graham linehan does not exist
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
graham linehan does not exist
they suspended graham linehan.
December 14, 2024 at 9:49 PM
they suspended graham linehan.
Linehan: sempai notice me!
Rowling:
Linehan: sempai!
Linehan: sempai!
Linehan: sempai notice me!
Linehan: sempai!!
Rowling: [quietly disconnects]
Rowling:
Linehan: sempai!
Linehan: sempai!
Linehan: sempai notice me!
Linehan: sempai!!
Rowling: [quietly disconnects]
April 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Linehan: sempai notice me!
Rowling:
Linehan: sempai!
Linehan: sempai!
Linehan: sempai notice me!
Linehan: sempai!!
Rowling: [quietly disconnects]
Rowling:
Linehan: sempai!
Linehan: sempai!
Linehan: sempai notice me!
Linehan: sempai!!
Rowling: [quietly disconnects]
Nobody:
Graham Linehan testifying before congress:
Graham Linehan testifying before congress:
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Nobody:
Graham Linehan testifying before congress:
Graham Linehan testifying before congress:
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
Linehan: would the telegraph print the insane ramblings of a deranged madman?
Linehan: i think not!
Linehan: it's a very respected journalistic institution with real standards
Linehan: british ones but still
Linehan: i think not!
Linehan: it's a very respected journalistic institution with real standards
Linehan: british ones but still
August 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Linehan: would the telegraph print the insane ramblings of a deranged madman?
Linehan: i think not!
Linehan: it's a very respected journalistic institution with real standards
Linehan: british ones but still
Linehan: i think not!
Linehan: it's a very respected journalistic institution with real standards
Linehan: british ones but still
Linehan: also
Linehan: did i mention that i'm divorced now
Rowling:
Linehan: can i have some money please
Rowling: no
Linehan: it's not for anything frivolous!
Linehan: it's for a father ted musical
Rowling: what? no
Linehan: did i mention that i'm divorced now
Rowling:
Linehan: can i have some money please
Rowling: no
Linehan: it's not for anything frivolous!
Linehan: it's for a father ted musical
Rowling: what? no
August 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Linehan: also
Linehan: did i mention that i'm divorced now
Rowling:
Linehan: can i have some money please
Rowling: no
Linehan: it's not for anything frivolous!
Linehan: it's for a father ted musical
Rowling: what? no
Linehan: did i mention that i'm divorced now
Rowling:
Linehan: can i have some money please
Rowling: no
Linehan: it's not for anything frivolous!
Linehan: it's for a father ted musical
Rowling: what? no
i agree with graham linehan that graham linehan should be the face of the anti-trans movement
May 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i agree with graham linehan that graham linehan should be the face of the anti-trans movement
average Graham Linehan supporter
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM
average Graham Linehan supporter
the only thing funny about graham linehan is that he’s gonna die alone.
September 25, 2026 at 10:14 AM
the only thing funny about graham linehan is that he’s gonna die alone.
Linehan: anyway, i'm not allowed to see my wife and daughter anymore
Linehan: and i don't have any friends
Linehan: or also a career
Linehan: but what i do have is a guy at the newspaper who will let me say anything for clicks
Linehan: so if you think about it i'm really coming out on top
Linehan: and i don't have any friends
Linehan: or also a career
Linehan: but what i do have is a guy at the newspaper who will let me say anything for clicks
Linehan: so if you think about it i'm really coming out on top
August 31, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Linehan: anyway, i'm not allowed to see my wife and daughter anymore
Linehan: and i don't have any friends
Linehan: or also a career
Linehan: but what i do have is a guy at the newspaper who will let me say anything for clicks
Linehan: so if you think about it i'm really coming out on top
Linehan: and i don't have any friends
Linehan: or also a career
Linehan: but what i do have is a guy at the newspaper who will let me say anything for clicks
Linehan: so if you think about it i'm really coming out on top
Graham Linehan on Christmas Day 2025. Genuinely.
December 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Graham Linehan on Christmas Day 2025. Genuinely.
Re: Graham Linehan
I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans.
What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Re: Graham Linehan
graham linehan
May 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
graham linehan
Linehan: as you all know, i fought so hard for womens rights that i'm not allowed to see my wife and daughter anymore
Rowling: i bet the woke mob government nanny state transss activistssstsss took them away right?
Linehan:
Linehan: yeah!
Linehan: yeah that's the ticket!
Rowling: i bet the woke mob government nanny state transss activistssstsss took them away right?
Linehan:
Linehan: yeah!
Linehan: yeah that's the ticket!
August 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Linehan: as you all know, i fought so hard for womens rights that i'm not allowed to see my wife and daughter anymore
Rowling: i bet the woke mob government nanny state transss activistssstsss took them away right?
Linehan:
Linehan: yeah!
Linehan: yeah that's the ticket!
Rowling: i bet the woke mob government nanny state transss activistssstsss took them away right?
Linehan:
Linehan: yeah!
Linehan: yeah that's the ticket!
Linehan: so my EX friend ron jonson says that i've lost the plot
Linehan: but let me ask you this
Linehan: would they let a crazy person write an editorial for the telegraph?
