bring me your best cope and lamentations from the depths of conservative twitter
November 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
bring me your best cope and lamentations from the depths of conservative twitter
If you're in line to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If you're in line to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women STAY IN LINE
listen up democrats: we did not vote for you for y'all to find common ground and reach across the aisle. we voted for you to crush our enemies, to see them driven before us, to hear the lamentations of their women
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
listen up democrats: we did not vote for you for y'all to find common ground and reach across the aisle. we voted for you to crush our enemies, to see them driven before us, to hear the lamentations of their women
What's that? Could it be? The lamentations? Of my enemies?
November 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
What's that? Could it be? The lamentations? Of my enemies?
I want to hear the lamentations of the men too
November 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I want to hear the lamentations of the men too
and hear the lamentations of thier [checking sticky note] malfoids?
gm chat lets crush our enemies today
November 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
and hear the lamentations of thier [checking sticky note] malfoids?
Crush them, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their lobbyists...
November 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Crush them, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their lobbyists...
Lamentations of Botox-Faced Women is the title of my next book ~
November 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Lamentations of Botox-Faced Women is the title of my next book ~
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Trump hasn’t tweeted in over 3 hours. Musk hasn’t tweeted in over 6 hours.
Zero tweets from either since races started getting called.
Zero tweets from either since races started getting called.
November 4, 2026 at 7:06 AM
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
I have a headcold, in case any of ye are writing any lamentations or tragic plays
November 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I have a headcold, in case any of ye are writing any lamentations or tragic plays
There are “throw the bums out” elections but this was a “crush the bums, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their voters” election
November 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
There are “throw the bums out” elections but this was a “crush the bums, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their voters” election
yes, newly elected Dems: you are looking forward to driving the GOP before you and hearing the lamentations of their unwashed-ass Twitter followers
Hot tip for all the dems newly elected (and the ones who were elected previously): you are not “looking forward to working with republicans across the aisle,” you are looking forward to working for the people who elected you and looking forward to shutting the GOP the fuck down.
November 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
yes, newly elected Dems: you are looking forward to driving the GOP before you and hearing the lamentations of their unwashed-ass Twitter followers
Oh lamentations
Laudatory
Oh I miss her
Laudatory
Oh I miss her
November 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Oh lamentations
Laudatory
Oh I miss her
Laudatory
Oh I miss her
and hear the lamentations of their men
November 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
and hear the lamentations of their men
WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR PUNDITS
TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR PUNDITS
November 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR PUNDITS
TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR PUNDITS
I WANT TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN! I WANT THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME!
November 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I WANT TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN! I WANT THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME!
TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WHITE WOMEN
listen up democrats: we did not vote for you for y'all to find common ground and reach across the aisle. we voted for you to crush our enemies, to see them driven before us, to hear the lamentations of their women
November 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WHITE WOMEN
Guess I picked the wrong week to quit crushing my enemy, seeing him driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of his women.
November 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Guess I picked the wrong week to quit crushing my enemy, seeing him driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of his women.
bah gawd that's the lamentations of their women
November 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
bah gawd that's the lamentations of their women
I think this too. I shall not prematurely doom. Also the Lamentations of Goldsmith are very lol
November 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I think this too. I shall not prematurely doom. Also the Lamentations of Goldsmith are very lol
Take some advice from Conan. We have crushed our enemies, driven them back. Now enjoy the lamentations of their right wing influencers.
November 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Take some advice from Conan. We have crushed our enemies, driven them back. Now enjoy the lamentations of their right wing influencers.
Even on Bluesky, there are some who feel it's too early and too blunt to say such. But before February, I want the heads of dozen grifting fascists on pikes in that Arlington traffic circle that won't ever have a Trump arch on it. And I want to hear the lamentations of their botox-faced women.
The time is now. RFK Jr. must resign or be fired. End of discussion.
November 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Even on Bluesky, there are some who feel it's too early and too blunt to say such. But before February, I want the heads of dozen grifting fascists on pikes in that Arlington traffic circle that won't ever have a Trump arch on it. And I want to hear the lamentations of their botox-faced women.
I was so pleased hearing all of the lamentations of my MAGA coworkers today. Delicious tears.
November 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I was so pleased hearing all of the lamentations of my MAGA coworkers today. Delicious tears.
they should keep writing moby dick length lamentations to how they’re terrified and they’ll never feel at ease in the country again into 2028 and beyond
November 5, 2026 at 5:09 AM
they should keep writing moby dick length lamentations to how they’re terrified and they’ll never feel at ease in the country again into 2028 and beyond