It takes whole movie, but eventually everyone figures out who Keyser Söze is:
👇🎯 Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing the world that Actual John Roberts doesn’t exist
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October 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
It takes whole movie, but eventually everyone figures out who Keyser Söze is:
Love seeing all the people who care. Big cities are amazing, but this bravery is what makes my heart burst.
April 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Love seeing all the people who care. Big cities are amazing, but this bravery is what makes my heart burst.
Genuinely what is Eric Adams doing there? And why are they moving him like he’s Keyser Soze?
Mangione arriving at the Wall Street helipad, where he was met by armed law enforcement and Mayor Adams — whose longtime top advisor until last Sunday is appearing in court across the street from Mangione on bribery charges
Credit: NYDN photog Gardiner Anderson
Credit: NYDN photog Gardiner Anderson
December 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Genuinely what is Eric Adams doing there? And why are they moving him like he’s Keyser Soze?
Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing everyone, including the headline writers at the Paper of Record, that Actual John Roberts doesn’t exist
September 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing everyone, including the headline writers at the Paper of Record, that Actual John Roberts doesn’t exist
Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, & also the New York Times:
September 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, & also the New York Times:
Caleb Williams was never seen again.
September 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Caleb Williams was never seen again.
Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing the world that actual John Roberts - the hyper-partisan authoritarian hack who ignores the law, history, data, the actual Constitution, decades of legal precedent, & the plain meaning of words - didn’t exist
August 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing the world that actual John Roberts - the hyper-partisan authoritarian hack who ignores the law, history, data, the actual Constitution, decades of legal precedent, & the plain meaning of words - didn’t exist
#31DaysOfGraves
das Grab von Schwester Bertha Keyser
das Grab von Schwester Bertha Keyser
„Sperlinge Gottes“, wie sie die in der Großstadt Gestrandeten nannte, wenn sie bei den Reichen um Geld für ihre Schützlinge bat.
Ihr Grab ist in Ohlsdorf im Garten der Frauen
Ihr Grab ist in Ohlsdorf im Garten der Frauen
October 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
#31DaysOfGraves
das Grab von Schwester Bertha Keyser
das Grab von Schwester Bertha Keyser
Keyser Soze:
You may have slaughtered my family, but I shall defeat you in the marketplace of ideas
January 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Keyser Soze:
he's doing a keyser soze walk
classic
classic
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
he's doing a keyser soze walk
classic
classic
Yet another example of the idiocy of the Supreme Court’s immunity opinion: If Trump invades Greenland, even for the most insane reason (like not winning the Nobel Peace Prize) and against our obvious national interest, it’s an “official act” that can never be held legally accountable
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing the world that actual John Roberts - the hyper-partisan authoritarian hack who ignores history, data, the actual Constitution, decades of legal precedent, & the plain meaning of words - didn’t exist
July 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing the world that actual John Roberts - the hyper-partisan authoritarian hack who ignores history, data, the actual Constitution, decades of legal precedent, & the plain meaning of words - didn’t exist
Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in:
2008: 0.3%
2024: 19%
@nytimes.com #GildedAge
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...
2008: 0.3%
2024: 19%
@nytimes.com #GildedAge
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...
March 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Woman in fantastically splendid cartwheel ruff, standing before a landscape and painted by Thomas de Keyser. Today is his day.
August 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Woman in fantastically splendid cartwheel ruff, standing before a landscape and painted by Thomas de Keyser. Today is his day.
Odysseus is really Keyser Soze.
If you do go and see the Odyssey please no spoilers. Some of us haven’t had time to read the book in the last 3000 years.
July 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Odysseus is really Keyser Soze.
Knows what she wants: unusually assertive young woman, her portrait painted by Thomas de Keyser of Amsterdam. Today is his day.
August 23, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Knows what she wants: unusually assertive young woman, her portrait painted by Thomas de Keyser of Amsterdam. Today is his day.
I was Keyser Söze the whole time.
August 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I was Keyser Söze the whole time.
Keyser Soze in a vet’s office: there was a big drug dealer flying in named Kitten De Wormer
September 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Keyser Soze in a vet’s office: there was a big drug dealer flying in named Kitten De Wormer
So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.
Breaking News: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, was arrested in Britain on suspicion of misconduct in public office over his links to Jeffrey Epstein, the BBC said.
February 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
👇🎯 Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing the world that Actual John Roberts doesn’t exist
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September 20, 2026 at 9:36 PM
👇🎯 Congrats again to Chief Keyser Söze, whose greatest trick was convincing the world that Actual John Roberts doesn’t exist
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