They gave me the Midwestern Mom hormones
September 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
They gave me the Midwestern Mom hormones
OPE! let me squeeze right past ya... MIDWESTERN RAT!
October 18, 2024 at 12:13 AM
OPE! let me squeeze right past ya... MIDWESTERN RAT!
Midwestern Excellence.
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Midwestern Excellence.
TFW when your 82-year-old Midwestern dad can’t take your call because he’s too busy organzing against ICE.
May 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
TFW when your 82-year-old Midwestern dad can’t take your call because he’s too busy organzing against ICE.
Transitioning in your 30s is funny. The universe has conspired to make me look like Midwestern Lesbian mom.
October 18, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Transitioning in your 30s is funny. The universe has conspired to make me look like Midwestern Lesbian mom.
And another thing…the Farm Bureau is a huge insurance company not a group of Midwestern farmers.
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
And another thing…the Farm Bureau is a huge insurance company not a group of Midwestern farmers.
midwestern college towns are *fucked*
Exclusive: New student visa interviews are on pause as Trump’s admin weighs requiring foreign students applying in the U.S. to undergo social media vetting.
Trump team orders stop to new student visa interviews, as it weighs expanding social media vetting
The directive came in a Tuesday cable obtained by POLITICO.
www.politico.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
midwestern college towns are *fucked*
i smell like a midwestern farmer
October 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i smell like a midwestern farmer
The poetry of the Midwestern patois
Walz: "Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit" (via Acyn)
October 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
The poetry of the Midwestern patois
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔏𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔬𝔤𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔗𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔡𝔬 𝔄𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔶
𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴
𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴
September 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔏𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔬𝔤𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔗𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔡𝔬 𝔄𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔶
𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴
𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴
Midwestern Pope??? An OPE POPE??
May 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Midwestern Pope??? An OPE POPE??
My midwestern love language is push-brooming the van for the morning commute.
February 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My midwestern love language is push-brooming the van for the morning commute.
Back in the UK. This place sucks. They don't even have Midwestern women here
September 24, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Back in the UK. This place sucks. They don't even have Midwestern women here
Is it bear face or is it the midwestern “hello” face?
August 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Is it bear face or is it the midwestern “hello” face?
In times like these, we need to lead with our Midwestern values — hard work, decency, and people being good to each other.
September 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
In times like these, we need to lead with our Midwestern values — hard work, decency, and people being good to each other.
Midwestern Pope.
Casserole Pope.
Just gonna scooch right past ya there Pope.
Casserole Pope.
Just gonna scooch right past ya there Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Midwestern Pope.
Casserole Pope.
Just gonna scooch right past ya there Pope.
Casserole Pope.
Just gonna scooch right past ya there Pope.
Made a nice midwestern tater tot casserole. Come on over if you’re hungry.
January 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Made a nice midwestern tater tot casserole. Come on over if you’re hungry.
evil midwestern woman save me
June 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
evil midwestern woman save me
(this is me, I am the Midwestern Angelrat)
July 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(this is me, I am the Midwestern Angelrat)
There is nothing like shopping at Kohl’s with a midwestern mother who has coupons.
March 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There is nothing like shopping at Kohl’s with a midwestern mother who has coupons.
In This Midwestern Diner, Americans Are Hurting and Blaming Biden
Can’t wait for the NYT pieces on befuddled Midwestern factory workers and farmers fretting over the price of groceries, cars and gas and worrying about their credit card bills and mortgages when the Fed either halts rate cuts or even raises them again. How could they have known? No one warned them!
February 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In This Midwestern Diner, Americans Are Hurting and Blaming Biden
Midwestern hospitality can NOT be overstated.
July 28, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Midwestern hospitality can NOT be overstated.
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
Gwen and I join Minnesotans in congratulating His Holiness Pope Leo XIV, the first American Pope!
May his papacy bring peace, compassion, and our shared Midwestern value of loving thy neighbor.
May his papacy bring peace, compassion, and our shared Midwestern value of loving thy neighbor.
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Gwen and I join Minnesotans in congratulating His Holiness Pope Leo XIV, the first American Pope!
May his papacy bring peace, compassion, and our shared Midwestern value of loving thy neighbor.
May his papacy bring peace, compassion, and our shared Midwestern value of loving thy neighbor.
In the original thread someone pointed out that Tim Walz just sounds like a midwestern dad, and YES. He is not THE NATIONAL NORMAL, he is just a midwestern dad! Let him be a midwestern dad!
August 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In the original thread someone pointed out that Tim Walz just sounds like a midwestern dad, and YES. He is not THE NATIONAL NORMAL, he is just a midwestern dad! Let him be a midwestern dad!