He’s got numbers nobody’s seen, facts nobody can verify, and confidence nobody can explain.
September 27, 2026 at 9:57 AM
He’s got numbers nobody’s seen, facts nobody can verify, and confidence nobody can explain.
NOBODY ELECTED ELON.
February 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
NOBODY ELECTED ELON.
Nobody is going to regret a trade war with Colombia more than Don Jr.
Nobody.
Nobody.
January 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nobody is going to regret a trade war with Colombia more than Don Jr.
Nobody.
Nobody.
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
"Nobody says the B word"
January 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"Nobody says the B word"
“I feel much better now.”
—nobody
—nobody
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“I feel much better now.”
—nobody
—nobody
Pete Hegseth: “Nobody texted war plans.”
March 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Pete Hegseth: “Nobody texted war plans.”
Nobody cares.
September 3, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Nobody cares.
Nobody should be surprised by this. Nobody at all.
September 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Nobody should be surprised by this. Nobody at all.
“nobody saw this coming” = “we considered everyone who saw this coming a nobody”
"No one ever thought this would happen" is dishonest and journalists not pointing that out are doing you all a disservice. Many people said word for word this would happen. You just didn't respect those people. And you need to be honest instead of the feigned surprise for sympathy.
February 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“nobody saw this coming” = “we considered everyone who saw this coming a nobody”
Nobody comply.
February 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nobody comply.
Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs.
Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping.
Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself.
Nobody sees any of this.
Because I don’t do these things.
Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping.
Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself.
Nobody sees any of this.
Because I don’t do these things.
June 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs.
Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping.
Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself.
Nobody sees any of this.
Because I don’t do these things.
Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping.
Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself.
Nobody sees any of this.
Because I don’t do these things.
NOBODY VOTED FOR MUSK'S LITTLE INTERNET RANDOS, ANY NOBODY SHOULD ACCEPT WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING.
February 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
NOBODY VOTED FOR MUSK'S LITTLE INTERNET RANDOS, ANY NOBODY SHOULD ACCEPT WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING.
Melania issued a statement denying ties to Epstein. Nobody believes her and nobody cares.
April 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Melania issued a statement denying ties to Epstein. Nobody believes her and nobody cares.
Nobody came to his Kim Jong Un parade. Nobody. Good. Damn good.
June 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Nobody came to his Kim Jong Un parade. Nobody. Good. Damn good.
Report: Nobody Fucking Cares https://theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909/
April 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Report: Nobody Fucking Cares https://theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909/
So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!
July 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!
Nobody cares more than 👇
July 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Nobody cares more than 👇
Nobody should be homeless. Nobody.
July 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nobody should be homeless. Nobody.
Really Cool how nobody wanted to take this shit seriously
June 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Really Cool how nobody wanted to take this shit seriously
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
nobody understands... his cuteness...
May 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
nobody understands... his cuteness...
NOBODY should forget this photo! NOBODY!
April 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
NOBODY should forget this photo! NOBODY!
Nobody... NOBODY misses the "Old Public Square" in its current shape...
cartoon by:
@mwuerker.bsky.social
cartoon by:
@mwuerker.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Nobody... NOBODY misses the "Old Public Square" in its current shape...
cartoon by:
@mwuerker.bsky.social
cartoon by:
@mwuerker.bsky.social