Normally I assume a negative customer service interaction in Massachusetts is just the way folks are.
But when I watch you politely, even cheerfully chit chatting with the Masshole in line ahead of me and then I get the cold glare and “are you fucking stupid” tone well…
But when I watch you politely, even cheerfully chit chatting with the Masshole in line ahead of me and then I get the cold glare and “are you fucking stupid” tone well…
October 1, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Normally I assume a negative customer service interaction in Massachusetts is just the way folks are.
But when I watch you politely, even cheerfully chit chatting with the Masshole in line ahead of me and then I get the cold glare and “are you fucking stupid” tone well…
But when I watch you politely, even cheerfully chit chatting with the Masshole in line ahead of me and then I get the cold glare and “are you fucking stupid” tone well…
Normally it’s infuriating to be aggressively tailgated when the car in front of you is going five under the speed limit.
But it’s kinda hilarious when you look in the rear view and realize the insane tailgater is a Masshole Memaw absolutely losing her shit.
But it’s kinda hilarious when you look in the rear view and realize the insane tailgater is a Masshole Memaw absolutely losing her shit.
October 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Normally it’s infuriating to be aggressively tailgated when the car in front of you is going five under the speed limit.
But it’s kinda hilarious when you look in the rear view and realize the insane tailgater is a Masshole Memaw absolutely losing her shit.
But it’s kinda hilarious when you look in the rear view and realize the insane tailgater is a Masshole Memaw absolutely losing her shit.
Which is the same as running the stop sign.
I know these are challenging concepts for the average Masshole who doesn’t yield for shit ever but it’s the law and it’s designed to keep from getting your Mercedes smeared across a quarter mile stretch of asphalt.
I know these are challenging concepts for the average Masshole who doesn’t yield for shit ever but it’s the law and it’s designed to keep from getting your Mercedes smeared across a quarter mile stretch of asphalt.
October 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Which is the same as running the stop sign.
I know these are challenging concepts for the average Masshole who doesn’t yield for shit ever but it’s the law and it’s designed to keep from getting your Mercedes smeared across a quarter mile stretch of asphalt.
I know these are challenging concepts for the average Masshole who doesn’t yield for shit ever but it’s the law and it’s designed to keep from getting your Mercedes smeared across a quarter mile stretch of asphalt.
Every Red Sox reliever looks like some Masshole they pulled from. Townie bar from like Natick or something
October 1, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Every Red Sox reliever looks like some Masshole they pulled from. Townie bar from like Natick or something
Deep Cajun is the only regional dialect I'd be hesitant to translate. Ozark hillbilly? Yooper? Masshole? I gotcha tho
September 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Deep Cajun is the only regional dialect I'd be hesitant to translate. Ozark hillbilly? Yooper? Masshole? I gotcha tho
What's the score? (My masshole is pacing and watching the sox lose).
September 30, 2026 at 2:58 AM
What's the score? (My masshole is pacing and watching the sox lose).
Oh I still hate their Masshole fans. That can never change
September 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Oh I still hate their Masshole fans. That can never change
Excuse me? Cyto is a fahkin Masshole. You're wicked fahkin stupid if you think NYC has the market on rats
September 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Excuse me? Cyto is a fahkin Masshole. You're wicked fahkin stupid if you think NYC has the market on rats
Near Quincy? Keep an eye out for a Masshole jumping in leaf piles
September 30, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Near Quincy? Keep an eye out for a Masshole jumping in leaf piles
In case anyone is wondering, Cam Schlittler’s Masshole card was revoked the day he signed with the Yankees. We disown him.
September 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
In case anyone is wondering, Cam Schlittler’s Masshole card was revoked the day he signed with the Yankees. We disown him.
I tried that dialect quiz (mydialect.us/quiz-standar...)
Despite living in Maine for decades, I still skew Masshole.
I suspect it's only partly how I say certain words, but words I choose.
Despite living in Maine for decades, I still skew Masshole.
I suspect it's only partly how I say certain words, but words I choose.
September 30, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I tried that dialect quiz (mydialect.us/quiz-standar...)
Despite living in Maine for decades, I still skew Masshole.
I suspect it's only partly how I say certain words, but words I choose.
Despite living in Maine for decades, I still skew Masshole.
I suspect it's only partly how I say certain words, but words I choose.
Apologies to those who are about to discover I am indeed a native born Masshole Red Sox fan.
MLB Wildcard Sox/Yanks game 1 posting begins… now.
MLB Wildcard Sox/Yanks game 1 posting begins… now.
