"Mommmm? Can we go see the wolves? Pleaseeeee?"
Mom: "No we have a wolf at home."
The wolf at home:
Mom: "No we have a wolf at home."
The wolf at home:
December 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Mommmm? Can we go see the wolves? Pleaseeeee?"
Mom: "No we have a wolf at home."
The wolf at home:
Mom: "No we have a wolf at home."
The wolf at home:
“You gonna learn TODAY!”
“But mommmm...”
“But mommmm...”
May 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
“You gonna learn TODAY!”
“But mommmm...”
“But mommmm...”
May 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
MOMMMM NOTED AAA MARVEL ARTIST @jeffsimpson.bsky.social IS ABUSING MY WEBSITE CONTACT FORM AGAINNNN
July 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
MOMMMM NOTED AAA MARVEL ARTIST @jeffsimpson.bsky.social IS ABUSING MY WEBSITE CONTACT FORM AGAINNNN
mommmm other people are getting attention instead of me!!!
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM
mommmm other people are getting attention instead of me!!!
May 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Mommmmmm mommmm I’m on the radio
February 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Mommmmmm mommmm I’m on the radio
Sometimes my cat meows at me and it sounds like he's saying "Mommmm 🥺" I love it
March 27, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Sometimes my cat meows at me and it sounds like he's saying "Mommmm 🥺" I love it
Mommmm the Supreme Court justices are doing metaphysics agaaaaiiiinnn
Alito's argument – that counting ballots after Election Day means "the electorate’s choice does not occur on election day, and the federal election-day statutes are violated" – is some of the dumbest reasoning I have ever seen. The "choice" doesn't occur at the time of counting!
June 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Mommmm the Supreme Court justices are doing metaphysics agaaaaiiiinnn
December 29, 2023 at 11:12 PM
mommmm i can’t sleep can you come sing me the dk rap again
December 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
mommmm i can’t sleep can you come sing me the dk rap again
gloria estefan: the rhythm is gonna get you
gloria estefan’s younger brother: stop it
gloria estefan: the rhythm is gonna get you (makes scary face) TONIGHT
gloria estefan’s younger brother: MOMMMM
gloria estefan’s younger brother: stop it
gloria estefan: the rhythm is gonna get you (makes scary face) TONIGHT
gloria estefan’s younger brother: MOMMMM
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
gloria estefan: the rhythm is gonna get you
gloria estefan’s younger brother: stop it
gloria estefan: the rhythm is gonna get you (makes scary face) TONIGHT
gloria estefan’s younger brother: MOMMMM
gloria estefan’s younger brother: stop it
gloria estefan: the rhythm is gonna get you (makes scary face) TONIGHT
gloria estefan’s younger brother: MOMMMM
Mommmm it’s too early to blast kpop
WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
September 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Mommmm it’s too early to blast kpop
WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
“Mommmm, can I have some more tendies?”
June 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Mommmm, can I have some more tendies?”
UGH MOMMMM YOURE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDSSSSS GO AWAYYYYYYYY
August 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
UGH MOMMMM YOURE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDSSSSS GO AWAYYYYYYYY
heyy mom hay mom hayy mommmm Thx thanks for the anal thermometerrrr
May 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
heyy mom hay mom hayy mommmm Thx thanks for the anal thermometerrrr
"Mommmm I feel *frustrated*"
August 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Mommmm I feel *frustrated*"
Jorgi: You change. If you care so much.
Alfie: Mommmm. Daddddd. Uhhhhh. C'mere!
Alfie: Mommmm. Daddddd. Uhhhhh. C'mere!
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Jorgi: You change. If you care so much.
Alfie: Mommmm. Daddddd. Uhhhhh. C'mere!
Alfie: Mommmm. Daddddd. Uhhhhh. C'mere!
"Mommmm oh my GOD I'm in the middle of a game, I don't need a diaper change yet, let me keep frickin playing!"
"Snazithusdenpadranar! What did you just say to me???"
"N.... Nothing! I just said 'frick', it's not a bad word......"
"Game, off, now."
"Snazithusdenpadranar! What did you just say to me???"
"N.... Nothing! I just said 'frick', it's not a bad word......"
"Game, off, now."
Being so middlespace that you don't use cuss language because you'll get in trouble
March 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
"Mommmm oh my GOD I'm in the middle of a game, I don't need a diaper change yet, let me keep frickin playing!"
"Snazithusdenpadranar! What did you just say to me???"
"N.... Nothing! I just said 'frick', it's not a bad word......"
"Game, off, now."
"Snazithusdenpadranar! What did you just say to me???"
"N.... Nothing! I just said 'frick', it's not a bad word......"
"Game, off, now."
Palm Cockatoos... Proof that "ITS NOT A PHASE MOMMMM" ✝🦇🪦✝
July 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Palm Cockatoos... Proof that "ITS NOT A PHASE MOMMMM" ✝🦇🪦✝
MOMMMM THE SHARK IS GETTING INTO THE WEED AND WINE AGAINNNN
June 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
MOMMMM THE SHARK IS GETTING INTO THE WEED AND WINE AGAINNNN
but MOMMMM i was at the FIREWORKS
A federal judge has rejected Trump's request for more time to respond to E. Jean Carroll's demand for the $5.8 million she won in the civil lawsuit against him.
Trump must now reply by July 7.
Trump must now reply by July 7.
July 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
but MOMMMM i was at the FIREWORKS