Linehan: but let me ask you this
Linehan: would they let a crazy person write an editorial for the telegraph?
August 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Linehan: so my EX friend ron jonson says that i've lost the plot
Linehan: but let me ask you this
Linehan: would they let a crazy person write an editorial for the telegraph?
Linehan: but let me ask you this
Linehan: would they let a crazy person write an editorial for the telegraph?
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newsss
Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss
Graham Linehan: i have something to report
Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad!
Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper?
Linehan: i did!
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newsss
Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss
Graham Linehan: i have something to report
Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad!
Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper?
Linehan: i did!
August 31, 2026 at 1:58 PM
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newsss
Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss
Graham Linehan: i have something to report
Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad!
Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper?
Linehan: i did!
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newsss
Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss
Graham Linehan: i have something to report
Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad!
Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper?
Linehan: i did!
Linehan: so my EX FRIEND rob jobson says i live in a world of delusions and fantasy
Linehan: well, that's exactly what i would expect him to say
Linehan: those creeps on the trans council got to him too
Linehan: they meet in a dormant volcano, you know
Linehan: with the jews and the freemasons
Linehan: well, that's exactly what i would expect him to say
Linehan: those creeps on the trans council got to him too
Linehan: they meet in a dormant volcano, you know
Linehan: with the jews and the freemasons
August 31, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Linehan: so my EX FRIEND rob jobson says i live in a world of delusions and fantasy
Linehan: well, that's exactly what i would expect him to say
Linehan: those creeps on the trans council got to him too
Linehan: they meet in a dormant volcano, you know
Linehan: with the jews and the freemasons
Linehan: well, that's exactly what i would expect him to say
Linehan: those creeps on the trans council got to him too
Linehan: they meet in a dormant volcano, you know
Linehan: with the jews and the freemasons
The High Court has ruled in my defamation case against Graham Linehan, finding that the statements he published were defamatory at common law.
Huge thanks to my legal team for their support throughout this process. You can read the full judgment here: caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025...
Huge thanks to my legal team for their support throughout this process. You can read the full judgment here: caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025...
David Paisley v Graham Linehan -
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- The National Archives
caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk
February 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The High Court has ruled in my defamation case against Graham Linehan, finding that the statements he published were defamatory at common law.
Huge thanks to my legal team for their support throughout this process. You can read the full judgment here: caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025...
Huge thanks to my legal team for their support throughout this process. You can read the full judgment here: caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025...
Linehan: so my EX friend ron johnson says that i've gone kookoo bananas over trans people
Linehan: but let me ask you this
Linehan: could an irrational man make this?
Rowling: whats that
Linehan: it's a chatGPT log where i fantasize about touching blind lesbian sword barbarians
Rowling:
Linehan: but let me ask you this
Linehan: could an irrational man make this?
Rowling: whats that
Linehan: it's a chatGPT log where i fantasize about touching blind lesbian sword barbarians
Rowling:
August 31, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Linehan: so my EX friend ron johnson says that i've gone kookoo bananas over trans people
Linehan: but let me ask you this
Linehan: could an irrational man make this?
Rowling: whats that
Linehan: it's a chatGPT log where i fantasize about touching blind lesbian sword barbarians
Rowling:
Linehan: but let me ask you this
Linehan: could an irrational man make this?
Rowling: whats that
Linehan: it's a chatGPT log where i fantasize about touching blind lesbian sword barbarians
Rowling:
Linehan: haha just a slip of the tongue
Linehan: ha ha
Rowling:
Linehan: the trans made me misspeak
Linehan: the fucking trans!!
Linehan: ha ha
Rowling:
Linehan: the trans made me misspeak
Linehan: the fucking trans!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Linehan: haha just a slip of the tongue
Linehan: ha ha
Rowling:
Linehan: the trans made me misspeak
Linehan: the fucking trans!!
Linehan: ha ha
Rowling:
Linehan: the trans made me misspeak
Linehan: the fucking trans!!
Yeah. JKR and Graham Linehan can rot in hell.
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Yeah. JKR and Graham Linehan can rot in hell.
Linehan: well, my lawyers will be reading my EX FRIEND jub rubsub's statement VERY CAREFULLY
Linehan: i'm not gonna sue even though i totally could
Linehan: but i won't sue for reasons unrelated to the strength of my case
Linehan: which is VERY strong
Linehan: they should put THAT in the newspaper!
Linehan: i'm not gonna sue even though i totally could
Linehan: but i won't sue for reasons unrelated to the strength of my case
Linehan: which is VERY strong
Linehan: they should put THAT in the newspaper!
August 31, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Linehan: well, my lawyers will be reading my EX FRIEND jub rubsub's statement VERY CAREFULLY
Linehan: i'm not gonna sue even though i totally could
Linehan: but i won't sue for reasons unrelated to the strength of my case
Linehan: which is VERY strong
Linehan: they should put THAT in the newspaper!
Linehan: i'm not gonna sue even though i totally could
Linehan: but i won't sue for reasons unrelated to the strength of my case
Linehan: which is VERY strong
Linehan: they should put THAT in the newspaper!