Hell hath no fury like a nice midwesterner scorned.
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hell hath no fury like a nice midwesterner scorned.
For Halloween I’m dressing up as a Midwesterner.
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
For Halloween I’m dressing up as a Midwesterner.
you can’t call yourself a midwesterner if you aren’t watching this bears packers game right now.
December 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
you can’t call yourself a midwesterner if you aren’t watching this bears packers game right now.
Mario Kart World is the only game that understands the deeply held Midwesterner desire to drive around aimlessly for hours as a green dinosaur
August 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Mario Kart World is the only game that understands the deeply held Midwesterner desire to drive around aimlessly for hours as a green dinosaur
I’m a Midwesterner. Even more? I’m rural. Even more than that? I’m a Democrat.
Long story short, I ain’t scared of shit.
Long story short, I ain’t scared of shit.
March 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m a Midwesterner. Even more? I’m rural. Even more than that? I’m a Democrat.
Long story short, I ain’t scared of shit.
Long story short, I ain’t scared of shit.
Being a crotchety Midwesterner allergic to hype confines to pay dividends...
January 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Being a crotchety Midwesterner allergic to hype confines to pay dividends...
Midwesterner writing porn: ope, lemme just scooch right into ya
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Midwesterner writing porn: ope, lemme just scooch right into ya
Favorite subtle dunk on Schmitt was Klobuchar noting that as a (proper) midwesterner she knows her basketball.
September 29, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Favorite subtle dunk on Schmitt was Klobuchar noting that as a (proper) midwesterner she knows her basketball.
As a midwesterner, I always find it exciting to take the subway! SDNY, here I come!
June 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
As a midwesterner, I always find it exciting to take the subway! SDNY, here I come!
Which Amy Klobuchar kind of pointed out to him. She's a Midwesterner.
September 29, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Which Amy Klobuchar kind of pointed out to him. She's a Midwesterner.
Sending my best to a true public servant and fellow Midwesterner, Governor Tony Evers, on his announced retirement. I saw up close his commitment to doing the right thing for Wisconsinites - and countless lives are better today because he stepped up to serve.
July 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sending my best to a true public servant and fellow Midwesterner, Governor Tony Evers, on his announced retirement. I saw up close his commitment to doing the right thing for Wisconsinites - and countless lives are better today because he stepped up to serve.
Superman is a horrible example for today’s young people (midwesterner who moved for a newspaper job)
July 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Superman is a horrible example for today’s young people (midwesterner who moved for a newspaper job)
So basically be the value obsessed Midwesterner 😅
March 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So basically be the value obsessed Midwesterner 😅
if you don't use ranch as lube are you even a real midwesterner
September 29, 2026 at 11:51 AM
if you don't use ranch as lube are you even a real midwesterner
never upset a midwesterner
they do not break us. they break upon us.
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
never upset a midwesterner
A Midwesterner city is under federal occupation
This is Minneapolis:
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
January 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
A Midwesterner city is under federal occupation
I'll be talking with Reverend Dr. Barber and @wilsonhartgrove.bsky.social over on Substack Live later today. Tune in at 1pm ET.
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Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
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June 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'll be talking with Reverend Dr. Barber and @wilsonhartgrove.bsky.social over on Substack Live later today. Tune in at 1pm ET.
*sighs in Midwesterner who moved to Portland*
January 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
*sighs in Midwesterner who moved to Portland*
"can Walz speak to the average (white) Midwesterner? At this elite DC dinner party, doubts abound"
August 6, 2024 at 11:18 PM
"can Walz speak to the average (white) Midwesterner? At this elite DC dinner party, doubts abound"
apparently "cunt" is only as inflammatory as a Midwesterner saying "buddy" so i can't quite clock these things
August 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
apparently "cunt" is only as inflammatory as a Midwesterner saying "buddy" so i can't quite clock these things
A MIDWESTERNER who happened to be a woman.
September 30, 2026 at 11:02 AM
A MIDWESTERNER who happened to be a woman.
Ramon Mendoza, "a former Mexican Mafia member", speaks like a midwesterner???
October 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Ramon Mendoza, "a former Mexican Mafia member", speaks like a midwesterner???
(midwesterner)
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April 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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