*Snort* Musht get BIGGA! Musht become BIG orc brudda! Nrrgh!
November 12, 2024 at 12:28 AM
*Snort* Musht get BIGGA! Musht become BIG orc brudda! Nrrgh!
I musht conshult the Elder Godsh.
Sean Connery and Danny Glover were both considered for the role of Raiden, with Connery being their first choice. However, Connery turned it down saying he would rather play golf and didn't want such a physical role. Christopher Lambert was cast instead.
December 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I musht conshult the Elder Godsh.
The Dutch saw the millennium dome big fella and were like "we musht have thish"
January 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Dutch saw the millennium dome big fella and were like "we musht have thish"
“I musht be dreaming…”
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“I musht be dreaming…”
Musht puuuuush haaaaard,,,! >/////<
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Musht puuuuush haaaaard,,,! >/////<
Wow. Yu musht hab bean feelink berry debbilish tuday.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Wow. Yu musht hab bean feelink berry debbilish tuday.
"You musht always pick the luhsher of two weevils."
January 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
"You musht always pick the luhsher of two weevils."
‘Musht I wear the bootsh?’
Fun fact: Jan. 1, 2025 is the exact date of the events in ZARDOZ.
January 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
‘Musht I wear the bootsh?’
#fatspeakfriday
*hurff,,,* Traihnuh,,? Ahre yuh shoOOOUURPPjhh,, ahre yuh shurre I mushht eat mhoure of deshe poffinsh?
...yesh, I unduhshtand... *huff,,* dish ish for *traihning*.... but shurely muh HP EVsh musht be maxshed out by now...
...I shupposhe, a few mhoore... wouldhn't HURT... *nomf,,*
*hurff,,,* Traihnuh,,? Ahre yuh shoOOOUURPPjhh,, ahre yuh shurre I mushht eat mhoure of deshe poffinsh?
...yesh, I unduhshtand... *huff,,* dish ish for *traihning*.... but shurely muh HP EVsh musht be maxshed out by now...
...I shupposhe, a few mhoore... wouldhn't HURT... *nomf,,*
August 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
#fatspeakfriday
*hurff,,,* Traihnuh,,? Ahre yuh shoOOOUURPPjhh,, ahre yuh shurre I mushht eat mhoure of deshe poffinsh?
...yesh, I unduhshtand... *huff,,* dish ish for *traihning*.... but shurely muh HP EVsh musht be maxshed out by now...
...I shupposhe, a few mhoore... wouldhn't HURT... *nomf,,*
*hurff,,,* Traihnuh,,? Ahre yuh shoOOOUURPPjhh,, ahre yuh shurre I mushht eat mhoure of deshe poffinsh?
...yesh, I unduhshtand... *huff,,* dish ish for *traihning*.... but shurely muh HP EVsh musht be maxshed out by now...
...I shupposhe, a few mhoore... wouldhn't HURT... *nomf,,*
s-Sthuck in my o-ohwn portahl...? h-Hahah-- y-you musht be jo--○•°oOuuRRrrp○°•--
. . . king.
nrrgh!
...W-Why would you think something so...absu-○•°UuUrRrpPpp○°•--!!?
h-HaaAh...h-Huuufth...💨
...d-Dammiht...
...h-Heyh ii-idioht...!!
...s-Shoo...aren't you going to help me...?
#FatspeakFriday
. . . king.
nrrgh!
...W-Why would you think something so...absu-○•°UuUrRrpPpp○°•--!!?
h-HaaAh...h-Huuufth...💨
...d-Dammiht...
...h-Heyh ii-idioht...!!
...s-Shoo...aren't you going to help me...?
#FatspeakFriday
August 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
s-Sthuck in my o-ohwn portahl...? h-Hahah-- y-you musht be jo--○•°oOuuRRrrp○°•--
. . . king.
nrrgh!
...W-Why would you think something so...absu-○•°UuUrRrpPpp○°•--!!?
h-HaaAh...h-Huuufth...💨
...d-Dammiht...
...h-Heyh ii-idioht...!!
...s-Shoo...aren't you going to help me...?
#FatspeakFriday
. . . king.
nrrgh!
...W-Why would you think something so...absu-○•°UuUrRrpPpp○°•--!!?
h-HaaAh...h-Huuufth...💨
...d-Dammiht...
...h-Heyh ii-idioht...!!
