UPDATE: NO SIGNS OF IMPLANT FAILURE. WE ARE ON OUR PATH TO PERMANENT TEEFS!!!!
My 90-day (+ some extras, I've been BUSY) checkup is tomorrow. This is the most critical checkup to see whether osseointegration was successful on all my implant posts. If you need me, I'll be FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
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November 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
UPDATE: NO SIGNS OF IMPLANT FAILURE. WE ARE ON OUR PATH TO PERMANENT TEEFS!!!!
Had my dental implant put in…. The aftermath!!!
November 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Had my dental implant put in…. The aftermath!!!
The Ultimate Cybernetic Implant
November 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The Ultimate Cybernetic Implant
Mina doesn't need an implant to tell what's on your mind.
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Mina doesn't need an implant to tell what's on your mind.
The accuracy of this is like how I imagine it feels to turn on a cochlear implant for the first time
Haley Stevens is Sarah Vowell's extreme wario
November 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The accuracy of this is like how I imagine it feels to turn on a cochlear implant for the first time
just stick a vibrator up his butt and call it a medical implant.
November 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
just stick a vibrator up his butt and call it a medical implant.
Implant a permanent one on Pete.
November 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Implant a permanent one on Pete.
man fuck the graft implant imho
November 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
man fuck the graft implant imho
Yeah, the hell with the graft implant!
November 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Yeah, the hell with the graft implant!
The Turkish hair implant guy did NOT do a good job.
November 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The Turkish hair implant guy did NOT do a good job.
I want small hoobie implants but I’m so scared I’ll get the implant illness. 😟
Having an IUD fucked up my body for 5 years, why wouldn’t a boobie implant - that’s way bigger… ya know?
Ugh.
Having an IUD fucked up my body for 5 years, why wouldn’t a boobie implant - that’s way bigger… ya know?
Ugh.
November 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I want small hoobie implants but I’m so scared I’ll get the implant illness. 😟
Having an IUD fucked up my body for 5 years, why wouldn’t a boobie implant - that’s way bigger… ya know?
Ugh.
Having an IUD fucked up my body for 5 years, why wouldn’t a boobie implant - that’s way bigger… ya know?
Ugh.
Jesse's problems are the result of a bad implant. Getting the implant didn't make him dissociate, the implant itself was defective.
Also as far as we know he's cis, judged by the metric of the voice actor being cis and also the cyberpunk reddit not having a meltdown about him.
Also as far as we know he's cis, judged by the metric of the voice actor being cis and also the cyberpunk reddit not having a meltdown about him.
November 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Jesse's problems are the result of a bad implant. Getting the implant didn't make him dissociate, the implant itself was defective.
Also as far as we know he's cis, judged by the metric of the voice actor being cis and also the cyberpunk reddit not having a meltdown about him.
Also as far as we know he's cis, judged by the metric of the voice actor being cis and also the cyberpunk reddit not having a meltdown about him.
implant that asks "what would [jesus/shiva/hector] do" every 60 milliseconds and shocks me if I behave incorrectly
November 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
implant that asks "what would [jesus/shiva/hector] do" every 60 milliseconds and shocks me if I behave incorrectly
I've just put the implant on my arm and I'm SOOOOO BLOATED cuz I've been on my period for two weeks now
November 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I've just put the implant on my arm and I'm SOOOOO BLOATED cuz I've been on my period for two weeks now
I've just learned the CIA is using nanotechnology to implant tummy aches into beautiful women
November 3, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I've just learned the CIA is using nanotechnology to implant tummy aches into beautiful women
Researchers developed an experimental implant that converts excess blood glucose into gluconate using electrochemical reactions, successfully regulating sugar levels and reducing body weight in diabetic mice.
DOI: 10.1126/science.ady8560
DOI: 10.1126/science.ady8560
October 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Researchers developed an experimental implant that converts excess blood glucose into gluconate using electrochemical reactions, successfully regulating sugar levels and reducing body weight in diabetic mice.
DOI: 10.1126/science.ady8560
DOI: 10.1126/science.ady8560
Getting instances of "# notallmen" from people trying to say that not all use cases for LLMs are destroying everything is making my titanium implant want to unscrew itself free of my skull
November 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Getting instances of "# notallmen" from people trying to say that not all use cases for LLMs are destroying everything is making my titanium implant want to unscrew itself free of my skull
Through the identification and reinforcement of an archetype, I am transformed; the implant generates training data using my own myths, using my brain's faint copy of the collective unconscious
The purpose of education is to instill in the child a library of archetypes; these archetypes are necessary to the function of neural implants, which operate by guiding the brain into a pre-established character form
November 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Through the identification and reinforcement of an archetype, I am transformed; the implant generates training data using my own myths, using my brain's faint copy of the collective unconscious
I'm not sure if it's right to say that's Nicky with a butt implant or if it's more correct to say it's an ass implant with a human attachment!
November 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm not sure if it's right to say that's Nicky with a butt implant or if it's more correct to say it's an ass implant with a human attachment!
SSC agents like Circe often stay out on mission for years at a time
Thankfully, her job as an implant copyright investigator keeps her highly entertained
Thankfully, her job as an implant copyright investigator keeps her highly entertained
November 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
SSC agents like Circe often stay out on mission for years at a time
Thankfully, her job as an implant copyright investigator keeps her highly entertained
Thankfully, her job as an implant copyright investigator keeps her highly entertained
Kidney stone removal
Vasectomy (timelost)
Mind chip implant
Tree replacement
Funny bone
Vasectomy (timelost)
Mind chip implant
Tree replacement
Funny bone
November 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Kidney stone removal
Vasectomy (timelost)
Mind chip implant
Tree replacement
Funny bone
Vasectomy (timelost)
Mind chip implant
Tree replacement
Funny bone
6yo got a new Lego set; no special advertising, no showboating, just a Lego character featuring a cochlear implant
a google search tells me that it’s part of its inclusivity series, but done in a way that just normalizes it instead of advertising it
a google search tells me that it’s part of its inclusivity series, but done in a way that just normalizes it instead of advertising it
October 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM
6yo got a new Lego set; no special advertising, no showboating, just a Lego character featuring a cochlear implant
a google search tells me that it’s part of its inclusivity series, but done in a way that just normalizes it instead of advertising it
a google search tells me that it’s part of its inclusivity series, but done in a way that just normalizes it instead of advertising it
Hrt + implant made me completely disinterested in anything sexual. Its kind of funny.
November 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Hrt + implant made me completely disinterested in anything sexual. Its kind of funny.
Front Line Assembly: Tactical Neural Implant
November 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Front Line Assembly: Tactical Neural Implant