get ready for the onslaught of muskbro tiktoks on the best method of seasoning your cybertruck
This is amazing, Tesla is telling people they have to literally spotlessly clean their trucks daily otherwise it will corrode
Tesla: You’ll Have to Wipe Dead Bugs and Bird Poop off Your Cybertruck ASAP to Avoid Corrosion
Owners are finding the exposed stainless steel may be much more fragile than they expected.
www.motorbiscuit.com
January 22, 2024 at 10:52 AM
get ready for the onslaught of muskbro tiktoks on the best method of seasoning your cybertruck
That's gotta be the most muskbro thing to ever happen. You love to see it, lol.
May 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
That's gotta be the most muskbro thing to ever happen. You love to see it, lol.
Yup. That's why everyone who sees you in one of these "dumpster dressed up like a truck" knows you're a muskbro douchebag with more money than brains. Or worse, you spent all your money on this junkass piece of shit and now you're a poor muskbro douchebag.
December 11, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Yup. That's why everyone who sees you in one of these "dumpster dressed up like a truck" knows you're a muskbro douchebag with more money than brains. Or worse, you spent all your money on this junkass piece of shit and now you're a poor muskbro douchebag.
Passed a cyber truck parked in Mickey & friends. So if you’re at Dland today & smell something, there’s a Muskbro loose in the park.
July 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Passed a cyber truck parked in Mickey & friends. So if you’re at Dland today & smell something, there’s a Muskbro loose in the park.
no elon bro we love your computer frankenstein's deranged obsession with mythical genocide you're the kingiest bro muskbro
May 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
no elon bro we love your computer frankenstein's deranged obsession with mythical genocide you're the kingiest bro muskbro
Yeah, the Pinto was in that sweet spot between "Unsafe at any Speed" and the rise of the Muskbro.
April 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Yeah, the Pinto was in that sweet spot between "Unsafe at any Speed" and the rise of the Muskbro.
Ca serait much funny de voir Microsoft ravager OpenAI et c'est assez drôle de voir les MuskBro devenu des AIBro venir défendre OpenAI en expliquant que l'IA c'est indestructible.
Oh my sweet summer child, you will learn about Microsoft and fear like never before.
Oh my sweet summer child, you will learn about Microsoft and fear like never before.
June 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ca serait much funny de voir Microsoft ravager OpenAI et c'est assez drôle de voir les MuskBro devenu des AIBro venir défendre OpenAI en expliquant que l'IA c'est indestructible.
Oh my sweet summer child, you will learn about Microsoft and fear like never before.
Oh my sweet summer child, you will learn about Microsoft and fear like never before.
Baked Muskbro.
February 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Baked Muskbro.
And I still say he ain't the guy (I mean, everyone seems to have forgotten their Thirst Trap is a Muskbro) - but if people want a martyr, this will do it.
April 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
And I still say he ain't the guy (I mean, everyone seems to have forgotten their Thirst Trap is a Muskbro) - but if people want a martyr, this will do it.
i think you're joking but that muskbro like... literally...
February 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i think you're joking but that muskbro like... literally...
I see some sanity is left there. Hoffman is a huge Muskbro. Wonder what he will do here.
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I see some sanity is left there. Hoffman is a huge Muskbro. Wonder what he will do here.
$1000 to the first MuskBro brave enough to admit that they believed this guy was a genius.
Doing a mini-thread again -- Elon Musk is on the stand, and likely will be for a large portion of the day
we're underway in Musk v. Altman. Musk's attorney is detailing Musk's career to the jury. Says Musk has a "pretty compelling" personal story, and is a "legend," whether you like him or don't like him. Musk briefly stood up and did a half-nod/bow to the jury
April 30, 2026 at 11:40 AM
$1000 to the first MuskBro brave enough to admit that they believed this guy was a genius.
We have the Muskbro! I knew he was around here somewhere!!
December 27, 2024 at 3:56 AM
We have the Muskbro! I knew he was around here somewhere!!
muskbro lurching around america like a crack addict on the corner
guilt is killing him
idk if he feels much - but he knows, deep down, how much harm he's causing, and it's shredding his psyche
learned in a men's group that when you violate others, you first violate yourself - and musk is addicted to this dynamic, as hooked as a crack addict on mutual violation
idk if he feels much - but he knows, deep down, how much harm he's causing, and it's shredding his psyche
learned in a men's group that when you violate others, you first violate yourself - and musk is addicted to this dynamic, as hooked as a crack addict on mutual violation
elon really has 400 billion dollars and somehow walks out of his house looking like a smacked ass everyday
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
muskbro lurching around america like a crack addict on the corner
Do any of these rocket crash sites have spiritual significance - relating to human beliefs? Maybe Luna 2, as the rocket carried an exploding bomb made of Soviet emblems. Maybe Muskbro beliefs bordering on the spiritual will attach to the Falcon 9 site. 🧪 🔭 🏺 #Heritage
August 20, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Do any of these rocket crash sites have spiritual significance - relating to human beliefs? Maybe Luna 2, as the rocket carried an exploding bomb made of Soviet emblems. Maybe Muskbro beliefs bordering on the spiritual will attach to the Falcon 9 site. 🧪 🔭 🏺 #Heritage
Every single MuskBro hired by Doge needs to be doxxed.
February 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Every single MuskBro hired by Doge needs to be doxxed.
The colonial mentality in space is very old - but the Muskbro aspect is a new twist.
August 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
The colonial mentality in space is very old - but the Muskbro aspect is a new twist.
ah mais moi je débarque je le connais pas ce type mdr c'est le Julien Chièze muskbro ?? 😂
November 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
ah mais moi je débarque je le connais pas ce type mdr c'est le Julien Chièze muskbro ?? 😂
spending all their time and attention chasing down watermelon t-shirts and "Antifa" when the murderer was a MuskBro with a profile that would capture 15% of the working-age male population
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
spending all their time and attention chasing down watermelon t-shirts and "Antifa" when the murderer was a MuskBro with a profile that would capture 15% of the working-age male population
MuskBro has spent far more than $200M on this election. The true cost is somewhere between $20-44 billion. He must think it was worth it.
November 24, 2024 at 12:47 AM
MuskBro has spent far more than $200M on this election. The true cost is somewhere between $20-44 billion. He must think it was worth it.
That says everything ⬇️👏👏
Steven Pifer
@steven_pifer ⬇️
Washington Post reports Martin is first person in 50 years appointed US Attorney for District of Columbia with no experience as judge or federal prosecutor. #legal
Oh and the sane guy who wrote this ridiculous Orwellian MuskBro love letter.
Steven Pifer
@steven_pifer ⬇️
Washington Post reports Martin is first person in 50 years appointed US Attorney for District of Columbia with no experience as judge or federal prosecutor. #legal
Oh and the sane guy who wrote this ridiculous Orwellian MuskBro love letter.
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
That says everything ⬇️👏👏
Steven Pifer
@steven_pifer ⬇️
Washington Post reports Martin is first person in 50 years appointed US Attorney for District of Columbia with no experience as judge or federal prosecutor. #legal
Oh and the sane guy who wrote this ridiculous Orwellian MuskBro love letter.
Steven Pifer
@steven_pifer ⬇️
Washington Post reports Martin is first person in 50 years appointed US Attorney for District of Columbia with no experience as judge or federal prosecutor. #legal
Oh and the sane guy who wrote this ridiculous Orwellian MuskBro love letter.
Macroniste ou MuskBro ou les deux ?
September 8, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Macroniste ou MuskBro ou les deux ?
as new hordes of women abruptly dump the muskbro males in their lives.
given the track record of batteries on fire and no intuitive way to open the vehicle, this is going to go GREAT /s
given the track record of batteries on fire and no intuitive way to open the vehicle, this is going to go GREAT /s
June 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
as new hordes of women abruptly dump the muskbro males in their lives.
given the track record of batteries on fire and no intuitive way to open the vehicle, this is going to go GREAT /s
given the track record of batteries on fire and no intuitive way to open the vehicle, this is going to go GREAT /s
Held together with Elmer's Glue & manifestation. 46k idiots deserve the piece of crap they bought & probably won't be able to sell or trade in. He played every Muskbro like the fools they are
That's *46,000 Cybertrucks.*
And that guy is shaping the entire government, where recalls due to stupidity aren't an option.
And that guy is shaping the entire government, where recalls due to stupidity aren't an option.
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
March 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Held together with Elmer's Glue & manifestation. 46k idiots deserve the piece of crap they bought & probably won't be able to sell or trade in. He played every Muskbro like the fools they are