*in my very best Masshole voice*
FACK YOU, ASSHOLES
FACK YOU, ASSHOLES
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
August 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
*in my very best Masshole voice*
FACK YOU, ASSHOLES
FACK YOU, ASSHOLES
Jake is a Masshole in the best way.
April 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Jake is a Masshole in the best way.
As a Masshole, it pains me to say this but the occasion merits it
Good job New York City
Good job New York City
June 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
As a Masshole, it pains me to say this but the occasion merits it
Good job New York City
Good job New York City
Masshole Ally is the vibe of 2025
March 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Masshole Ally is the vibe of 2025
I’m so happy to see Vermonters treating him like a Masshole
and I say this as a Masshole
and I say this as a Masshole
March 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m so happy to see Vermonters treating him like a Masshole
and I say this as a Masshole
and I say this as a Masshole
share your art and your nationality!
Masshole pride! 🍀🧢⭐
Masshole pride! 🍀🧢⭐
March 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
share your art and your nationality!
Masshole pride! 🍀🧢⭐
Masshole pride! 🍀🧢⭐
you know social media isn't what it was a decade ago because back then The Masshole Meteor gimmick account would already have 30,000 followers
Wow, boom shook my windows a little while ago -- turns out it was a meteor that came in roughly by the South Shore of Massachusetts. www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
Meteor explodes off Massachusetts coast, causing loud boom, meteorologist confirms
A meteor exploded off the coast of Massachusetts, causing a loud boom to be heard throughout the state Saturday afternoon, according to WBZ-TV Chief Meteorologist Eric Fisher.
www.cbsnews.com
May 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
you know social media isn't what it was a decade ago because back then The Masshole Meteor gimmick account would already have 30,000 followers
Masshole for the win! Love this!
January 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Masshole for the win! Love this!
At least in the summertime you could try to pass for a random Masshole
January 27, 2026 at 1:04 AM
At least in the summertime you could try to pass for a random Masshole
a Masshole Joe Rogan could heal the nation
May 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
a Masshole Joe Rogan could heal the nation
It’s a perfect masshole accent. Masshole for good is a proud tradition.
Cops: Hi Jake. How are you?
Jake: Good, man. How are you doing
Cop: Good. Hanging in there.
Jake: You guys still protecting pedophiles like feely?
Yeah their you go
Have a great day.
Cop: unintelligible
Jake: Fuck you.
(Jake has a very Massachusetts accent)
Jake: Good, man. How are you doing
Cop: Good. Hanging in there.
Jake: You guys still protecting pedophiles like feely?
Yeah their you go
Have a great day.
Cop: unintelligible
Jake: Fuck you.
(Jake has a very Massachusetts accent)
April 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It’s a perfect masshole accent. Masshole for good is a proud tradition.
now that's a masshole worthy of the name
yesterday i saw someone throw a FRESH cup of coffee at a passing cybertruck.
like pulled out of the dunkin’ donuts, stopped at a light next to it, threw the cup, and hit a u-turn to get back into the drive thru 😭😭😭😭😭
like pulled out of the dunkin’ donuts, stopped at a light next to it, threw the cup, and hit a u-turn to get back into the drive thru 😭😭😭😭😭
March 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
now that's a masshole worthy of the name
I’m a born and raised Masshole, but I have found many of my people in Rhode Island
The first guy is an absolute legend. Remembers when Bravo was all about classic film and broadcast the opera. Why do I feel like he’s buddies with @radiofreetom.bsky.social
I wonder if he’s upset that you can’t get safari clothes at Banana Republic
I wonder if he’s upset that you can’t get safari clothes at Banana Republic
April 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I’m a born and raised Masshole, but I have found many of my people in Rhode Island
September 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
queer western masshole advice—so much pain/discourse could have been avoided by refusing to read a story about events in Greenfield as reported by the Boston Globe
September 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
queer western masshole advice—so much pain/discourse could have been avoided by refusing to read a story about events in Greenfield as reported by the Boston Globe
Masshole behavior (laudatory)
May 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Masshole behavior (laudatory)
In case you've never seen a Masshole before
January 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
In case you've never seen a Masshole before
Normal Masshole Behavior (laudetory)
I was sitting in a coffee shop today, and someone came in complaining to the barista about how cold it is. and then proceeded to order an iced latte
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Normal Masshole Behavior (laudetory)
LOL. Someone hasn't reckoned with The Masshole Factor.
Homan: "The police commission of Boston -- you said you doubled down on not helping the law enforcement office of ICE. I'm coming to Boston. I'm bringing hell with me."
February 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
LOL. Someone hasn't reckoned with The Masshole Factor.
The Zohran "aunt" thing is the funniest hatchetjob of all time. There was a prominent person in my childhood named Uncle Bonehead who was just a friend of my uncle. To this day I have no idea what his actual name was. This nomenclature is not unusual in my culture (recovered alcoholic Masshole).
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Zohran "aunt" thing is the funniest hatchetjob of all time. There was a prominent person in my childhood named Uncle Bonehead who was just a friend of my uncle. To this day I have no idea what his actual name was. This nomenclature is not unusual in my culture (recovered alcoholic Masshole).
Once a Masshole, always a Masshole. And one thing you learn as a Masshole (even one with a proud NYer for a mom) is that THE YANKEES SUCK
April 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Once a Masshole, always a Masshole. And one thing you learn as a Masshole (even one with a proud NYer for a mom) is that THE YANKEES SUCK
once again wishing my football related nervous system defaulted to “insufferable arrogant Masshole” rather than “nervous breakdown” for Pats playoff games
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
once again wishing my football related nervous system defaulted to “insufferable arrogant Masshole” rather than “nervous breakdown” for Pats playoff games
Best kind of Masshole:
April 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Best kind of Masshole:
dunkin masshole chaser who asks to see your bonus donut hole
August 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
dunkin masshole chaser who asks to see your bonus donut hole