...s-Shoo...aren't you going to help me...?
#FatspeakFriday
*zizek voice* you she ze plumber ish mishing ze mother een hish life. Zish ish vhy he chases zhis princess from castle to castle, projzecting his fazher onto zhe turtle, whom he musht kill
RIP Carl Jung you would have loved analyzing Mario Kart World
June 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
*zizek voice* you she ze plumber ish mishing ze mother een hish life. Zish ish vhy he chases zhis princess from castle to castle, projzecting his fazher onto zhe turtle, whom he musht kill
i musht take a two week break to do some sudden travellig to DA MIDWEST in the middle of the month here but I'll keep everyone posted ohoho
September 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i musht take a two week break to do some sudden travellig to DA MIDWEST in the middle of the month here but I'll keep everyone posted ohoho
Un hydrologue coincé dans l’horreur à Gaza, abandonné par la France reporterre.net/Ashraf-Musht...
Un hydrologue coincé dans l'horreur à Gaza, abandonné par la France
Alors qu'un contrat à la Sorbonne (Paris) attend Ashraf Mushtaha, ce professeur palestinien reste bloqué à Gaza. La France a exclu les Gazaouis de son programme d'aide aux chercheurs en danger et prét...
reporterre.net
May 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Un hydrologue coincé dans l’horreur à Gaza, abandonné par la France reporterre.net/Ashraf-Musht...
#Fatspeaksaturday
*Ggggrrmmble* "Researsh log #7283: Attempts at-
*Huuoorp!*
Ugh... at gaining data *huff* about hell'sh gluttony layer hash proved tuh be surprisingly difficult, ash it requires all entering to have partook in the sin...
*GGGggrrbblll-grooooan*
Sho I musht indulge tuh gain -
*Ggggrrmmble* "Researsh log #7283: Attempts at-
*Huuoorp!*
Ugh... at gaining data *huff* about hell'sh gluttony layer hash proved tuh be surprisingly difficult, ash it requires all entering to have partook in the sin...
*GGGggrrbblll-grooooan*
Sho I musht indulge tuh gain -
June 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
#Fatspeaksaturday
*Ggggrrmmble* "Researsh log #7283: Attempts at-
*Huuoorp!*
Ugh... at gaining data *huff* about hell'sh gluttony layer hash proved tuh be surprisingly difficult, ash it requires all entering to have partook in the sin...
*GGGggrrbblll-grooooan*
Sho I musht indulge tuh gain -
*Ggggrrmmble* "Researsh log #7283: Attempts at-
*Huuoorp!*
Ugh... at gaining data *huff* about hell'sh gluttony layer hash proved tuh be surprisingly difficult, ash it requires all entering to have partook in the sin...
*GGGggrrbblll-grooooan*
Sho I musht indulge tuh gain -
l-Lahdy...L-Lardy J-Jaciinthe...p-pleashh--
...h-HaAaaUhhh...HuUUuUthHh...💨
I-I ccahn't d-doo houseshchoresh llikeh dish, leht alohne helpp youh...--
○°•b-bBWwWoOuRrrPpPp !?○°•
. . .
...I dohnt understtahnd...M-Musht I reahhy eaht t-twi...t-twicesh ash muchh as y-youh...?
#Fatspeakfriday
...h-HaAaaUhhh...HuUUuUthHh...💨
I-I ccahn't d-doo houseshchoresh llikeh dish, leht alohne helpp youh...--
○°•b-bBWwWoOuRrrPpPp !?○°•
. . .
...I dohnt understtahnd...M-Musht I reahhy eaht t-twi...t-twicesh ash muchh as y-youh...?
#Fatspeakfriday
August 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
l-Lahdy...L-Lardy J-Jaciinthe...p-pleashh--
...h-HaAaaUhhh...HuUUuUthHh...💨
I-I ccahn't d-doo houseshchoresh llikeh dish, leht alohne helpp youh...--
○°•b-bBWwWoOuRrrPpPp !?○°•
. . .
...I dohnt understtahnd...M-Musht I reahhy eaht t-twi...t-twicesh ash muchh as y-youh...?
#Fatspeakfriday
...h-HaAaaUhhh...HuUUuUthHh...💨
I-I ccahn't d-doo houseshchoresh llikeh dish, leht alohne helpp youh...--
○°•b-bBWwWoOuRrrPpPp !?○°•
. . .
...I dohnt understtahnd...M-Musht I reahhy eaht t-twi...t-twicesh ash muchh as y-youh...?
#Fatspeakfriday
#fatspeakfriday
*BaaAAAAAoOOOURrrRRP*...pleashgh...i assurgh you-*UuuRRRPhH*- thaugth...all of my Poo-*OUUURRP*- tions...are qualgihty...madghe....*snap* *snap* *snap* *creaaaaaak* *THOOM* shoooo full and...roundgh...Musht..get fahtter..*creeaaak* *BWwWWAOOORrrrRRRrrrRRP* ohgh.. My~..excushe me..."
*BaaAAAAAoOOOURrrRRP*...pleashgh...i assurgh you-*UuuRRRPhH*- thaugth...all of my Poo-*OUUURRP*- tions...are qualgihty...madghe....*snap* *snap* *snap* *creaaaaaak* *THOOM* shoooo full and...roundgh...Musht..get fahtter..*creeaaak* *BWwWWAOOORrrrRRRrrrRRP* ohgh.. My~..excushe me..."
May 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#fatspeakfriday
*BaaAAAAAoOOOURrrRRP*...pleashgh...i assurgh you-*UuuRRRPhH*- thaugth...all of my Poo-*OUUURRP*- tions...are qualgihty...madghe....*snap* *snap* *snap* *creaaaaaak* *THOOM* shoooo full and...roundgh...Musht..get fahtter..*creeaaak* *BWwWWAOOORrrrRRRrrrRRP* ohgh.. My~..excushe me..."
*BaaAAAAAoOOOURrrRRP*...pleashgh...i assurgh you-*UuuRRRPhH*- thaugth...all of my Poo-*OUUURRP*- tions...are qualgihty...madghe....*snap* *snap* *snap* *creaaaaaak* *THOOM* shoooo full and...roundgh...Musht..get fahtter..*creeaaak* *BWwWWAOOORrrrRRRrrrRRP* ohgh.. My~..excushe me..."
*Zizek noises* Freud’s queshtion ij “But what are you fantasizing about while you are doing ‘it’?”
If deesh sho-called “tender-queers really believed theesh accusationsh of pedophilia and so on and so on, then thees musht be, the fantashy in queshtion—
If deesh sho-called “tender-queers really believed theesh accusationsh of pedophilia and so on and so on, then thees musht be, the fantashy in queshtion—
The intellectualization of babyfur began with a simple but ubiquitous question—
“Is it a good idea to microwave this?”
“Is it a good idea to microwave this?”
February 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
*Zizek noises* Freud’s queshtion ij “But what are you fantasizing about while you are doing ‘it’?”
If deesh sho-called “tender-queers really believed theesh accusationsh of pedophilia and so on and so on, then thees musht be, the fantashy in queshtion—
If deesh sho-called “tender-queers really believed theesh accusationsh of pedophilia and so on and so on, then thees musht be, the fantashy in queshtion—
🔮 surely but u musht promise to shave it for later
January 24, 2026 at 3:57 PM
🔮 surely but u musht promise to shave it for later
I find myshelf ...*n-nngh*... rather peckishh after all thi-~BRRRPPphh~-sh… exertion . And, ...*mmhff*... do hurry with de pashtries, my dear. A lady musht ~urrRPPphh~ keep her shtrength ~HRRPPphh~ up, after *haah* a-all. #Fatspeakfriday
August 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I find myshelf ...*n-nngh*... rather peckishh after all thi-~BRRRPPphh~-sh… exertion . And, ...*mmhff*... do hurry with de pashtries, my dear. A lady musht ~urrRPPphh~ keep her shtrength ~HRRPPphh~ up, after *haah* a-all. #Fatspeakfriday
"Lisshun, Kohai, we musht be wary of the Japaneshe economic power"
July 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"Lisshun, Kohai, we musht be wary of the Japaneshe economic power"
Gouda aphturnune! Awlsew ewe musht protict ur tale aginst foureign invaydurs. Eberywun wuntz dat tale.
August 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Gouda aphturnune! Awlsew ewe musht protict ur tale aginst foureign invaydurs. Eberywun wuntz dat tale.
#thefilmcrowd this is the point at which Connery would say "I musht be dreaming."
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
#thefilmcrowd this is the point at which Connery would say "I musht be dreaming."