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Gene Gaudette

@synaphai.com

That scoundrel! Shame on you, #JethroDull!

Couch on sidewalk outside apartment building with a message scrawled in magic marker: "JD Vance stood me up!"

August 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM

Gene Gaudette

@synaphai.com

#JethroDull strikes again.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Aug 6

NEWS: JD Vance had the Army Corps of Engineers raise the water level of an Ohio river so he could improve the kayaking conditions for his birthday outing (The Guardian)

August 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM

thedoodleabides.bsky.social

@thedoodleabides.bsky.social

no need to mull,
‘bout this empty human hull,
click block to annul,
the @real JethroDull,
replace his weird face once and for ull!

#FatChanceVance #NoLiarsForBlueskyers
#BlockTheBlockhead #Bluesky

art by Pedro Molina @pxmolina.bsky.social

June 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM

Countess

@timxyc.bsky.social

Vance scares me a bit more actually. I like the in -fighting now better.
Although not sure politically how the rest of DC embraces JethroDull

November 22, 2024 at 2:52 PM

Gene Gaudette

@synaphai.com

Hat tip: @anomaly100.bsky.social
#JDVance #JVVance #JDDunce #JETHRODULL #HillbillyVanilli #ShaDVance #ShillbillyVance #Politics
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social

JD Vance tweet from September 4, 2021: "Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it."
Cartoon:
Panel 1 - Goose saying, "So, what happened next?"
Panel 2 - man, fleeing, with goose shouting "WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, JD?"

August 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM

thedoodleabides.bsky.social

@thedoodleabides.bsky.social

no need to mull,
‘bout this empty human hull,
click block to annul,
the @real JethroDull,
get him off @bsky.app once and for ull!

#FatChanceVance

art by Pedro Molina @pxmolina.bsky.social