Two ADHDers perfect date.
Working silently side by side with occasional check ins.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Working silently side by side with occasional check ins.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
May 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Two ADHDers perfect date.
Working silently side by side with occasional check ins.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Working silently side by side with occasional check ins.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
I’m the type of autism that likes to organize. I constantly find things my boyfriend lost, I know where everything in the house is.
For the life of me I can never find two things - my phone and my dog’s collar.
I must have subconscious issues with identification.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
For the life of me I can never find two things - my phone and my dog’s collar.
I must have subconscious issues with identification.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
July 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I’m the type of autism that likes to organize. I constantly find things my boyfriend lost, I know where everything in the house is.
For the life of me I can never find two things - my phone and my dog’s collar.
I must have subconscious issues with identification.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
For the life of me I can never find two things - my phone and my dog’s collar.
I must have subconscious issues with identification.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Newest corruption of my BF
The absolutely shittiest type of ice cream cone. The plain simple kind?
He likes them now too 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
The absolutely shittiest type of ice cream cone. The plain simple kind?
He likes them now too 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
June 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Newest corruption of my BF
The absolutely shittiest type of ice cream cone. The plain simple kind?
He likes them now too 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
The absolutely shittiest type of ice cream cone. The plain simple kind?
He likes them now too 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF: “Being awake is fine as long as I’m not active.”
Me: “Ahhh you see for me being awake is active.” 😂
#DisabilityAwareness
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me: “Ahhh you see for me being awake is active.” 😂
#DisabilityAwareness
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
June 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
BF: “Being awake is fine as long as I’m not active.”
Me: “Ahhh you see for me being awake is active.” 😂
#DisabilityAwareness
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me: “Ahhh you see for me being awake is active.” 😂
#DisabilityAwareness
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
When you’ve known your best friend and talked about men for 6 years.
And only 6 years in realize we have never talked about appearances 😱 hobbies, habits, helpfulness
But never appearance
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
And only 6 years in realize we have never talked about appearances 😱 hobbies, habits, helpfulness
But never appearance
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
April 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
When you’ve known your best friend and talked about men for 6 years.
And only 6 years in realize we have never talked about appearances 😱 hobbies, habits, helpfulness
But never appearance
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
And only 6 years in realize we have never talked about appearances 😱 hobbies, habits, helpfulness
But never appearance
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Doctors told mei am very deficient on vitamin D. I should take vitamin D every day. But because I’m ADHD I have trouble forming habits and always forgot.
One doctor finally suggested the prenatal vitamin. Which you see - comes in gummy form.
I have formed a habit.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
One doctor finally suggested the prenatal vitamin. Which you see - comes in gummy form.
I have formed a habit.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
April 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Doctors told mei am very deficient on vitamin D. I should take vitamin D every day. But because I’m ADHD I have trouble forming habits and always forgot.
One doctor finally suggested the prenatal vitamin. Which you see - comes in gummy form.
I have formed a habit.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
One doctor finally suggested the prenatal vitamin. Which you see - comes in gummy form.
I have formed a habit.
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
New Working Theory: Everyone has one accent they can fake perfectly.
Im Peruvian. Mine should be Spanish but it actually comes out more Italian.
The one I CAN do? Valley girl 🤣
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Im Peruvian. Mine should be Spanish but it actually comes out more Italian.
The one I CAN do? Valley girl 🤣
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
September 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
New Working Theory: Everyone has one accent they can fake perfectly.
Im Peruvian. Mine should be Spanish but it actually comes out more Italian.
The one I CAN do? Valley girl 🤣
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Im Peruvian. Mine should be Spanish but it actually comes out more Italian.
The one I CAN do? Valley girl 🤣
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Zoom students never say their names orally.
I have to pronounce foreign students names without knowing the language or it’s rules.
Anytime I pronounce foreign words I use my Spanish accent. Which sounds Italian.
#IApologizeBeforeAndAfterSayingTheirNames
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
I have to pronounce foreign students names without knowing the language or it’s rules.
Anytime I pronounce foreign words I use my Spanish accent. Which sounds Italian.
#IApologizeBeforeAndAfterSayingTheirNames
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
September 17, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Zoom students never say their names orally.
I have to pronounce foreign students names without knowing the language or it’s rules.
Anytime I pronounce foreign words I use my Spanish accent. Which sounds Italian.
#IApologizeBeforeAndAfterSayingTheirNames
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
I have to pronounce foreign students names without knowing the language or it’s rules.
Anytime I pronounce foreign words I use my Spanish accent. Which sounds Italian.
#IApologizeBeforeAndAfterSayingTheirNames
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
It’s a special kind of feeling when your mom texts you saying she won’t be available. Just you - no group chat no other people. Cause you the only one who randomly bugs her all the time 🤣
#Mommmm
#MOM
#Mommmyyyyyy
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#Mommmm
#MOM
#Mommmyyyyyy
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It’s a special kind of feeling when your mom texts you saying she won’t be available. Just you - no group chat no other people. Cause you the only one who randomly bugs her all the time 🤣
#Mommmm
#MOM
#Mommmyyyyyy
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#Mommmm
#MOM
#Mommmyyyyyy
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Being AuDHD means I got into a make up hyperfixation. Bought all the tools. Finally got to use them the first time and then went
“I CAN FEEL MY FACE”
And never wore it again 🤣
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
“I CAN FEEL MY FACE”
And never wore it again 🤣
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
August 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Being AuDHD means I got into a make up hyperfixation. Bought all the tools. Finally got to use them the first time and then went
“I CAN FEEL MY FACE”
And never wore it again 🤣
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
“I CAN FEEL MY FACE”
And never wore it again 🤣
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Fall backs of being ambidextrous according to BF:
Keeps forgetting which holds the fork
“One is precision, the other is power.” “Which ones which?”
“… wait…”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#HesSelfTaught
Keeps forgetting which holds the fork
“One is precision, the other is power.” “Which ones which?”
“… wait…”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#HesSelfTaught
August 20, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Fall backs of being ambidextrous according to BF:
Keeps forgetting which holds the fork
“One is precision, the other is power.” “Which ones which?”
“… wait…”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#HesSelfTaught
Keeps forgetting which holds the fork
“One is precision, the other is power.” “Which ones which?”
“… wait…”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#HesSelfTaught
I move one box so it blocks the stairs up.
Me: “WE ARE IN A FORT!”
BF without missing a beat:
“WE ARE IN A FORT!”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me: “WE ARE IN A FORT!”
BF without missing a beat:
“WE ARE IN A FORT!”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
August 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I move one box so it blocks the stairs up.
Me: “WE ARE IN A FORT!”
BF without missing a beat:
“WE ARE IN A FORT!”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me: “WE ARE IN A FORT!”
BF without missing a beat:
“WE ARE IN A FORT!”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
August 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
That moment when you realize your mom’s ADHD and your dad is autistic. That’s how your sister ended up neuotypical and you ended up AuDHD.
BF’s idea on how to respond
“So what are you?”
“Lots.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF’s idea on how to respond
“So what are you?”
“Lots.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
July 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
That moment when you realize your mom’s ADHD and your dad is autistic. That’s how your sister ended up neuotypical and you ended up AuDHD.
BF’s idea on how to respond
“So what are you?”
“Lots.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF’s idea on how to respond
“So what are you?”
“Lots.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF: *allergic to cats and dogs.* We have one of each.
Also BF: *Goes to change air filter and opens SIX MONTHS OF PET DANDRUFF INTO HIS FACE!!*
Somehow ALSO BF: *Surprised when he starts coughing.*
I’d already forbidden him before and I forbid him again :P
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Also BF: *Goes to change air filter and opens SIX MONTHS OF PET DANDRUFF INTO HIS FACE!!*
Somehow ALSO BF: *Surprised when he starts coughing.*
I’d already forbidden him before and I forbid him again :P
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
July 26, 2026 at 7:57 PM
BF: *allergic to cats and dogs.* We have one of each.
Also BF: *Goes to change air filter and opens SIX MONTHS OF PET DANDRUFF INTO HIS FACE!!*
Somehow ALSO BF: *Surprised when he starts coughing.*
I’d already forbidden him before and I forbid him again :P
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Also BF: *Goes to change air filter and opens SIX MONTHS OF PET DANDRUFF INTO HIS FACE!!*
Somehow ALSO BF: *Surprised when he starts coughing.*
I’d already forbidden him before and I forbid him again :P
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me and BF have determined I have two types of whole body flails. Flail of excitement and flail of fury. 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF would like to add: “They have about the same range.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF would like to add: “They have about the same range.”
July 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Me and BF have determined I have two types of whole body flails. Flail of excitement and flail of fury. 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF would like to add: “They have about the same range.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF would like to add: “They have about the same range.”
When your boyfriend finally finished unpacking.
Two years past move in date 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Two years past move in date 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
June 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
When your boyfriend finally finished unpacking.
Two years past move in date 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Two years past move in date 😂
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Which is superior: fast math or correct guestimation?
(By superior we mean hotter)
(Yes they are both hot, which is hotTER??)
#AskingforScience
#Neurodivergencyadventures
(By superior we mean hotter)
(Yes they are both hot, which is hotTER??)
