people underestimate the extent to which the ownership class is ideologically invested, and not just monetarily invested, in subordinating workers
February 15, 2024 at 2:20 AM
people underestimate the extent to which the ownership class is ideologically invested, and not just monetarily invested, in subordinating workers
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
Sullivan the foster kitty was really invested in the splashdown and capsule retrieval!
April 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Sullivan the foster kitty was really invested in the splashdown and capsule retrieval!
Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago https://theonion.com/regretful-man-realizes-he-would-be-rich-by-now-if-he-had-invested-in-rice-7000-years-ago/
September 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago https://theonion.com/regretful-man-realizes-he-would-be-rich-by-now-if-he-had-invested-in-rice-7000-years-ago/
Hopefully nobody has their retirement savings or pension funds invested in the stock market.
April 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hopefully nobody has their retirement savings or pension funds invested in the stock market.
Data centers create 1 permanent job per $17 million invested. Other industries create between 7-18 jobs per million dollars invested. So, eat shit, Alice.
This is what data center developers are saying all across Michigan It's condescending and it's going over like a lead balloon.
Michiganders don't need some California billionaires telling us what to do, and we aren't buying their false promises.
Michiganders don't need some California billionaires telling us what to do, and we aren't buying their false promises.
August 24, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Data centers create 1 permanent job per $17 million invested. Other industries create between 7-18 jobs per million dollars invested. So, eat shit, Alice.
This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10 (TT: compound_interest_)
March 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10 (TT: compound_interest_)
Seeing so many new people begrudgingly becoming invested in Digital Circus warms my little licorice-scented heart.
August 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Seeing so many new people begrudgingly becoming invested in Digital Circus warms my little licorice-scented heart.
I’m so invested in the wellbeing of the family of coyotes currently inhabiting Graceland Cemetery
September 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I’m so invested in the wellbeing of the family of coyotes currently inhabiting Graceland Cemetery
I’m overly invested in wanting Jake Paul to lose.
November 16, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I’m overly invested in wanting Jake Paul to lose.
No taxpayer-funded bailouts for the billionaires who invested in American AI companies
January 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
No taxpayer-funded bailouts for the billionaires who invested in American AI companies
got a little too invested in the rendering, oops
February 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
got a little too invested in the rendering, oops
I'm too invested in Andor to go to bed 😅
July 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm too invested in Andor to go to bed 😅
I'm supposed to believe AOC isn't invested in the DSA project lmao
September 26, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I'm supposed to believe AOC isn't invested in the DSA project lmao
Yes. Don't invest in the people invested in you never being enough.
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
August 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Yes. Don't invest in the people invested in you never being enough.
This is Reggie. He is a very sweet boy whose hopes and dreams are entirely invested in this blueberry. 13/10 (TT: reggiethebully5)
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is Reggie. He is a very sweet boy whose hopes and dreams are entirely invested in this blueberry. 13/10 (TT: reggiethebully5)
got hopelessly invested in always sunny yaoi don't laugh at me
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
got hopelessly invested in always sunny yaoi don't laugh at me
I don’t own individual stocks, and I won’t own them as governor.
The only thing I am invested in is lowering costs for Ohioans. Vivek Ramaswamy has over $5 million invested in the data center industry and millions more in many other industries that Ohio’s governor would be in charge of regulating.
The only thing I am invested in is lowering costs for Ohioans. Vivek Ramaswamy has over $5 million invested in the data center industry and millions more in many other industries that Ohio’s governor would be in charge of regulating.
September 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I don’t own individual stocks, and I won’t own them as governor.
The only thing I am invested in is lowering costs for Ohioans. Vivek Ramaswamy has over $5 million invested in the data center industry and millions more in many other industries that Ohio’s governor would be in charge of regulating.
The only thing I am invested in is lowering costs for Ohioans. Vivek Ramaswamy has over $5 million invested in the data center industry and millions more in many other industries that Ohio’s governor would be in charge of regulating.
People weren't invested in this story because they loved the shooter's values and beliefs -- they were invested because they hated the other guy's values and beliefs.
December 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
People weren't invested in this story because they loved the shooter's values and beliefs -- they were invested because they hated the other guy's values and beliefs.
All those f*ckers in SF/fantasy who made excuses for Neil Gaiman on the last round of allegations really are the worst. You were so invested in the whole "he was nice to me" bullshit or invested in how *invested* you'd been in him to care about the truly disgusting behavior on display.
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
All those f*ckers in SF/fantasy who made excuses for Neil Gaiman on the last round of allegations really are the worst. You were so invested in the whole "he was nice to me" bullshit or invested in how *invested* you'd been in him to care about the truly disgusting behavior on display.
Publishers should be invested in promoting the books they publish.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Publishers should be invested in promoting the books they publish.