September 30, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Apologies to those who are about to discover I am indeed a native born Masshole Red Sox fan.
MLB Wildcard Sox/Yanks game 1 posting begins… now.
MLB Wildcard Sox/Yanks game 1 posting begins… now.
Are we going to end up seeing regional driving programs, for lack of a better phrase? Like, in the Boston metro area it drives like a Masshole. In Florida it drives like a native Floridian. Etc.
September 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Are we going to end up seeing regional driving programs, for lack of a better phrase? Like, in the Boston metro area it drives like a Masshole. In Florida it drives like a native Floridian. Etc.
Jimmy Kimmel opened night one of his Brooklyn residency by kicking ‘Masshole’ Matt Damon out of the theater — only for his longtime nemesis to bite back with a brutal mom joke.
Jimmy Kimmel orders security to remove Matt Damon from Brooklyn show: ‘Remove this Masshole from the theater’
Jimmy Kimmel opened night one of his Brooklyn residency by kicking ‘Masshole’ Matt Damon out of the theater — only for his longtime nemesis to bite back with a brutal mom joke.
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September 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Jimmy Kimmel opened night one of his Brooklyn residency by kicking ‘Masshole’ Matt Damon out of the theater — only for his longtime nemesis to bite back with a brutal mom joke.
Jimmy Kimmel Kicks Longtime ‘Rival’ Matt Damon Out of His Brooklyn Show: ‘Please Remove This Masshole’
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Jimmy Kimmel Kicks Longtime ‘Rival’ Matt Damon Out of His Brooklyn Show: ‘Please Remove This Masshole’ - Headline Society
**Kimmel and Damon: A Comedic Rivalry Reignited in Brooklyn** Jimmy Kimmel’s ongoing comedic rivalry with Matt Damon was
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September 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Jimmy Kimmel Kicks Longtime ‘Rival’ Matt Damon Out of His Brooklyn Show: ‘Please Remove This Masshole’
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Chris P seems like a pretty decent guy, and well suited to purple New Hampshire. I guess that's high praise from a masshole like me.
September 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Chris P seems like a pretty decent guy, and well suited to purple New Hampshire. I guess that's high praise from a masshole like me.
As a former Masshole I laughed as soon as I saw it was Greenfield cause of COURSE it was
September 28, 2026 at 3:24 PM
As a former Masshole I laughed as soon as I saw it was Greenfield cause of COURSE it was
Sometimes I worry that the Masshole families I write in my novels are too dysfunctional to be believable, and then I get a text from home.
September 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Sometimes I worry that the Masshole families I write in my novels are too dysfunctional to be believable, and then I get a text from home.
IT'S THE MASSHOLE MASSACRE IN DUVAL
September 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM
IT'S THE MASSHOLE MASSACRE IN DUVAL
If any of my #garba rant sounds harsh, listen here - I am a Masshole who doesn't care about your feelings. I am also an Amdavadi at heart, who easily out garbas my Barodian husband every single time we go out.
That means I have Garba in my blood and I have no patience for your shit.
That means I have Garba in my blood and I have no patience for your shit.
September 27, 2026 at 7:16 AM
If any of my #garba rant sounds harsh, listen here - I am a Masshole who doesn't care about your feelings. I am also an Amdavadi at heart, who easily out garbas my Barodian husband every single time we go out.
That means I have Garba in my blood and I have no patience for your shit.
That means I have Garba in my blood and I have no patience for your shit.
A masshole of arseholes? I was thinking something like a ‘dunny’ or perhaps an ‘shithouse’ or ‘crap’?
September 27, 2026 at 6:47 AM
A masshole of arseholes? I was thinking something like a ‘dunny’ or perhaps an ‘shithouse’ or ‘crap’?
Masshole? (Can’t take credit. I asked my web browser)
September 27, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Masshole? (Can’t take credit. I asked my web browser)
Another thing showed up today.
A year ago this caught my eye, since--after Minneapolis--Boston is my second favorite American city.
A year ago this caught my eye, since--after Minneapolis--Boston is my second favorite American city.
September 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Another thing showed up today.
A year ago this caught my eye, since--after Minneapolis--Boston is my second favorite American city.
A year ago this caught my eye, since--after Minneapolis--Boston is my second favorite American city.
r there ANY masshole furries that don't live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere that's 5 hours away please anypaw in plymouth county bro
September 26, 2026 at 10:03 PM
r there ANY masshole furries that don't live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere that's 5 hours away please anypaw in plymouth county bro