Last week was the longest month ever.
January 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Last week was the longest month ever.
Mad respect for Cory Booker.
RECORD: Longest Senate speech in history.
RECORD: Longest Senate speech in history.
April 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Mad respect for Cory Booker.
RECORD: Longest Senate speech in history.
RECORD: Longest Senate speech in history.
BREAKING: SENATOR CORY BOOKER BREAKS RECORD FOR LONGEST SPEECH ON FLOOR OF U.S. SENATE
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
BREAKING: SENATOR CORY BOOKER BREAKS RECORD FOR LONGEST SPEECH ON FLOOR OF U.S. SENATE
January 2025 is rivaling March 2020 as the longest month ever.
January 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
January 2025 is rivaling March 2020 as the longest month ever.
Longest, loudest booing in U.S. history? I’m counting on you, Knicks fans.
May 27, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Longest, loudest booing in U.S. history? I’m counting on you, Knicks fans.
Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest
The longest video game demo ever…
May 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The longest video game demo ever…
Wanted to see if the longest baguette fits on Bluesky.
February 8, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Wanted to see if the longest baguette fits on Bluesky.
Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor
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April 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor
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longest Walf ever recorded
April 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
longest Walf ever recorded
for the longest time burgasaur was the peak of my artistic career
November 25, 2024 at 11:59 AM
for the longest time burgasaur was the peak of my artistic career
Breaking: Cory Booker has officially delivered the longest Senate floor speech in US history, surpassing Strom Thurmond’s filibuster against the Civil Rights Act.
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Breaking: Cory Booker has officially delivered the longest Senate floor speech in US history, surpassing Strom Thurmond’s filibuster against the Civil Rights Act.
The longest red light ever.. 😂
February 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The longest red light ever.. 😂
(longest audio in the world)
June 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
(longest audio in the world)
This year has been the longest decade in a century.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This year has been the longest decade in a century.
POV: the longest escalator in North America is out of service
February 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
POV: the longest escalator in North America is out of service
One of the longest corrections I’ve ever seen. Whoops!
May 6, 2024 at 3:11 PM
One of the longest corrections I’ve ever seen. Whoops!
Elon might beat Strom Thurmond for longest time between posts
it has been two hours since Elon last posted
it has been one hour and twenty minutes since Elon posted
April 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Elon might beat Strom Thurmond for longest time between posts
America is now the world’s longest-running episode of “Jackass: Oval Office Edition.”
October 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
America is now the world’s longest-running episode of “Jackass: Oval Office Edition.”
LONGEST FILIBUSTER IN U.S. SENATE HISTORY! 🔥 @corybooker.com
April 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
LONGEST FILIBUSTER IN U.S. SENATE HISTORY! 🔥 @corybooker.com
Happy Longest Night to all who observe
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Happy Longest Night to all who observe
[pounding fists on the table to emphasize each word] longest night! longest night! longest night!
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
[pounding fists on the table to emphasize each word] longest night! longest night! longest night!
40 minutes. Quite possibly longest ceasefire in modern Russian history
April 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
40 minutes. Quite possibly longest ceasefire in modern Russian history
Happy Longest Night
December 21, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Happy Longest Night