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Jess Harwood Art

@jessharwoodart.bsky.social

Jealous

April 7, 2026 at 9:10 AM

The Onion

@theonion.com

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM

The Onion

@theonion.com

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM

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@imbluemitsuki.bsky.social

jealous protective gf aya i will never forget you 😭

August 31, 2024 at 11:17 AM

Triss 🦇✧❤︎

@triss808.bsky.social

Ever been jealous of a wall before? 🖤

September 25, 2026 at 11:41 AM

Kei 💛

@shungako.bsky.social

Jealous Devil

December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM

Allison Gill

@muellershewrote.com

I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.

Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · Nov 26

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM

Ricky Davila

@therickydavila.bsky.social

There’s quite literally always a tweet from this jealous racist crook.

September 24, 2026 at 2:35 PM

Molly Jong-Fast

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social

My mom used to use Naomi to make me jealous, NOT jealous now, baby

hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · Jan 10

That actually kind of sounds like your fantasy, Naomi.

Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry.
@naomirwolf
Okay, I’ll just say it. I’ve seen enough videos of the faces of liberal white women in conflict with @ICE, to know what is up. Liberal men at this point (sorry) are disproportionately estrogenized, physically passive, submissive due to woke gender hectoring, or porn-addicted. White liberal women are disproportionately sexually frustrated. Policing others as in the pandemic was an outlet for them, but it was not nearly enough. The smiles you see on their faces now say it all: white women long for all out combat with ICE - who tend to be strong, physically confident, masculine men - because the conflict is a form of physical release for them. They long for actual kinetic battle and it will get even uglier.
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January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM

Cloud🔞

@lillhappycloud.bsky.social

The little jealous women behind.

September 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM

Shenpai

@shenpai.gay

looking at the new trash taste podcast

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November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM

The Onion

@theonion.com

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/

December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM

Fox Popvli

@foxpopvli.bsky.social

Jealous Diane is jealous!
#foxpopvli #art #fanart #thebadguys2

November 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM

Mixief

@mixief.bsky.social

2. Jealous Brat
#deadlock #Bloodmoon

March 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM

The Onion

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Mother Jealous After Reading Daughter's Diary https://theonion.com/mother-jealous-after-reading-daughters-diary-1819566661/

January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM

Monteiro

@monteiro.bsky.social

They’re so jealous you can write.
They’re so jealous you can draw.
They’re so jealous you can make music.

They have all the money in the world, but they’ve been driven insane because they don’t have your joy.

Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · Aug 1

Writers should never modify their own prose as a reaction to what stupid fucking generative AI is doing -- that shit stole from us, and it stole poorly, incompletely, and has none of our magic and zero of our humanity, our experience, our wonder and fear, and it never ever will. Fuck AI. You do you.

August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM