Nosecandy jr is too stupid to know what a self own is…
March 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nosecandy jr is too stupid to know what a self own is…
Yes. But, you see, Lord Gove of Nosecandy is one of OUR unelected, unaccountable elites.
May 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yes. But, you see, Lord Gove of Nosecandy is one of OUR unelected, unaccountable elites.
-have you got Nosecandy?
-only in the 20g packs
-sod it, just Gak then.
-only in the 20g packs
-sod it, just Gak then.
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
-have you got Nosecandy?
-only in the 20g packs
-sod it, just Gak then.
-only in the 20g packs
-sod it, just Gak then.
Yea, I hear Incelon invites Donnie Jr. over for some serious Nosecandy Crush games. 😉
March 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Yea, I hear Incelon invites Donnie Jr. over for some serious Nosecandy Crush games. 😉
it TOTALLY FOR REALSIES WORKED YOU GUYS because some constable heard a scream at the site of the third murder and then didn't see anybody?
Like, calm entirely down, Frater Nosecandy, and also: if you get the invisibility after Victim 3, why stick around for 4 and 5?
Like, calm entirely down, Frater Nosecandy, and also: if you get the invisibility after Victim 3, why stick around for 4 and 5?
September 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
it TOTALLY FOR REALSIES WORKED YOU GUYS because some constable heard a scream at the site of the third murder and then didn't see anybody?
Like, calm entirely down, Frater Nosecandy, and also: if you get the invisibility after Victim 3, why stick around for 4 and 5?
Like, calm entirely down, Frater Nosecandy, and also: if you get the invisibility after Victim 3, why stick around for 4 and 5?
February 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I've gone and dun it, Andre and Noid on tomodachi look hilarious, I am satisfied. The first thing they bonded over is their mutual interest in 'selling nosecandy'.
That is the plaaaan, they are predestined for this
March 31, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I've gone and dun it, Andre and Noid on tomodachi look hilarious, I am satisfied. The first thing they bonded over is their mutual interest in 'selling nosecandy'.
Freak musta be in the nosecandy again...
The reason YOU can’t steer the ship is because YOU and your acolytes are the HOSTILE ones, not the crew!
You are hostile because you keep offending millions of decent people!
So don’t you dare call the crew hostile when it is YOU and your ilk who are hostile!
You are hostile because you keep offending millions of decent people!
So don’t you dare call the crew hostile when it is YOU and your ilk who are hostile!
February 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Freak musta be in the nosecandy again...
Pretending to be on nosecandy does wonders for some people, man
October 5, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Pretending to be on nosecandy does wonders for some people, man
it was more nosecandy jokes
July 14, 2024 at 1:17 AM
it was more nosecandy jokes
Think it’s the MAGA NOSECANDY🤣
January 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Think it’s the MAGA NOSECANDY🤣
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All modern economic indicators are suffering from Goodharts law. We’ve had decades of neoliberal metric chasing, among other bullshit, and as a result none of the metrics matter. Inflation may as well be pegged to the purity of the Feds nosecandy stash what they bring to meetings.
September 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
All modern economic indicators are suffering from Goodharts law. We’ve had decades of neoliberal metric chasing, among other bullshit, and as a result none of the metrics matter. Inflation may as well be pegged to the purity of the Feds nosecandy stash what they bring to meetings.
Henry may also be a little too affordable and proletarian. Pretty sure the nosecandy classes don't buy them.
May 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Henry may also be a little too affordable and proletarian. Pretty sure the nosecandy classes don't buy them.
So, we can pack the nosecandy in a crate of coffee beans to hide it from the dogs, but maybe we'll have to pack the coffee under kilos of blow to hide it from the dreaded excisemen.
BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. issues angry, agitated statement decrying his father’s tariffs on products from Colombia.
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So, we can pack the nosecandy in a crate of coffee beans to hide it from the dogs, but maybe we'll have to pack the coffee under kilos of blow to hide it from the dreaded excisemen.
Surely the point is that *she* is off her face? OP doesn't have to have a toot if he doesn't want.
Well, maybe he should have a small one to keep her company.
Perhaps a couple more, just to keep up with her.
Silly to let the nosecandy go to waste. Best help her finish it off, snuuuuurch.
Well, maybe he should have a small one to keep her company.
Perhaps a couple more, just to keep up with her.
Silly to let the nosecandy go to waste. Best help her finish it off, snuuuuurch.
December 23, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Surely the point is that *she* is off her face? OP doesn't have to have a toot if he doesn't want.
Well, maybe he should have a small one to keep her company.
Perhaps a couple more, just to keep up with her.
Silly to let the nosecandy go to waste. Best help her finish it off, snuuuuurch.
Well, maybe he should have a small one to keep her company.
Perhaps a couple more, just to keep up with her.
Silly to let the nosecandy go to waste. Best help her finish it off, snuuuuurch.
Focus groups led by 22yros who listen to shock jocks would be my guess. I'm still shaking my head at what could have prompted JG to make this dubious choice.
I dread to think WTF was actually in the basket.
#nosecandy
I dread to think WTF was actually in the basket.
#nosecandy
April 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Focus groups led by 22yros who listen to shock jocks would be my guess. I'm still shaking my head at what could have prompted JG to make this dubious choice.
I dread to think WTF was actually in the basket.
#nosecandy
I dread to think WTF was actually in the basket.
#nosecandy
I really wish journalists would force-capitalize that J, because my Louvre Museum heist-loving dyslexic ass seriously mis-read that as jewelery an embarrassing number of times clicking through, trying to figure out what "international jewelery" could possibly be a euphemism for? Fancy nosecandy?! 🫣
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really wish journalists would force-capitalize that J, because my Louvre Museum heist-loving dyslexic ass seriously mis-read that as jewelery an embarrassing number of times clicking through, trying to figure out what "international jewelery" could possibly be a euphemism for? Fancy nosecandy?! 🫣
Dalton Castle and Juice Robinson are two sides of the same yelly, passionate, half-crazed coin. They believe strongly in themselves and what they have to say. It’s reminiscent of some wrestlers in the 80s in a goofy, nostalgic way but with hopefully way less nosecandy involved.
August 20, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Dalton Castle and Juice Robinson are two sides of the same yelly, passionate, half-crazed coin. They believe strongly in themselves and what they have to say. It’s reminiscent of some wrestlers in the 80s in a goofy, nostalgic way but with hopefully way less nosecandy involved.