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#IfICouldBeKen I’d point out the many misconceptions about Barbie.
Trophy Wife Barbie topless giving us the finger with both hands - a middle finger covering each of her two nipples. She’s wearing a pink visor and blue sunglasses and smiling sweetly. She’s in front of a blurry multi-colored background.
March 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
waynehepner.bsky.social
#IfICouldBeKen I would be all over Problematic Barbie
March 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
matt-fitzpatrick.bsky.social
#IfICouldBeKen dall Roy
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March 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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March 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
waynehepner.bsky.social
#IfICouldBeKen Burns or Ken Jennings or Ken Norton, those would all be better than a doll with no dick that even kids always made fun of.
March 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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#IfICouldBeKen I’d definitely enjoy being Kenneth Horne on Beyond our Ken and Round the Horne….

Bold, isn’t he bold
March 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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March 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
reefgirl.bsky.social
#IfICouldBeKen I'd do it in the Best Possible Taste
March 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Barbie still needs to do her language lessons.🦉

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Barbie driving, but Ken's been replaced with the Duolingo owl.
March 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
waynehepner.bsky.social
#IfICouldBeKen I would probably end up as original Ken, deeply intimidated by original Barbie
March 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
sidneypaget.bsky.social
#IfICouldBeKen I might need a cabinet for my Oscars
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March 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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#IfICouldBeKen

Infamy infamy they’ve all got it in for me
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March 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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#IfICouldBeKen I’d say oh matron
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March 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
1safedriver.bsky.social
#IfICouldBeKen , I'd have called shotgun.
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March 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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#IfICouldBeKen Why would I want to be?
March 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
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💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x12 - excursion
💨x11 - incursion
💨x10 - @mylordbebo
💨x10 - 13th
💨x9 - otb
💨x9 - cheltenham
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March 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM