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TV Channels To Air Hour Long Gambling Ads With 3 Min Programs Every 20 Mins | NEWSISHY
A major shift in the format of most of the UKs television channels is to be rolled out over the next 12 months.
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March 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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New Dog Shaped Hotdogs Divide Culinary Experts.

Some people think they are a cute yummy thing to eat and others are disgusted at the very thought.

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New Dog Shaped Hotdogs Divide Culinary Experts. | NEWSISHY
The realistic sausages are a little too realistic for some people.
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May 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Farage Reveals Plans For New Downing Street Ballroom Extension.

The new ballroom will be paid for by private donors and built by military contractors.

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Farage Reveals Plans For New Downing Street Ballroom Extension. | NEWSISHY
The new ballroom will be paid for by private donors and built by military contractors.
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April 2, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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Solution Invented To Combat The Scourge Of Solar Panels.

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Solution Invented To Combat The Scourge Of Solar Panels. | NEWSISHY
As we know solar panels damage the environment by stealing the sun's light and energy which plants and trees need to grow.
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March 6, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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Hanta, Covid And Ebola Mutate And Merge to Become Cure For Cancer.

As with almost all cruise ships now, you sign a document declaring you will be tested twice daily.

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Hanta, Covid And Ebola Mutate And Merge to Become Cure For Cancer. | NEWSISHY
The mutation has baffled scientists worldwide after preliminary tests proved it worked.
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May 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Banksy Identity Finally Revealed As The 80’s Milky Bar Kid.

It has been a question asked since the 90’s, not just in the art community but across the globe, who is Banksy?

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Banksy Identity Finally Revealed As The 80’s Milky Bar Kid. | NEWSISHY
There have been multiple suspects over the years but nothing was proven.
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April 13, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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Bogey Picked During Thunder Storm Gains Sentience.

As Jake Joust sat on the sofa watching Countdown he was having a good old dig up the snooter trying to free the large bogey he could feel up there.

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Bogey Picked During Thunder Storm Gains Sentience. | NEWSISHY
Baffled scientists are struggling to explain the phenomenon.
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June 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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MrBeast 1 Trillion Dollar Challenge.

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MrBeast 1 Trillion Dollar Challenge | NEWSISHY
The world's largest YouTuber MrBeast will break another record this month with the launch of the biggest challenge and prize fund in history.
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March 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain.

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UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain. | NEWSISHY
West Bromwich in the West MIdlands is named the most polluted place in the UK.
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March 24, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog.

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Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog. | NEWSISHY
A request for donated lego went viral so the man made the decision to sell up and live the Lego lifestyle.
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March 26, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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Research Suggests Reality TV Is Not Real At All.

A joint research project between 17 Universities around the world has found all reality TV to be manufactured leading to mass trauma for millions of viewers.

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Research Suggests Reality TV Is Not Real At All. | NEWSISHY
A joint research project between 17 Universities around the world has found all reality TV to be manufactured leading to mass trauma for millions of viewers.
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April 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Gambling Companies Hiring Ex Tobacco Advertising Specialists.

Gambling companies are stepping up their advertising game. This comes as the world sees a greater reliance on sponsorship.

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Gambling Companies Hiring Ex Tobacco Advertising Specialists. | NEWSISHY
The Tobacco Industry was extremely good at selling a life destroying product.
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May 2, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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UK To Receive Military Aid From Ukraine Starting This Week.

President Zelenskyy has announced a massive military aid package for the UK.

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UK To Receive Military Aid From Ukraine Starting This Week. | NEWSISHY
President Zelenskyy has announced a massive military aid package for the UK.
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April 19, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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Restaurant Charges £15,000 For Portion Of 4000 Year Old Lobster.

Conservationists are angry at the exclusive eatery which caters to the rich and famous.

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Restaurant Charges £15,000 For Portion Of 4000 Year Old Lobster. | NEWSISHY
Conservationists are angry at the exclusive eatery which caters to the rich and famous.
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April 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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Reform UK Criticized For Recruiting Candidates From Parole Lists.

Strict criteria must be adhered to such as having questionable morals, a previous or current addiction issue or being a former conservative MP.

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Reform UK Criticized For Recruiting Candidates From Parole Lists. | NEWSISHY
There is a never ending stream of suitable candidates being released every day.
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May 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Cruise Ships Being Used To Develop New Biochemical Virus Weapons.

The disgruntled employee who cannot be named works for a secret laboratory which creates new viruses for the arms industry.

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Cruise Ships Being Used To Develop New Biochemical Virus Weapons. | NEWSISHY
The vessels are a perfect environment for releasing and containing experimental viruses.
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May 10, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Post Office To Implement One Single Annual Delivery For Second Class Letters And Parcels.

It appears the Post Office has stopped all deliveries of 2nd Class Mail and will hold them until January 5th 2027.

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Post Office To Implement One Single Annual Delivery For Second Class Letters And Parcels. | NEWSISHY
The annual deliveries will begin in January next year.
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April 28, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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UK Defence Budget Is Forcing Soldiers To Use Homemade Catapults On The Battlefield.

Serving members of the UK armed forces have come forward after the recent resignations to highlight how skint everyone is.

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UK Defence Budget Is Forcing Soldiers To Use Homemade Catapults On The Battlefield. | NEWSISHY
Service members are also using their own pellet guns and baseball bats in skirmishes.
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June 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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UK Canal System To Be Used To Ease Traffic Congestion.

National Highways will start work turning the UK canal system into roads to ease traffic congestion in a move which has angered almost everyone.

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UK Canal System To Be Used To Ease Traffic Congestion. | NEWSISHY
All canals in the UK will be drained and cleared.
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April 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗗𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗪𝗮𝘀 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗕𝘆 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽.

It appears the president was intimidated because he only had one joke, and it was shit.

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BREAKING: White House Correspondents Dinner Shooting Was Ordered By Trump. | NEWSISHY
It appears the president was intimidated because he only had one joke, and it was shit.
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April 26, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones

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Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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Roblox Defends New In-game Dating Function For Paedophiles And Children.

The amount of cases of adults duping children into doing various acts is at an all time high and shows no sign of slowing down.

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Roblox Defends New In-game Dating Function For Paedophiles And Children. | NEWSISHY
The global giant says this new approach will keep the kids safer.
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April 20, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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Meta To Track Employees Sexual Activity And Analyse Their Faeces To Train AI.

Staff at Meta are fuming today after more mandatory requirements are made of them as a way for Meta to train its AI.

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Meta To Track Employees Sexual Activity And Analyse Their Faeces To Train AI. | NEWSISHY
The global tech company is making more and more demands of its staff before they fire them.
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April 27, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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17 Year Student Old Asked To Pay £350,000 For 1 Years Car Insurance On A Corsa.

Leon Art was thrilled to pass his test on the first attempt four months after becoming legal to drive in the UK.

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17 Year Student Old Asked To Pay £350,000 For 1 Years Car Insurance On A Corsa | NEWSISHY
Young drivers are being punished by insurance companies.
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April 10, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Catholic Church Secretly Plotting New Crusade In The USA.

The whistleblower along with many others is involved in the planning of the new crusade which will “release America from a demonic regime”.

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Catholic Church Secretly Plotting New Crusade In The USA. | NEWSISHY
A Vatican insider has revealed the secret plans which would call on millions of Christians to take up the sword.
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April 30, 2026 at 9:21 AM