He woke me up at 3am just to call me broke
October 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
He woke me up at 3am just to call me broke
Me coming home from kindergarten
Trump: "The first one is they show you a lion, a bear, a snake, and a giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' I got a perfect score."
October 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Me coming home from kindergarten
me as fuck holy shit lol
October 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
me as fuck holy shit lol
me first! me first! It needed Princesses
October 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
me first! me first! It needed Princesses
Esta mujer ya me tenía ganado, pero ahora me declaro fan incondicional suyo. ❤️
October 20, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Esta mujer ya me tenía ganado, pero ahora me declaro fan incondicional suyo. ❤️
Wield me, use me, shape me
October 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Wield me, use me, shape me
Seems plausible to me.
October 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Seems plausible to me.
October 20, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Hey remember that time you banned me over “wishing ill” to JK Rowling?
no kings includes billionaires who think they’re kings
Meta took down the No Kings instagram; TikTok banned the Musk documentary account for supposedly violating its political posting policies.
A reminder that platforms are owned by the wealthiest of people, control the means of media distribution, & put their thumbs on the democracy scale as they wish
A reminder that platforms are owned by the wealthiest of people, control the means of media distribution, & put their thumbs on the democracy scale as they wish
October 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Hey remember that time you banned me over “wishing ill” to JK Rowling?
Blow me u see the stalls
October 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Blow me u see the stalls
It’s the cowardice that gets me.
Every damn time.
Every damn time.
WELKER: You urged Congress to pass this law in Sen. Graham's memory. Do you agree with President Trump's decision to lift sanctions on Russia?
LANKFORD: He is choosing the American people first is what he's doing
LANKFORD: He is choosing the American people first is what he's doing
October 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It’s the cowardice that gets me.
Every damn time.
Every damn time.
Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?
October 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?
Big AI is spending big against me, because I'm for taking them on.
October 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Big AI is spending big against me, because I'm for taking them on.
Would you hire me?
October 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Would you hire me?
me and twin
October 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
me and twin
Want to fill me up?
October 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Want to fill me up?
In fact, tell me more
October 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
In fact, tell me more
Me, in line to vote looking at all the other women...
October 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Me, in line to vote looking at all the other women...
NO ONE TEXTED ME ABOUT THE CARDI B TINY DESK EVERYONE IS DEAD TO ME
October 19, 2026 at 10:56 PM
NO ONE TEXTED ME ABOUT THE CARDI B TINY DESK EVERYONE IS DEAD TO ME
me getting ready to go to my dumbass big girl job while my husband and cat snuggle in bed without me
October 19, 2026 at 11:09 AM
me getting ready to go to my dumbass big girl job while my husband and cat snuggle in bed without me
Me man told me this was a hot pic so here 😜💪🏻
October 19, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Me man told me this was a hot pic so here 😜💪🏻
No shit. Take me back to THOSE prices.
October 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
No shit. Take me back to THOSE prices.
That's Me by Louie Zong
October 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
That's Me by Louie Zong