J.R.R. Tolkien spent 60 years creating Minionese
September 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
J.R.R. Tolkien spent 60 years creating Minionese
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
June 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
chiseling a new rosetta stone that translates simlish into minionese
July 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
chiseling a new rosetta stone that translates simlish into minionese
Ya know, most people from other countries grow up learning both their native language and Minionese
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
June 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Ya know, most people from other countries grow up learning both their native language and Minionese
There's a village in Argentina where they still speak Minionese
February 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
There's a village in Argentina where they still speak Minionese
Fresh off a colonoscopy I ate Wendy’s Minions & Monsters meal and I reviewed it the only way that felt appropriate: I wrote it in Minionese.
I Ate Wendy’s ‘Minions & Monsters’ Menu, And I Reviewed It in Minionese
(Beware: The review is written entirely in Minionese.)
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July 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Fresh off a colonoscopy I ate Wendy’s Minions & Monsters meal and I reviewed it the only way that felt appropriate: I wrote it in Minionese.
Imagining his method ass at the craft table and he’ll only converse with the crew in Minionese while he’s on set
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Imagining his method ass at the craft table and he’ll only converse with the crew in Minionese while he’s on set
Yayo got me speakin minionese
November 29, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Yayo got me speakin minionese
🎶 And I'm learning Minionese, says Werner von Braun
July 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
🎶 And I'm learning Minionese, says Werner von Braun
white boy orders in perfect minionese
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
white boy orders in perfect minionese
Mum got me. I don’t speak Minionese but I knew the tune. It’s Jingle Bells my favourite Christmas Carol🐾
#tinkerbellthepomchi #tatertotsquad #dogsofbluesky #pomchi
#tinkerbellthepomchi #tatertotsquad #dogsofbluesky #pomchi
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Mum got me. I don’t speak Minionese but I knew the tune. It’s Jingle Bells my favourite Christmas Carol🐾
#tinkerbellthepomchi #tatertotsquad #dogsofbluesky #pomchi
#tinkerbellthepomchi #tatertotsquad #dogsofbluesky #pomchi
Book 9 - where they meet the one-eyed Minion for the first time - is so much better in the original Minionese
July 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Book 9 - where they meet the one-eyed Minion for the first time - is so much better in the original Minionese
Nothing...not a single thing on this planet or in heaven above could make me unmute this video
June 29, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Nothing...not a single thing on this planet or in heaven above could make me unmute this video
Me, trying to text Minionese to a friend: Bello! Bee-do!
Auto-Correct: Hello! Beat off!
Auto-Correct: Hello! Beat off!
July 22, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Me, trying to text Minionese to a friend: Bello! Bee-do!
Auto-Correct: Hello! Beat off!
Auto-Correct: Hello! Beat off!
You have never experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original MInionese
June 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You have never experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original MInionese
It’s interesting, isn’t it, given minions long history with man, that there are no attested Minionese words in the Viet or Thai vocabulary, but you do see them in Tagalog
July 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
It’s interesting, isn’t it, given minions long history with man, that there are no attested Minionese words in the Viet or Thai vocabulary, but you do see them in Tagalog
More movies should have a 15 minute sequence that is completely in Minionese
June 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
More movies should have a 15 minute sequence that is completely in Minionese
I'm now watching Despicable Me 4 because I figure that's got to be something easier on the mind than considering the future. I mean, the subtitles say 'speaking Minionese'. That's something.
November 6, 2024 at 11:14 AM
I'm now watching Despicable Me 4 because I figure that's got to be something easier on the mind than considering the future. I mean, the subtitles say 'speaking Minionese'. That's something.
White Boy Enters Universal Studios, Orders Banana In Perfect Minionese Shocking Patrons And Staff
February 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
White Boy Enters Universal Studios, Orders Banana In Perfect Minionese Shocking Patrons And Staff
Does anyone out there learn minionese in the way that people learn klingon
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Does anyone out there learn minionese in the way that people learn klingon
just saw a really disturbing statistic: over a third of Americans didn’t read a single book written in Minionese last year
August 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
just saw a really disturbing statistic: over a third of Americans didn’t read a single book written in Minionese last year
Idk I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere
September 25, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Idk I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere
teaching oomf how to speak minionese via voice notes
August 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
teaching oomf how to speak minionese via voice notes
