October 26, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Menelaus:
Oh no why are people liking my old tweets about Helen. What happened
February 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Menelaus:
Menelaus Blue Morpho (Morpho menelaus) is one of 30 species in the subfamily Morphinae. Its wingspan is about 12 cm (4.7 in), and its dorsal forewings and hindwings are a bright, iridescent blue with black edges, while the ventral surfaces are brown. #menelaus #blue #morpho #butterfly #butterflies
September 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Menelaus Blue Morpho (Morpho menelaus) is one of 30 species in the subfamily Morphinae. Its wingspan is about 12 cm (4.7 in), and its dorsal forewings and hindwings are a bright, iridescent blue with black edges, while the ventral surfaces are brown. #menelaus #blue #morpho #butterfly #butterflies
this is a subtweet of Menelaus and Agamemnon’s resource management and managerial skills
February 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
this is a subtweet of Menelaus and Agamemnon’s resource management and managerial skills
Menelaus: I been hacked. all my wife gone. please help me.
Why didn't Odysseus simply secure a mutually beneficial exchange with the Trojans through the blockchain? Was he stupid?
September 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Menelaus: I been hacked. all my wife gone. please help me.
Helen and Menelaus
September 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Helen and Menelaus
Menelaus this. Menelaus that.
When will men uh lay us the foundation of an healthy, monogamous relationship, am I right?
When will men uh lay us the foundation of an healthy, monogamous relationship, am I right?
July 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Menelaus this. Menelaus that.
When will men uh lay us the foundation of an healthy, monogamous relationship, am I right?
When will men uh lay us the foundation of an healthy, monogamous relationship, am I right?
Menelaus: ok, sure, he massacred thousands, but who hasn’t done crazy things when they’re in love?
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Menelaus: ok, sure, he massacred thousands, but who hasn’t done crazy things when they’re in love?
I'll draw Menelaus later
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'll draw Menelaus later
Menelaus wouldn’t have lost Helen if she’d been an NFT.
September 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Menelaus wouldn’t have lost Helen if she’d been an NFT.
King Menelaus:
i love the tiny boats!
July 26, 2024 at 6:40 PM
King Menelaus:
king menelaus: good morning helen my wife
helen: hello menelaus
helen: hello menelaus
July 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
king menelaus: good morning helen my wife
helen: hello menelaus
helen: hello menelaus
The Troy Saga ys so ripe for interpretacioun by cause it hath Menelaus
August 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The Troy Saga ys so ripe for interpretacioun by cause it hath Menelaus
There's so Menelaus to this.
May 31, 2026 at 1:37 PM
There's so Menelaus to this.
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally.
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
May 30, 2026 at 11:08 PM
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally.
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
menelaus literally does sound like this in the movie
July 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
menelaus literally does sound like this in the movie
If Menelaus had taken testosterone injections, maybe he wouldn't have been such a beta cuck that his wife wanted to leave him.
July 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If Menelaus had taken testosterone injections, maybe he wouldn't have been such a beta cuck that his wife wanted to leave him.
The Troy Saga ys so ripe for interpretacioun by cause it hath Menelaus
August 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The Troy Saga ys so ripe for interpretacioun by cause it hath Menelaus
Menelaus, her HUSBAND, is King of Sparta BECAUSE HE IS MARRIED TO HELEN.
So Menelaus goes whining to his brother, Agamemnon, who rallies the troops and leads them to Troy (lots of shit there).
FOR HONOR!!!!
And uh, also, uh...to retain power.
So Menelaus goes whining to his brother, Agamemnon, who rallies the troops and leads them to Troy (lots of shit there).
FOR HONOR!!!!
And uh, also, uh...to retain power.
May 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Menelaus, her HUSBAND, is King of Sparta BECAUSE HE IS MARRIED TO HELEN.
So Menelaus goes whining to his brother, Agamemnon, who rallies the troops and leads them to Troy (lots of shit there).
FOR HONOR!!!!
And uh, also, uh...to retain power.
So Menelaus goes whining to his brother, Agamemnon, who rallies the troops and leads them to Troy (lots of shit there).
FOR HONOR!!!!
And uh, also, uh...to retain power.
Enjoyed the Odyssey but mostly I'm just happy that's millions more people will know about Circe, Menelaus, Scylla and Charybidis....
August 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Enjoyed the Odyssey but mostly I'm just happy that's millions more people will know about Circe, Menelaus, Scylla and Charybidis....
The Troy Saga ys so ripe for interpretacioun by cause it hath Menelaus.
August 11, 2026 at 7:23 AM
The Troy Saga ys so ripe for interpretacioun by cause it hath Menelaus.
Lil Mharnii and Menelaus wip.
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lil Mharnii and Menelaus wip.