Keir’s Britain. Trans Apartheid. See you in Europe.
April 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Keir’s Britain. Trans Apartheid. See you in Europe.
Keir’s in his room crying and won’t come out for dinner. Hope you’re happy with yourselves.
Labour Party on course to suffer one of its worst-ever electoral defeats
Labour Party on course to suffer one of its worst-ever electoral defeats
It has become clear from the overnight declarations that the Labour Party is on course to suffer one of its worst-ever electoral defeats.
news.sky.com
May 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Keir’s in his room crying and won’t come out for dinner. Hope you’re happy with yourselves.
February 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
March 17, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Sir Keir's Waspi Women decision...
December 21, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Sir Keir's Waspi Women decision...
Sir Keir's handlers delete posts after he calls himself "MechaThatcher" and describes Ronald Reagan as "the supreme daddy".
July 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Sir Keir's handlers delete posts after he calls himself "MechaThatcher" and describes Ronald Reagan as "the supreme daddy".
Keir’s in the yard again.
July 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Keir’s in the yard again.
BREAKING Sir Keir's approval ratings skyrocket as he stands outside Downing Street punching himself in the balls.
February 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
BREAKING Sir Keir's approval ratings skyrocket as he stands outside Downing Street punching himself in the balls.
Found Keir’s burner BlueSky account.
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Found Keir’s burner BlueSky account.
Surely Sir Keir's greatest achievement in office.
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Surely Sir Keir's greatest achievement in office.
Thanks, Keir's crying now.
June 22, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Thanks, Keir's crying now.
BREAKING A child has booted a football really hard into the groin of Sir Keir Starmer.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
BREAKING A child has booted a football really hard into the groin of Sir Keir Starmer.
Gotta be Keir’s fault surely ? Everything else is
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Gotta be Keir’s fault surely ? Everything else is
Blimey, Keir's had his Weetabix this morning
Changes to Elon Musk's AI chatbot Grok only serve to make creating deepfakes a "premium service" and are "insulting" to victims of misogyny and sexual violence, Downing Street has said
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Blimey, Keir's had his Weetabix this morning
Keir's Starmer's spokesperson asked if the PM is "concerned" about being at the G20 rather than being in Downing St for the farmers protest tomorrow
Meet for key discussions with world leaders, or hang around to hear Jeremy Clarkson outside your house abusing you through a megaphone. A real dilemma
Meet for key discussions with world leaders, or hang around to hear Jeremy Clarkson outside your house abusing you through a megaphone. A real dilemma
November 18, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Keir's Starmer's spokesperson asked if the PM is "concerned" about being at the G20 rather than being in Downing St for the farmers protest tomorrow
Meet for key discussions with world leaders, or hang around to hear Jeremy Clarkson outside your house abusing you through a megaphone. A real dilemma
Meet for key discussions with world leaders, or hang around to hear Jeremy Clarkson outside your house abusing you through a megaphone. A real dilemma
Keir's crying now, hope you're happy Burnham
June 22, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Keir's crying now, hope you're happy Burnham
meant to write a piece about the end of Keir's premiership but sort of wrote about grief and the endurance of pointless hope instead: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
June 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
meant to write a piece about the end of Keir's premiership but sort of wrote about grief and the endurance of pointless hope instead: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
kinda want to see Keir’s special flag for his home
September 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
kinda want to see Keir’s special flag for his home
Unpacking in progress, finally.
February 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Unpacking in progress, finally.
Sir Keir's favourite novel? The TV Strange Things.
December 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sir Keir's favourite novel? The TV Strange Things.
Sir Keir's Bill Clinton moment: "Yes, I've accessed saucy images before, but let me be clear: I have never in my life 'had a wank'."
October 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sir Keir's Bill Clinton moment: "Yes, I've accessed saucy images before, but let me be clear: I have never in my life 'had a wank'."
Hey @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social next time you have Keir’s ear could you remind him, the British automotive industry contributes £22bn to the UK economy, while the creative industries contribute £124bn.
Stop AI copyright theft.
Yours, a constituent.
Stop AI copyright theft.
Yours, a constituent.
April 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hey @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social next time you have Keir’s ear could you remind him, the British automotive industry contributes £22bn to the UK economy, while the creative industries contribute £124bn.
Stop AI copyright theft.
Yours, a constituent.
Stop AI copyright theft.
Yours, a constituent.
Perhaps Keir's Labour will go the way of the Tories?
I hope so.
I hope so.
When I said we weren't here to be disappointed with Labour but to replace them. I meant it.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Join.greenparty.org.uk
October 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Perhaps Keir's Labour will go the way of the Tories?
I hope so.
I hope so.
Only Keir's Candidate could lose a rigged election in a landslide.
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Only Keir's Candidate could lose a rigged election in a landslide.
huge L for Britain as a whole as my brother, who lives in Paris, just messaged me a link to Keir's speech with the caption "lol didn't you say you guys had a left-wing Prime Minister now?"
May 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
huge L for Britain as a whole as my brother, who lives in Paris, just messaged me a link to Keir's speech with the caption "lol didn't you say you guys had a left-wing Prime Minister now?"