I think I am. I get referred to as a dick quite often
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May 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I think I am. I get referred to as a dick quite often
#IfIWereADetective
#IfIWereADetective
May 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
#IfIWereADetective , I'd be more subtle than:
May 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
#IfIWereADetective , I'd be more subtle than:
#IfIWereADetective I'd know where you hid those treats. 😏
May 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
#IfIWereADetective I'd know where you hid those treats. 😏
May 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
#IfIWereADetective I'd be a Scientific one
May 22, 2026 at 6:16 PM
#IfIWereADetective I'd be a Scientific one
#IfIWereADetective I wouldn't be bored. 🫤
May 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
#IfIWereADetective I wouldn't be bored. 🫤
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#IfIWereADetective , I'd probably have to see a dentist often with the amount of sugar I consume.
May 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
#IfIWereADetective , I'd probably have to see a dentist often with the amount of sugar I consume.
#IfIWereADetective id be watching the bill for tips
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May 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
#IfIWereADetective id be watching the bill for tips
Hopefully #IfIWereADetective I'd have all the answers. 🤞
May 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Hopefully #IfIWereADetective I'd have all the answers. 🤞
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#IfIWereADetective I'd be a Space Detective
May 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
#IfIWereADetective I'd be a Space Detective
#Ifiwereadetective,
I'd ask the first basic question in relation to what's going on in the world, and most importantly with the orange oaf...
WHO BENEFITS?
I'd ask the first basic question in relation to what's going on in the world, and most importantly with the orange oaf...
WHO BENEFITS?
May 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
#Ifiwereadetective,
I'd ask the first basic question in relation to what's going on in the world, and most importantly with the orange oaf...
WHO BENEFITS?
I'd ask the first basic question in relation to what's going on in the world, and most importantly with the orange oaf...
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May 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM
#IfIWereADetective no one would think I was
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May 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
#IfIWereADetective no one would think I was
#IfIWereADetective I’d consult my companion to find out events in the capital…. I’d have a what’s on in London
May 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
#IfIWereADetective I’d consult my companion to find out events in the capital…. I’d have a what’s on in London
May 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
#IfIWereADetective I’d be known as Sheerluck Bones
May 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
#IfIWereADetective I’d be known as Sheerluck Bones
#IfIWereADetective I'd see about getting my pals on the company payroll.
May 22, 2026 at 6:51 PM
#IfIWereADetective I'd see about getting my pals on the company payroll.
#IfIWereADetective, Elvis Costello would be watching me.
May 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
#IfIWereADetective, Elvis Costello would be watching me.