#AskingforScience
#Neurodivergencyadventures
May 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Which is superior: fast math or correct guestimation?
(By superior we mean hotter)
(Yes they are both hot, which is hotTER??)
#AskingforScience
#Neurodivergencyadventures
(By superior we mean hotter)
(Yes they are both hot, which is hotTER??)
#AskingforScience
#Neurodivergencyadventures
BF: Struggling to explain a southern bell insult in terms I’ll understand.
Me: “What combination and order of yeah and no does it translate to?”
After much deliberation we settled on “yeaaaaaaah no”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#Midwesterners
#YouBestBeliveItWORKED
Me: “What combination and order of yeah and no does it translate to?”
After much deliberation we settled on “yeaaaaaaah no”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#Midwesterners
#YouBestBeliveItWORKED
May 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
BF: Struggling to explain a southern bell insult in terms I’ll understand.
Me: “What combination and order of yeah and no does it translate to?”
After much deliberation we settled on “yeaaaaaaah no”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#Midwesterners
#YouBestBeliveItWORKED
Me: “What combination and order of yeah and no does it translate to?”
After much deliberation we settled on “yeaaaaaaah no”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
#Midwesterners
#YouBestBeliveItWORKED
Me: Rant about how if I was a politician I’d run on making cop school a four year state funded college where they take social work, EMT, acting classes etc.
BF: “I’d run on spite.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF: “I’d run on spite.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
May 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Me: Rant about how if I was a politician I’d run on making cop school a four year state funded college where they take social work, EMT, acting classes etc.
BF: “I’d run on spite.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF: “I’d run on spite.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF: *Makes joke about PhD character not understanding lingo due to PhD”
Me: “Hey!”
BF: “You’re a Doctor - he’s a doctor. You may have dissenting opinions but you must submit them in writing.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me: “Hey!”
BF: “You’re a Doctor - he’s a doctor. You may have dissenting opinions but you must submit them in writing.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
May 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
BF: *Makes joke about PhD character not understanding lingo due to PhD”
Me: “Hey!”
BF: “You’re a Doctor - he’s a doctor. You may have dissenting opinions but you must submit them in writing.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me: “Hey!”
BF: “You’re a Doctor - he’s a doctor. You may have dissenting opinions but you must submit them in writing.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me: “There are few things I’m passionate about -“
BF: “That’s a lie.”
Me: “Every opinion I have I’m passionate about.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF: “That’s a lie.”
Me: “Every opinion I have I’m passionate about.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
April 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Me: “There are few things I’m passionate about -“
BF: “That’s a lie.”
Me: “Every opinion I have I’m passionate about.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
BF: “That’s a lie.”
Me: “Every opinion I have I’m passionate about.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
That moment when you realize: no sports bras are not supposed to be this tight - you need to buy a bigger size.
I gained weight two years ago and I’ve been wearing these ever since. It just took me that long to notice.
🫠
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
I gained weight two years ago and I’ve been wearing these ever since. It just took me that long to notice.
🫠
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
April 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
That moment when you realize: no sports bras are not supposed to be this tight - you need to buy a bigger size.
I gained weight two years ago and I’ve been wearing these ever since. It just took me that long to notice.
🫠
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
I gained weight two years ago and I’ve been wearing these ever since. It just took me that long to notice.
🫠
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me, an AuDHD, and my BF comparing him buying me jewelry to the penguin rock giving.
“Yes, I will give you all the shiny rocks at once. You will build nest. We will mate on the nest.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
“Yes, I will give you all the shiny rocks at once. You will build nest. We will mate on the nest.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
April 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Me, an AuDHD, and my BF comparing him buying me jewelry to the penguin rock giving.
“Yes, I will give you all the shiny rocks at once. You will build nest. We will mate on the nest.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
“Yes, I will give you all the shiny rocks at once. You will build nest. We will mate on the nest.”
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me on my own: Eats normal meals, drinks lots of water, constantly gets work or chores done
Me with BF: over eats, drinks sugary drinks, actually relaxes
Find yourself a significant other who you can shelf your adult self with
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me with BF: over eats, drinks sugary drinks, actually relaxes
Find yourself a significant other who you can shelf your adult self with
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
April 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Me on my own: Eats normal meals, drinks lots of water, constantly gets work or chores done
Me with BF: over eats, drinks sugary drinks, actually relaxes
Find yourself a significant other who you can shelf your adult self with
#NeurodivergencyAdventures
Me with BF: over eats, drinks sugary drinks, actually relaxes
Find yourself a significant other who you can shelf your adult self with
#NeurodivergencyAdventures