NOBODY CARES what you think.
David Cameron says Britain needs to stop blaming Brexit for its problems. The former prime minister talks political legacy, migration and his personal mission to help cure Alzheimer’s in this weekend’s interview with Mishal Husain here: bloom.bg/4zCYQhX
📷: Jose Sarmento Matos/Bloomberg
📷: Jose Sarmento Matos/Bloomberg
November 14, 2026 at 9:01 AM
NOBODY CARES what you think.
Nobody:
Me when I see a dog:
Me when I see a dog:
November 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Nobody:
Me when I see a dog:
Me when I see a dog:
Nobody knows more about the airline industry than Trump.
November 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Nobody knows more about the airline industry than Trump.
Nobody:
Local war criminal:
Local war criminal:
November 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Nobody:
Local war criminal:
Local war criminal:
Twitter is a middle school cafeteria where nobody ever graduates.
November 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Twitter is a middle school cafeteria where nobody ever graduates.
(Nobody believes this)
November 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
(Nobody believes this)
Nobody:
DHS Sec: "This isn't another 9/11"
DHS Sec: "This isn't another 9/11"
November 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Nobody:
DHS Sec: "This isn't another 9/11"
DHS Sec: "This isn't another 9/11"
Seriously 😒 Nobody elected Jared fuck!ng Kushner.
November 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Seriously 😒 Nobody elected Jared fuck!ng Kushner.
Nobody expected to see scary monsters that night.
November 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Nobody expected to see scary monsters that night.
Nobody home (hypnotized)
November 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Nobody home (hypnotized)
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
The senator from Louisiana:
Absolutely no one:
The senator from Louisiana:
John Kennedy: "A smart man washes his hands after he urinates. A wise man doesn't urinate on his hands."
November 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
The senator from Louisiana:
Absolutely no one:
The senator from Louisiana:
Nobody really loves Liquid Death and yet they have built an empire on the fact that nobody else makes 568ml tall boys of soda.
November 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Nobody really loves Liquid Death and yet they have built an empire on the fact that nobody else makes 568ml tall boys of soda.
nobody is talking about this
November 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
nobody is talking about this
Miraculously, nobody got stuck in traffic this time.
🚨 BREAKING: The new Epstein discharge petition just hit 218 signatures. Every Democrat signed, plus Massie, Mace, Norman and Fitzpatrick. That forces a House vote on the Epstein Files Transparency Act II, which would let survivors and state AGs sue DOJ to release the files. Johnson can’t stop it.
November 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Miraculously, nobody got stuck in traffic this time.
ok nobody there knows what happened with the planes either
November 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
ok nobody there knows what happened with the planes either
when you drop the applause line and nobody claps
November 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
when you drop the applause line and nobody claps
This was engineered and nobody in America saw it?
November 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
This was engineered and nobody in America saw it?
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
HumbleBundle: what if we used AI to make absolutely everything worse for no reason?
Absolutely nobody:
HumbleBundle: what if we used AI to make absolutely everything worse for no reason?
November 12, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
HumbleBundle: what if we used AI to make absolutely everything worse for no reason?
Absolutely nobody:
HumbleBundle: what if we used AI to make absolutely everything worse for no reason?
the day after Veterans Day, Trump lies that "nobody has been killed in the last five months" fighting Iran
November 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
the day after Veterans Day, Trump lies that "nobody has been killed in the last five months" fighting Iran
"Nobody really thinks Trump would pass universal healthcare!" Behold the replies
i’m sorry but there is no chance that donald trump, a vengeful man who has devoted *two presidences* to destroying the social insurance state and giving the stolen money to his rich friends, would sign a bill extending public health insurance
November 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
"Nobody really thinks Trump would pass universal healthcare!" Behold the replies
Nobody can tell I'm thickly diapered with this onesie on, right?
Right....?
Right....?
November 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Nobody can tell I'm thickly diapered with this onesie on, right?
Right....?
Right....?
Nobody fucking trusts Me
November 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Nobody fucking trusts Me