I can finally get rid of the cybertruck voodoo doll on my nightstand.
November 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I can finally get rid of the cybertruck voodoo doll on my nightstand.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
November 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
Today is Sofi’s gotcha day back in 2019. I always keep little reminders of her on her my nightstand ❤️ She was my best fren 🐾
November 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Today is Sofi’s gotcha day back in 2019. I always keep little reminders of her on her my nightstand ❤️ She was my best fren 🐾
- Where do you get the money?
- In the nightstand
- And who puts the money in the nightstand?
- I don't know
- Then where do you get the money?
- In the nightstand
- In the nightstand
- And who puts the money in the nightstand?
- I don't know
- Then where do you get the money?
- In the nightstand
Donbass doesn't send empty wagons
November 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
- Where do you get the money?
- In the nightstand
- And who puts the money in the nightstand?
- I don't know
- Then where do you get the money?
- In the nightstand
- In the nightstand
- And who puts the money in the nightstand?
- I don't know
- Then where do you get the money?
- In the nightstand
(swallowing an entire bottle of Midol that i stole from my wife’s nightstand) “maybe they’ll miss me when i’m gone”
November 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
(swallowing an entire bottle of Midol that i stole from my wife’s nightstand) “maybe they’ll miss me when i’m gone”
the gun on his nightstand:
November 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
the gun on his nightstand:
I'M GONNA READ IT IT'S SITTING ON MY NIGHTSTAND
November 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I'M GONNA READ IT IT'S SITTING ON MY NIGHTSTAND
elon musk, drunk and depressed, laying in bed staring at the fake gun on his nightstand wishing it was real
November 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
elon musk, drunk and depressed, laying in bed staring at the fake gun on his nightstand wishing it was real
… and all of it is in an unruly pile on my nightstand
November 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
… and all of it is in an unruly pile on my nightstand
I hope this is calling to him like the green goblin mask
November 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I hope this is calling to him like the green goblin mask
Funny that all 3 of my really good silk scrunchies are on his nightstand…
November 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Funny that all 3 of my really good silk scrunchies are on his nightstand…
Meet Goliath aka G-man, foster kitty #1; he jumped on my lap immediately & started kneading and purring. WHO'S A LITTLE GUY?!? G-man is available for adoption through Twin Cities Pet Rescue. www.twincitiespetrescue.org
November 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Meet Goliath aka G-man, foster kitty #1; he jumped on my lap immediately & started kneading and purring. WHO'S A LITTLE GUY?!? G-man is available for adoption through Twin Cities Pet Rescue. www.twincitiespetrescue.org
if a medieval cavalry member makes love on a single occasion to a bedside table that’s a one knight, one nightstand one night stand
November 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
if a medieval cavalry member makes love on a single occasion to a bedside table that’s a one knight, one nightstand one night stand
When you’re in bed and your phone charger falls off the bed or nightstand
November 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
When you’re in bed and your phone charger falls off the bed or nightstand
Happy Fishnet and Foot Fetish Friday!
November 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Happy Fishnet and Foot Fetish Friday!
Just thinking how eclectic my nightstand reading pile is.
November 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Just thinking how eclectic my nightstand reading pile is.
She smiles when picking up the money from the bedside nightstand afterwards.
November 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
She smiles when picking up the money from the bedside nightstand afterwards.
Making a “sick drawer” in my nightstand was such a good idea. I’ve had a protein drink and did a sheet mask. Cough drops within arm’s reach. Amazing.
November 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Making a “sick drawer” in my nightstand was such a good idea. I’ve had a protein drink and did a sheet mask. Cough drops within arm’s reach. Amazing.
the gun on elon's nightstand whispers ever louder
November 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
the gun on elon's nightstand whispers ever louder
[opening the nightstand drawers] what’s THIS? NO TOSAFOS?
November 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
[opening the nightstand drawers] what’s THIS? NO TOSAFOS?
I think your pink razor ended up in my nightstand.
I found it last week😹😹
I found it last week😹😹
November 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I think your pink razor ended up in my nightstand.
I found it last week😹😹
I found it last week😹😹
(At the risk of making myself feel even older, I present the following from my nightstand:
Motorola Star Tac
Motorola Razor
Motorola Crazor
iPhone 3S
AND
Atari 800 BASIC cartridge from 1980.
Motorola Star Tac
Motorola Razor
Motorola Crazor
iPhone 3S
AND
Atari 800 BASIC cartridge from 1980.
November 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
(At the risk of making myself feel even older, I present the following from my nightstand:
Motorola Star Tac
Motorola Razor
Motorola Crazor
iPhone 3S
AND
Atari 800 BASIC cartridge from 1980.
Motorola Star Tac
Motorola Razor
Motorola Crazor
iPhone 3S
AND
Atari 800 BASIC cartridge from 1980.