Got balsamic vinegar in a paper cut.
#MiddleClassInjuries
#MiddleClassInjuries
October 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Got balsamic vinegar in a paper cut.
#MiddleClassInjuries
#MiddleClassInjuries
Shit. Broke my dodgy tooth on a pine nut #MiddleClassInjuries 🤦♀️
June 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Shit. Broke my dodgy tooth on a pine nut #MiddleClassInjuries 🤦♀️
I once crushed the end of my finger in John Lewis when I didn't properly assess the weight of a massive Le Creuset pot
#Middleclassinjuries
#Middleclassinjuries
Bugger! I think my most middle class injury was slicing my finger on a double-walled Bodum coffee glass that slipped out of my hand and broke while I was washing it up. #MiddleClassInjuries
June 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I once crushed the end of my finger in John Lewis when I didn't properly assess the weight of a massive Le Creuset pot
#Middleclassinjuries
#Middleclassinjuries
Bugger! I think my most middle class injury was slicing my finger on a double-walled Bodum coffee glass that slipped out of my hand and broke while I was washing it up. #MiddleClassInjuries
June 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Bugger! I think my most middle class injury was slicing my finger on a double-walled Bodum coffee glass that slipped out of my hand and broke while I was washing it up. #MiddleClassInjuries
@greg_jenner scalded myself draining quinoa #middleclassinjuries
November 23, 2024 at 6:14 AM
@greg_jenner scalded myself draining quinoa #middleclassinjuries
Shit. Broke my dodgy tooth on a pine nut #middleclassinjuries 🤦♀️
June 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Shit. Broke my dodgy tooth on a pine nut #middleclassinjuries 🤦♀️
@woodo79 shades of @greg_jenner 's #middleclassinjuries
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 PM
@woodo79 shades of @greg_jenner 's #middleclassinjuries
To go with my baking machine burn, husband has just cut himself on the crust of the loaf he baked last night. #middleclassinjuries
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 AM
To go with my baking machine burn, husband has just cut himself on the crust of the loaf he baked last night. #middleclassinjuries