#NewsReport
j'ai fait un tiramisu à la fraise !!! pour le pic-nic demain au parc !!! voilà #newsreport
April 24, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Well, that’s certainly an interesting (though unsurprising) take - holding Zelensky responsible for stalled negotiations because he clings to international law and Ukraine’s sovereignty.
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
A Boney Quest joke I have in my mind but currently don't know how to implement is a newsreport segment, which would have the reporters from Mort the Chicken.
September 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Dutch fucking news reported on him renaming himself Keksius Maximus or something, it was the first newsreport of 2025 I read.

Why. Why would this be newsworthy.
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dear United States of America,

I just watched a newsreport on the hit to Buffalo NY tourism up here in Canada on the CBC.

Some of our Buffalo friends lamented how your president insults us and slaps unjust tariffs on us, as if that is the reason we're staying away.

It's because of the cages.
July 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I keep waiting for a newsreport he was viciously attacked by a little old lady from Pasadena.
July 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Sorry inside cyclocross subscribers, the newsreport will late this week. Travel to Benidorm far from smooth, as flight has been rerouted and delayed a number of times
January 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh my fucking God you guys. That's Adelaide road
April 20, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I saw a TV NewsReport about Ukrainians Weld-Making Giant Ones to use against their own Oppressive Orcs.
August 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In contrast to the Alliance military Red Dragon uses very little. A favorable newsreport here and there, a pseudo-documentation about the rigors of training. But they are a small force compared to other outfits. They don't need to pacify a swath of oppressed civilians or recruit thousands at once.
Time to take a proper gander at propaganda for today's #Juniplex. This word didn't always have a negative connotation, which might still be the case in your world.

Y'all got anything like a military working with games companies to make things like Call of Duty/Ghost Recon?
June 24, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"Three AI agents read the news"... ☕
It's not the start of a joke, it's the latest agentic AI application that I built using @llamaindex.bsky.social + @groq.com, that reads and reports the news for you📰
Find it on GitHub: github.com/AstraBert/ne...
And have fun!✨
February 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't wanna scare anyone but I've just seen this news report! Stay safe have a merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone
#merrychristmas #christmas #newsreport
December 24, 2024 at 2:44 PM
#ICYMI Check out the full King5 story: ‘We’re stealing from the taxpayers’: Whistleblower alleges timecard fraud scheme at Hanford
➡️ bit.ly/4fkazI5

#HanfordNews #newsreport #whistleblower #FraudScheme #firesuppressionsystems
December 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
the murder spree of crude robots is being investigated by the chain smoking detective montgomery business, and their hard as ice deputy samantha smartphone #newsreport
October 11, 2024 at 4:17 PM
December 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Breaking News✔️ I’m so tired of television reporting what’s going on. How about instead, just STOP him.

That’s it. That’s all the news fit to air on TV, that’s all the news to print. Stop him. Then give us that good news 🙏 💙

Six 0’clock #NewsReport
July 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
in the dark and twisted future it will be illegal for a robot to make a gross sexual gesture like 'licking the finger' or 'boner squish' #newsreport
October 11, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Probably a reflection on the $$ of diapers.

Sidenote; I saw a newsreport that the cost of 🍅 has increased 45% since August of last year & I'm gonna need y'all to STOP BUYING TOMATOES!

This is literally the 2nd easiest veg to grow next to bunch onions. Get a pot, get some soil & put it in a window.
May 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM