#NPOL
Thank you!

I'm gonna be one of Those Internet People and take this moment to promote my comic. If you liked that rant and hate AI as much as it says in your bio, you might dig this a lot. 😁

egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...

(cw: mild lewd; very gay; Comic Sans on purpose; crapsaccharine dystopia)
0: Spite – No Pizza On Luna
egypt.urnash.com
September 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I've been looking at Sergio Toppi's work as inspiration for the next chapter of No Pizza On Luna. I spent a while yesterday and today on figuring out ways to get his vibe quickly, without asking Illustrator to generate more paths than there are atoms in the universe.

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September 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Hipkins signals that he is comfortable with more austerity.
#NPOL
September 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Whatever it takes is to somehow scrape up enough money for a flight to Aussie. At least that has been the trend for the last 3 years. If they are over there, then they are not his problem are they?
#NPOL
August 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Conflating school attendance with success is like Toyota being happy because its engine uses the most fuel. #npol
August 30, 2026 at 11:50 PM
characters designed, now I can draw the cover of the next chapter of No Pizza On Luna

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August 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
So basically... every time you hear the Special Weather Event or one of its "buddies" talk in No Pizza On Luna?

Think of this voice. That's canonically how they sound, vocoder and all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfOK...

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Let X=X
YouTube video by Laurie Anderson - Topic
www.youtube.com
August 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Oh look more taxes on motorists

If only there was public transport, bikes and EVs etc..

#npol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Christopher Luxon suggests fuel excise tax rise, accommodation levy if National re-elected
Christopher Luxon says raising the fuel excise tax and imposing an accommodation levy could be on the cards if National is re-elected.
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August 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I know, I think NPOL is turning me into a monster, I'm getting too good at spotting this stuff. I'm turning into an anti-connoisseur.😁
August 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
bsky.app/profile/npol... αυτό σκέφτηκα και εγώ
Εμείς γιατί δίνουμε πατριοτ και ελικόπτερα σε στενούς συμμάχους της Τουρκίας ; Δηλ ακόμα και αν πιστεύεις σε κοινό άξονα Ισραήλ Ελλάδα δε στέκει
August 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
hey check out my comic No Pizza On Luna, it's about a dystopia run by AIs who manifest as horribly unctuous and perpetually glazing clowns, there's a rabbit from the moon and a middle-aged witch and a recreational policeplay enthusiast and amsr mouse enjoyers, egypt.urnash.com/npol/
August 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This is a MeFi comment about NPOL. I feel so called out. That magnificent bastard, they got it in one. 😸💦

I'm just flattered to even be mistakable for an elder millennial. 😳

I'm curious, though. What are NPOL's GenX tells? 'Cause I honestly can't see 'em-- and here I thought we were being so RAD!🤔
August 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Food and fun, from [ERR###NOT AVAILABLE] to table!

Chapter 2A is complete. #NoPizzaOnLuna

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August 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
In which Alba Green-316, glowbunny freak bred by anarchosocialist moon commies, comes to earth & finds job clowns, soda zombies, a protective sex suit magical girl transformation... summarising this is impossible, but it's the weirdest #comic I've seen in a while.

egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
0: Spite – No Pizza On Luna
egypt.urnash.com
August 6, 2026 at 9:57 AM
bwaa haa haa 🎯

from the beginning my aim for npol has been the comic equivalent of "65-70% on rotten tomatoes"

because as we all know, that's where all the really *interesting* media lies

i am delighted it's too much from some people, jfc it sure should be 😽
August 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I never got around to mentioning that we finished & posted Chapter 2A of No Pizza On Luna, did I.

Or the fact we were on the front page of Metafilter today?

Did I mention I'm not good at this? Neither tigers nor Empresses* are real innately skilled at marketing.

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2a: Safety – No Pizza On Luna
egypt.urnash.com
August 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
A teenage brush with hurricane winds in Orlando set Charanjit Pabla on a path into meteorology. Now a radar meteorologist at NASA Wallops, he runs the NPOL radar, checking ground data against satellite readings for the GPM mission. 🌧️📡 science.gsfc.nasa.gov/600/ECSS/spo...
July 22, 2026 at 4:22 PM
YMMV, but I'd rather throw relative chicken scratch into the pot so everyone - including the wealthy - get free scripts at the pharmacy and capped public transport fares than spaff billions away subsidizing the poor choices of over-leveraged rental property speculators. #npol
Freddie Benson: It's Not That Hard Dude
Alt: Freddie Benson: It's Not That Hard Dude
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June 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Giant Rabbit On The Moon

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June 15, 2026 at 3:34 AM
It would be very comforting to me in this trying time if you would read my fucking webcomic.😺

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#zeromarketingskill #felineeffortlevels
0: Spite – No Pizza On Luna
egypt.urnash.com
June 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Hey! Go read my gay comic about a fully-automated luxury dystopia run by clown-shaped AIs!

egypt.urnash.com/npol/
June 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Hey! Go read my goofy comic about a fully-automated luxury dystopia run by clown-shaped AIs!

egypt.urnash.com/npol/
June 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
If only we could have this here in New Zealand.
Let's do it.
#npol
My homeland is leading the world right now.
May 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Interesting that people in Finland also adopt far-right and cooker talking points from the US as we do in Aotearoa, but for us it isn't just on social media and it includes some of the nonsense from the UK #npol
Sigh. If only.

We have homegrown "commie" debates too, but Americans are blissfully unaware of what their "soft power" actually means. Among other things, your debates become our debates in short order. Especially our far right & their fellow travelers often literally copypaste the talking points.
May 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM