Dear fragile MAGA males,
May 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Dear fragile MAGA males,
Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus
April 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus
the alpha males are reminiscing
May 31, 2024 at 12:22 PM
the alpha males are reminiscing
Because the alpha males are alpha-ing.
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Because the alpha males are alpha-ing.
The MAGA alpha males are out here boobmaxxing....
September 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The MAGA alpha males are out here boobmaxxing....
All alpha male content is made by beta males, discuss
January 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
All alpha male content is made by beta males, discuss
Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies
Even though I AM one.....my hatred of straight, white, elderly males grows by the day....
August 24, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Even though I AM one.....my hatred of straight, white, elderly males grows by the day....
Recently learned all the mizutsune you fight are males in heat
April 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Recently learned all the mizutsune you fight are males in heat
Funny how the fearless ‘Alpha’ males are terrified of women’s rights.
January 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Funny how the fearless ‘Alpha’ males are terrified of women’s rights.
Irregular Males In Your Area Need Incredible Perfect Hand Jobs
January 28, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Irregular Males In Your Area Need Incredible Perfect Hand Jobs
But I thought he hated ex males?
February 25, 2024 at 1:28 AM
But I thought he hated ex males?
who knew alpha males were such whiny little bitches?
January 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
who knew alpha males were such whiny little bitches?
White males.
September 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
White males.
Hon, it's not just Christian males. It's males.
September 29, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Hon, it's not just Christian males. It's males.
Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
This business of being ruled by dead white males is becoming disturbingly literal.
July 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
This business of being ruled by dead white males is becoming disturbingly literal.
I think the entire construct of alpha males and beta males is deeply stupid, totally contradictory to the science and a way for stunted men to make sense of the world.
That said it's very funny that every man in Trump world is basically a beta male to Trump.
That said it's very funny that every man in Trump world is basically a beta male to Trump.
March 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I think the entire construct of alpha males and beta males is deeply stupid, totally contradictory to the science and a way for stunted men to make sense of the world.
That said it's very funny that every man in Trump world is basically a beta male to Trump.
That said it's very funny that every man in Trump world is basically a beta male to Trump.
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i’ve had enough high agency males for one day thanks
June 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i’ve had enough high agency males for one day thanks
Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
