four types of private schools in america:
1) catholic schools for racists
2) nondenom schools that dont teach you science
3) hippie schools that dont teach you to read, inexplicably 87% matriculation @ top 20 colleges
4) hogwarts, costs 55k/yr, explicably 99% matriculation @ top 20 colleges
1) catholic schools for racists
2) nondenom schools that dont teach you science
3) hippie schools that dont teach you to read, inexplicably 87% matriculation @ top 20 colleges
4) hogwarts, costs 55k/yr, explicably 99% matriculation @ top 20 colleges
Having gone to a really shitty private school is so funny. People hear “private school” and rightly think my parents were well off but instead of playing lacrosse or whatever I was learning young earth creationism from a Russian antisemite in portables outside a church
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
four types of private schools in america:
1) catholic schools for racists
2) nondenom schools that dont teach you science
3) hippie schools that dont teach you to read, inexplicably 87% matriculation @ top 20 colleges
4) hogwarts, costs 55k/yr, explicably 99% matriculation @ top 20 colleges
1) catholic schools for racists
2) nondenom schools that dont teach you science
3) hippie schools that dont teach you to read, inexplicably 87% matriculation @ top 20 colleges
4) hogwarts, costs 55k/yr, explicably 99% matriculation @ top 20 colleges
At the same time their elites insist their car dealership heirs are all entitled to Ivy league matriculation.
January 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
At the same time their elites insist their car dealership heirs are all entitled to Ivy league matriculation.
100% acceptance AND matriculation rate
February 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
100% acceptance AND matriculation rate
August 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
made a bed bug joke in a text to a friend but my phone autocorrected it to ged bug, so congrats on your matriculation, little dude
June 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
made a bed bug joke in a text to a friend but my phone autocorrected it to ged bug, so congrats on your matriculation, little dude
Matriculation Moratorium.
March 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Matriculation Moratorium.
Post you from a different era
1983, my University of Glasgow matriculation card.
1983, my University of Glasgow matriculation card.
November 20, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Post you from a different era
1983, my University of Glasgow matriculation card.
1983, my University of Glasgow matriculation card.
Thirty years a geographer.
September 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Thirty years a geographer.
Matriculation sounds painful
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Matriculation sounds painful
December 26, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Premature matriculation?
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration is abandoning the accelerated training program it used to quickly deploy thousands of new ICE agents.
Trump administration axes fast-track training for new ICE recruits
The Department of Homeland Security is overhauling its training program for immigration agents, including restoring training that had been shortened amid a rush to put agents on the street.
www.politico.com
May 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Premature matriculation?
TFW your articulation become matriculation at the school of success.
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
TFW your articulation become matriculation at the school of success.
Here's a matriculation exam in history containing questions about the Bund, which took me all but 2ms of google search to find.
You cannot get a high school diploma without passing all the matriculation exams.
You cannot get a high school diploma without passing all the matriculation exams.
April 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Here's a matriculation exam in history containing questions about the Bund, which took me all but 2ms of google search to find.
You cannot get a high school diploma without passing all the matriculation exams.
You cannot get a high school diploma without passing all the matriculation exams.
The University of Chicago Economics department should have had its matriculation gates guarded by thousands of hungry monsters like Naomi Novik's scholomance books
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The University of Chicago Economics department should have had its matriculation gates guarded by thousands of hungry monsters like Naomi Novik's scholomance books
Automatic Prevent referral at matriculation
April 27, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Automatic Prevent referral at matriculation
California has great community colleges plus matriculation agreements with every UC and Cal State U. This pressure is completely synthetic and these parents need a clue.
November 28, 2023 at 1:19 AM
California has great community colleges plus matriculation agreements with every UC and Cal State U. This pressure is completely synthetic and these parents need a clue.
Fiona's school is trying to make things work with their corporate sponsors so I can actually afford to fly with her and attend her matriculation ceremony this summer everyone think "Please don't be evil" thoughts at American Airlines and Marriott
February 28, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Fiona's school is trying to make things work with their corporate sponsors so I can actually afford to fly with her and attend her matriculation ceremony this summer everyone think "Please don't be evil" thoughts at American Airlines and Marriott
Some anecdotal consequences from school today: 2 seniors told me they were withdrawing their applications to public schools and HBCUs in Texas and Louisiana and focusing on staying in California for college.
I wonder what national trends will be for college applications and matriculation.
I wonder what national trends will be for college applications and matriculation.
November 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Some anecdotal consequences from school today: 2 seniors told me they were withdrawing their applications to public schools and HBCUs in Texas and Louisiana and focusing on staying in California for college.
I wonder what national trends will be for college applications and matriculation.
I wonder what national trends will be for college applications and matriculation.
Formerly top rated schools capitulating to Trump is going to have a very interesting effect on the matriculation of top students. As a parent it would very much alter my advice to my children.
July 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Formerly top rated schools capitulating to Trump is going to have a very interesting effect on the matriculation of top students. As a parent it would very much alter my advice to my children.
As of today, I am officially a university student by all definitions
Well i have been one for some time now, and also semester for me started yesterday, BUT today we had an matriculation ceremony, so...now it's official from ceremonial point of view aswell 😅
Well i have been one for some time now, and also semester for me started yesterday, BUT today we had an matriculation ceremony, so...now it's official from ceremonial point of view aswell 😅
I am back, lads!
Also...semester for me starts tomorrow, nieeeeee
Welp, new chapter of my life
Also...semester for me starts tomorrow, nieeeeee
Welp, new chapter of my life
September 22, 2026 at 9:32 AM
As of today, I am officially a university student by all definitions
Well i have been one for some time now, and also semester for me started yesterday, BUT today we had an matriculation ceremony, so...now it's official from ceremonial point of view aswell 😅
Well i have been one for some time now, and also semester for me started yesterday, BUT today we had an matriculation ceremony, so...now it's official from ceremonial point of view aswell 😅
My second-best headshot is only second-best because it is clearly a matriculation portrait and I look too formal.
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My second-best headshot is only second-best because it is clearly a matriculation portrait and I look too formal.
Matriculation is the formal admission of a student to membership of the University.
Our Archives and Manuscripts team have written a brief history of matriculation for their latest blog post! 👇
blogs.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/archivesandm...
Our Archives and Manuscripts team have written a brief history of matriculation for their latest blog post! 👇
blogs.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/archivesandm...
‘On the roll’: a brief history of matriculation
It’s that time of year again when a new cohort of undergraduates arrives in Oxford to matriculate at the University. Matriculation is the formal admission of a student to membership of the Universi�...
blogs.bodleian.ox.ac.uk
October 17, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Matriculation is the formal admission of a student to membership of the University.
Our Archives and Manuscripts team have written a brief history of matriculation for their latest blog post! 👇
blogs.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/archivesandm...
Our Archives and Manuscripts team have written a brief history of matriculation for their latest blog post! 👇
blogs.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/archivesandm...
