A Lawyer. It is not me announcing a new hobby.
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Now IANAL, but is this that insider trading I’ve heard so much about?
My professional legal advice is…do not do this.
March 2, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I love that IANAL but immediately know the Clarion call of Tree Law!
April 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
IANAL. UANAL. WEALLANAL.
January 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
IANAL but is this bad?

seems bad.
Left: Interim U.S. Attorney Ed Martin dismisses Jan. 6 case of Jose Padilla on Jan. 21, 2025

Right: Interim US Attorney Ed Martin seeks withdraw as Padilla’s counsel of record on Feb. 5, 2025

He signed a dismissal for a client he was still recorded as representing.
February 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
IANAL but I feel like there's a lot of settled law around publicity rights.
September 27, 2026 at 9:27 PM
IANAL but this seems pretty comprehensive to a layperson
January 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
How is that not discriminatory? #IANAL
September 7, 2024 at 12:46 PM
IANAL, and can't opine on the rigor or wisdom of her decisions, but obviously winner of Best Name, District Judge Division.
U.S. District Judge Sparkle Sooknanan just saved the midterms. She ruled that the regime’s 25-state voter-purge machine broke three federal privacy laws, stating the government "knowingly trampled" on the sacred right to vote. Read her monumental ruling: 👇
🔗 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-pla...
June 24, 2026 at 3:34 PM
ianal but suspect that’s gonna be an expensive firing for cbs
June 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
IANAL so no idea what the implications are here

*LIVE NATION ILLEGALLY MONOPOLIZED TICKETING MARKET, JURY FINDS
April 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
IANAL but I kinda think this is not a thing that makes the judge happy?
Judge Merchan to Robert Costello:

"As a witness on the stand, if you don't like my ruling, you don't say jeez, and you don't say strike it, bc I'm the only one who can do that. And if you don't like my ruling, you don't give me side-eye.

"Are you staring me down right now?" (via Tyler McBrien)
May 20, 2024 at 9:13 PM
IANAL. But I am a better lawyer than this lawyer.
Judge Says Justice Dept. May Have Committed Misconduct in Comey Case
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
IANAL (i anal, not am lawyer)
July 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
missed opportunity to name it IANAL
June 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
ianal, but the longer they don’t issue Cook the more I start thinking they’re going to let him fire her.
Supreme Court has issued its opinions for the day, and Trump v Cook is not among them. The waiting continues. Next decision day likely next Thursday, although with time running out on the term they might start adding days. If next week, probably Wednesday as Friday is a holiday.
June 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
IANAL (obvs) and I'm only several pages in but woooooo boy howdy there's still some Surprise in this October.
There is news in here.
October 2, 2024 at 8:02 PM
May 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
ianal, but,

i, anal
September 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
OFC IANAL
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM