the american mind cannot comprehend Londis
July 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
the american mind cannot comprehend Londis
An American werewolf in Londis #RetailMovies
December 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
An American werewolf in Londis #RetailMovies
#LocalShopsInASongOrMovie
🎶Londis Calling🎶
🎶Londis Calling🎶
January 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
#LocalShopsInASongOrMovie
🎶Londis Calling🎶
🎶Londis Calling🎶
🚨🚨🚨 BUYER BEWARE when ordering from Vinted lest you be publicly exposed as a pervert in Londis 📦🤔
June 4, 2026 at 8:09 AM
🚨🚨🚨 BUYER BEWARE when ordering from Vinted lest you be publicly exposed as a pervert in Londis 📦🤔
A £1.33 pack of space raiders from londis can change your life
September 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
A £1.33 pack of space raiders from londis can change your life
An American werewolf in Londis #MakeMoviesSmaller
March 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
An American werewolf in Londis #MakeMoviesSmaller
Awww, all those Americans proudly posting photos of their Thanksgiving Dinners that look to the average Brit like a frozen microwave roast dinner bought from a Londis.
Bless 'em.
Bless 'em.
November 30, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Awww, all those Americans proudly posting photos of their Thanksgiving Dinners that look to the average Brit like a frozen microwave roast dinner bought from a Londis.
Bless 'em.
Bless 'em.
An ad just asked me if I’m ’into fast paced shopping?’. The fuck is that? Roller skating around Gateway? Greasing myself up to slide through Londis at breakneck speed?
September 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
An ad just asked me if I’m ’into fast paced shopping?’. The fuck is that? Roller skating around Gateway? Greasing myself up to slide through Londis at breakneck speed?
Guys this is just giving us more reason to refer to bodegas as the local Londis
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Guys this is just giving us more reason to refer to bodegas as the local Londis
Slurping their lattes (because the londis has a costa machine now), munching their humous (because the londis also sells very nice humous)
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Slurping their lattes (because the londis has a costa machine now), munching their humous (because the londis also sells very nice humous)
Londis cola mixed with mud
March 21, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Londis cola mixed with mud
Tesco just couldn't be a bodega
...But Londis is
...But Londis is
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Tesco just couldn't be a bodega
...But Londis is
...But Londis is
lonsdale underwear but it says londis
May 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
lonsdale underwear but it says londis
October 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
- Do you think this order for Orkney Londis might be a mist-
- PUSH IT THROUGH MARGARET
- PUSH IT THROUGH MARGARET
March 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
- Do you think this order for Orkney Londis might be a mist-
- PUSH IT THROUGH MARGARET
- PUSH IT THROUGH MARGARET
Maybe this was a bad idea but Londis had Creme Eggs for 99p so I got some…
No they are not in date…. Yes I will still eat them…
No they are not in date…. Yes I will still eat them…
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Maybe this was a bad idea but Londis had Creme Eggs for 99p so I got some…
No they are not in date…. Yes I will still eat them…
No they are not in date…. Yes I will still eat them…
‘Last Tango in Londis. Is that anything?’
March 16, 2026 at 9:02 AM
‘Last Tango in Londis. Is that anything?’
Slightly diminish a movie:
Last Tango in Londis
Last Tango in Londis
May 19, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Slightly diminish a movie:
Last Tango in Londis
Last Tango in Londis
Staff at the local store are not allowed to talk about my plans now I've taken it over as they've all signed a Londis closure agreement
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
March 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Staff at the local store are not allowed to talk about my plans now I've taken it over as they've all signed a Londis closure agreement
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
Zaffre Londis-Ceeandé
Umber Timothy-Whites
Ochre Woolworths
August 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Zaffre Londis-Ceeandé
To the dude who called me a F*ggot out side of Londis today, i will have you know that i suck dick better than your wife next to you ever could
June 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
To the dude who called me a F*ggot out side of Londis today, i will have you know that i suck dick better than your wife next to you ever could
It's the kind of music you hear on Londis Radio.
September 20, 2026 at 1:24 PM
It's the kind of music you hear on Londis Radio.
#BrandABook
The Loneliness of the Londis-Store Runner
The Loneliness of the Londis-Store Runner
March 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
#BrandABook
The Loneliness of the Londis-Store Runner
The Loneliness of the Londis-Store Runner
No photo but I lived up to promise and got ice creams/lollies from Londis for everyone attending 😆
June 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
No photo but I lived up to promise and got ice creams/lollies from Londis for everyone attending 😆