BIRTH CONTROL INSPECTION OFFICERS ARE HERE!!
August 7, 2024 at 9:21 PM
BIRTH CONTROL INSPECTION OFFICERS ARE HERE!!
it’s jvvance with a couch cushion
Dear Scotland. We speak the same language, but, uh, your road signs are quite confusing.
August 8, 2024 at 11:55 AM
it’s jvvance with a couch cushion
JvVANCE IS OBTUSE AND WEIRD
August 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
JvVANCE IS OBTUSE AND WEIRD
hold on, tim walz had already put in his 20, retired honorably, THEN 9/11 HAPPENED AND HE RE-ENLISTED?
jvvance can eat shit. just fuck all the way off with your bullshit.
jvvance can eat shit. just fuck all the way off with your bullshit.
August 8, 2024 at 4:47 PM
hold on, tim walz had already put in his 20, retired honorably, THEN 9/11 HAPPENED AND HE RE-ENLISTED?
jvvance can eat shit. just fuck all the way off with your bullshit.
jvvance can eat shit. just fuck all the way off with your bullshit.
please god detroit, show jvvance the welcome he deserves
I keep saying that they have NO IDEA the coalition they’ve brought together…a coalition that not even the dems have been able to pull off…folx know the assignment BUT will the coalition hold passed the election when the REAL, HARD, and UNCOMFORTABLE work starts…we shall see
August 7, 2024 at 6:08 PM
please god detroit, show jvvance the welcome he deserves
OMG THIS IS THAT JVVANCE HARD MAN SELTZER
August 8, 2024 at 9:33 PM
OMG THIS IS THAT JVVANCE HARD MAN SELTZER
You can’t send JVVAnce to arenas. He can’t fill seats. His stalking tour last week barely got a couple hundred
August 12, 2024 at 3:25 AM
You can’t send JVVAnce to arenas. He can’t fill seats. His stalking tour last week barely got a couple hundred
wanna see Coach Tim in Roku City. Harris billboards in Fortnite. I wanna see creepy JVVance staring at you on digital screens near restrooms.
August 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
wanna see Coach Tim in Roku City. Harris billboards in Fortnite. I wanna see creepy JVVance staring at you on digital screens near restrooms.
If you had to go snowmobile racing with Palin, you would at least have fun. If you had to go snowmobile racing with JVVance, you would run him into a tree.
August 14, 2024 at 9:11 PM
If you had to go snowmobile racing with Palin, you would at least have fun. If you had to go snowmobile racing with JVVance, you would run him into a tree.
I hear Bugsy Siegel often cited Al Capone as a "professional source" on how to file his taxes. 🤦
#MafiaDon #JVVance #CriminalPresidency
#MafiaDon #JVVance #CriminalPresidency
September 24, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I hear Bugsy Siegel often cited Al Capone as a "professional source" on how to file his taxes. 🤦
#MafiaDon #JVVance #CriminalPresidency
#MafiaDon #JVVance #CriminalPresidency
Careful, Jess, #JVVance could snap up a lot of land that's going to be snapped up. Trust him...? 😐
Farmers grow what they grow because of farm policy.
We don’t need all the soy and corn that we grow, but those are the commodities that receive subsidies and markets.
If we want something better, if we want to heal the Earth and grow food, now is the time to do it.
We don’t need all the soy and corn that we grow, but those are the commodities that receive subsidies and markets.
If we want something better, if we want to heal the Earth and grow food, now is the time to do it.
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Careful, Jess, #JVVance could snap up a lot of land that's going to be snapped up. Trust him...? 😐
BREAKING: #JVVance is still unconvincing...
The Vance presser is quite the futile exercise in ass-covering propaganda, no? He’s also a charisma-free windbag with the political instincts of a small town hustler, i.e., he’s a MAGA convert, and converts are the most insidious: they signed onto solely for the grift.
May 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
BREAKING: #JVVance is still unconvincing...
So is this 🤣
June 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#HillbillyVanilli #ShaDVance #ShillbillyVance #JDDunce #JDVance #Politics #JVVance @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So this guy is okay with “Ted Cruz’s dad killed JFK” but someone JVVance probably fucked a couch crosses some kind of line? Weird.
August 8, 2024 at 2:55 PM
So this guy is okay with “Ted Cruz’s dad killed JFK” but someone JVVance probably fucked a couch crosses some kind of line? Weird.
Hat tip: @anomaly100.bsky.social
#JDVance #JVVance #JDDunce #JETHRODULL #HillbillyVanilli #ShaDVance #ShillbillyVance #Politics
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
#JDVance #JVVance #JDDunce #JETHRODULL #HillbillyVanilli #ShaDVance #ShillbillyVance #Politics
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
August 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
