My liver survived about eight years of hard drinking. Well done, liver. Well done.
June 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My liver survived about eight years of hard drinking. Well done, liver. Well done.
she heart lungs livers on your nerves until everything goes dark and you die
February 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
she heart lungs livers on your nerves until everything goes dark and you die
people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT
May 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT
Look I’m just saying the livers of rich people are larger and more healthy to eat than even the large livers of a bovine.
February 27, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Look I’m just saying the livers of rich people are larger and more healthy to eat than even the large livers of a bovine.
farming ewoks for their livers for cosmetics
September 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
farming ewoks for their livers for cosmetics
anyway I don’t enjoy mammal livers but I don’t want my fellow Americans to figure out that my beloved chicken livers/gizzards/hearts are cheap and good
July 30, 2026 at 10:15 PM
anyway I don’t enjoy mammal livers but I don’t want my fellow Americans to figure out that my beloved chicken livers/gizzards/hearts are cheap and good
explorers who ate polar bear livers died *horribly* it fucks up your BONES
March 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
explorers who ate polar bear livers died *horribly* it fucks up your BONES
1/ Russian soldiers are now divided into two 'castes', says a front-line soldier: "short-livers", who die almost immediately after being sent to the front in Ukraine, often as a punishment, and "long-livers", the privileged ones in the officer cadre and rear areas. ⬇️
March 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
1/ Russian soldiers are now divided into two 'castes', says a front-line soldier: "short-livers", who die almost immediately after being sent to the front in Ukraine, often as a punishment, and "long-livers", the privileged ones in the officer cadre and rear areas. ⬇️
Hoje tem livers de MSMP
August 31, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Hoje tem livers de MSMP
So they officially want their livers eaten? Good to know.
Jeff Bezos, Amazon’s founder and one of the world’s most influential tech pioneers, is officially returning to hands-on leadership as co-CEO of a new artificial intelligence (AI) venture called Project Prometheus. trib.al/YSsdKSD
Jeff Bezos is reportedly becoming a CEO again—and it's for a $6.2 billion AI startup called 'Project Prometheus' | Fortune
Prometheus brought fire to humanity in Greek myth. Could Project Prometheus help make Bezos' dreams of "millions of people living in space" come true?
trib.al
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So they officially want their livers eaten? Good to know.
Full complement of chicken livers at a Wegmans!
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Full complement of chicken livers at a Wegmans!
Portland City Council De-livers
Seeking fatty liver on fine dining menus in Portland going forward? Foie-getta bout it.
June 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Portland City Council De-livers
we must inject the livers mr president. inject their livers into our livers and chew cud. nature’s ozempic, sir
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
we must inject the livers mr president. inject their livers into our livers and chew cud. nature’s ozempic, sir
Wow, turns out that the title does not actually allow him to consume human livers
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Wow, turns out that the title does not actually allow him to consume human livers
So, so many livers are going to be irreparably damaged worldwide the day it happens.
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 AM
So, so many livers are going to be irreparably damaged worldwide the day it happens.
Having completed his appointed task, Emil Bove returns to a nest made of saliva-slick shreds of the U.S. Constitution and the Department of Justice Manual where he will slumber for 30 years until he arises again to eat livers
February 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Having completed his appointed task, Emil Bove returns to a nest made of saliva-slick shreds of the U.S. Constitution and the Department of Justice Manual where he will slumber for 30 years until he arises again to eat livers
Both starting QBs in the next game will dislocate their livers to make the re-Bostoning academic
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Both starting QBs in the next game will dislocate their livers to make the re-Bostoning academic
Whether it’s Pete Hegseth damaging his own liver with massive amounts of gin or Robert F Kennedy Jr. damaging children’s livers with massive amount of vitamin A, both cabinet members have a liver problem.
March 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Whether it’s Pete Hegseth damaging his own liver with massive amounts of gin or Robert F Kennedy Jr. damaging children’s livers with massive amount of vitamin A, both cabinet members have a liver problem.
Be kind to yourself and your livers today as I pour myself a second glass of wine.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Be kind to yourself and your livers today as I pour myself a second glass of wine.
Man, the day he passes away will cause so many people to do irreparable damage to their livers.
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Man, the day he passes away will cause so many people to do irreparable damage to their livers.
They’re worried about other people being allowed to exist, because they have learned that there are livers and diers, and so it is very very very important to establish that they are the livers. And that means establishing die-ers.
September 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
They’re worried about other people being allowed to exist, because they have learned that there are livers and diers, and so it is very very very important to establish that they are the livers. And that means establishing die-ers.
I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again:
Only eat livers
Build a nest out of newspaper and bile
Hibernate for 30 years at a time awaking only to harvest more livers
Only eat livers
Build a nest out of newspaper and bile
Hibernate for 30 years at a time awaking only to harvest more livers
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again:
Only eat livers
Build a nest out of newspaper and bile
Hibernate for 30 years at a time awaking only to harvest more livers
Only eat livers
Build a nest out of newspaper and bile
Hibernate for 30 years at a time awaking only to harvest more livers
I have a joke about Prometheus and it really de-livers.
I had a joke about the Ship of Theseus but it's just not the same anymore
i had an Icarus joke but it didn't land very well
April 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I have a joke about Prometheus and it really de-livers.