@edzitron.com you gotta make this happen - or at least cite the original oracle hate testament! youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...
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January 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
@edzitron.com you gotta make this happen - or at least cite the original oracle hate testament! youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...
And of course: "Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end."
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September 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And of course: "Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end."
George Lowe has sadly passed away at the age of 67.
The voice of Space Ghost in Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
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The voice of Space Ghost in Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
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Something That Rhymes With Bones! 🤣 #adultswim #spaceghost
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March 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
George Lowe has sadly passed away at the age of 67.
The voice of Space Ghost in Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ZH...
The voice of Space Ghost in Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
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> oracle ... be the hero
Oh boy
Obligatory "Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison.": www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
Oh boy
Obligatory "Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison.": www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
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February 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
> oracle ... be the hero
Oh boy
Obligatory "Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison.": www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
Oh boy
Obligatory "Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison.": www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
People have been anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison for decades tho
July 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
People have been anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison for decades tho
Da citiram jedno meni drago predavanje koje preporučam da pogledate: "Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison."
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January 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Da citiram jedno meni drago predavanje koje preporučam da pogledate: "Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison."
Oddly haven't seen one of my favorites during the Lowe tributes so imma post it.
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March 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oddly haven't seen one of my favorites during the Lowe tributes so imma post it.
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"do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison" @bcantrill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
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September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison" @bcantrill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
I think this roughly sums it up
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February 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think this roughly sums it up
Stan & Ollie Christmas Card Salesmen! 😆 #laurelandhardy
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Memories of Bryan Cantrill’s USENIX talk about illumos when, around 33 minutes in, he just RIPS into Oracle, though the entire video is worth a watch. One for the ages. youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc
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January 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Memories of Bryan Cantrill’s USENIX talk about illumos when, around 33 minutes in, he just RIPS into Oracle, though the entire video is worth a watch. One for the ages. youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc
Don’t make the mistake of anthropomorphizing a lawnmower. youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc
March 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Don’t make the mistake of anthropomorphizing a lawnmower. youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc
Well quite. As Bryan Cantrill's talk put it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
... Don't make the mistake of trying to anthropomorphise Larry Ellison.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
... Don't make the mistake of trying to anthropomorphise Larry Ellison.
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September 27, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Well quite. As Bryan Cantrill's talk put it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
... Don't make the mistake of trying to anthropomorphise Larry Ellison.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...
... Don't make the mistake of trying to anthropomorphise Larry Ellison.
Stan & Ollie Christmas Card Salesmen! 😆 #laurelandhardy
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July 12, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Nunca Antropomorfize Larry Ellison. Ele não opera com intenções humanas. Ele é como um cortador de grama.
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April 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Nunca Antropomorfize Larry Ellison. Ele não opera com intenções humanas. Ele é como um cortador de grama.
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September 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I cannot take credit for the line, alas. The coinage was 100% @bcantrill.bsky.social
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September 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I cannot take credit for the line, alas. The coinage was 100% @bcantrill.bsky.social
youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...
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January 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. — Brian Cantrill (youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...)
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January 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. — Brian Cantrill (youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...)
Chris Moore: Need good binary black hole waveforms for @LISACommunity. Higher order effects not seen by @LIGO will be measurable #LISA11
November 13, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Chris Moore: Need good binary black hole waveforms for @LISACommunity. Higher order effects not seen by @LIGO will be measurable #LISA11
I saw this section of Cantrill’s talk afterwards while reading HN so I guess I angrily agree youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...
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November 23, 2024 at 6:57 AM
I saw this section of Cantrill’s talk afterwards while reading HN so I guess I angrily agree youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...
People say ORACLE stands for "One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison".
ORACLE purchased Sun Microsystems in 2009, and a former Sun engineer has some colorful words about Larry Ellison starting around 34 minutes into this conference talk.
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ORACLE purchased Sun Microsystems in 2009, and a former Sun engineer has some colorful words about Larry Ellison starting around 34 minutes into this conference talk.
youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...
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December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
People say ORACLE stands for "One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison".
ORACLE purchased Sun Microsystems in 2009, and a former Sun engineer has some colorful words about Larry Ellison starting around 34 minutes into this conference talk.
youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...
ORACLE purchased Sun Microsystems in 2009, and a former Sun engineer has some colorful words about Larry Ellison starting around 34 minutes into this conference talk.
youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?...